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Re: Friends don't let friends Baptize post-mortem
« Reply #30 on: February 19, 2012, 04:05:25 am »
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Re: Friends don't let friends Baptize post-mortem
« Reply #31 on: February 22, 2012, 01:53:23 pm »
Baptizing post-mortem? Two can play at this game.
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Re: Friends don't let friends Baptize post-mortem
« Reply #32 on: February 22, 2012, 11:37:44 pm »
This is relevant: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/21/mormons-posthumous-baptism-anne-frank_n_1292102.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009

They're baptizing Anne Frank. Again. I'm sorry, but how much of a douchebag do you have to be to do that? And WHY WOULD YOU?


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Re: Friends don't let friends Baptize post-mortem
« Reply #33 on: February 22, 2012, 11:56:14 pm »
Wait...again!?  AGAIN!?

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Re: Friends don't let friends Baptize post-mortem
« Reply #34 on: February 23, 2012, 12:12:43 am »
Why is this even necessary? Why can't their God just give dead people the choice?

I mean, from what I heard their God isn't omnipotent, but really?
I'd be more sympathetic if people here didn't act like they knew what they were saying when they were saying something very much wrong.

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Re: Friends don't let friends Baptize post-mortem
« Reply #35 on: February 23, 2012, 12:13:56 am »
This is relevant: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/21/mormons-posthumous-baptism-anne-frank_n_1292102.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009

They're baptizing Anne Frank. Again. I'm sorry, but how much of a douchebag do you have to be to do that? And WHY WOULD YOU?

Somewhere, a higher-up in the Mormon Church is trolololololing.

If you can be saved after your death, then what's the point of converting to Mormonism in the first place? Theoretically as long as there's one Mormon alive he could do salvationations for all the rest of us.

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Re: Friends don't let friends Baptize post-mortem
« Reply #36 on: February 25, 2012, 05:54:10 am »
This is relevant: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/21/mormons-posthumous-baptism-anne-frank_n_1292102.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009

They're baptizing Anne Frank. Again. I'm sorry, but how much of a douchebag do you have to be to do that? And WHY WOULD YOU?

    Anne Frank was murdered
    She was murdered because she was Jewish
    She was murdered by people who hated Jews
    Those people hated Jews because of a nearly two thousand year old prejudice that stated that Jews were lesser than Christians
    These people justified their beliefs because according to their scripture, Jews go to hell unless they convert to Christianity, i.e.: be baptized
    Throughout history, this involved forced baptisms of Jews, most notably during the Spanish Inquisition
    The Mormons just forcibly converted Anne Frank
    Because they believe that unless they did so, she would go to hell
    Because they believe that Jews go to hell when they die 
    Which is the belief which led to Anne Frank’s murder

Did I miss anything? (stole the list from tumblr as it was a lot less swear-y than mine)

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Re: Friends don't let friends Baptize post-mortem
« Reply #37 on: February 25, 2012, 08:25:38 pm »
This is relevant: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/21/mormons-posthumous-baptism-anne-frank_n_1292102.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009

They're baptizing Anne Frank. Again. I'm sorry, but how much of a douchebag do you have to be to do that? And WHY WOULD YOU?

    Anne Frank was murdered
    She was murdered because she was Jewish
    She was murdered by people who hated Jews
    Those people hated Jews because of a nearly two thousand year old prejudice that stated that Jews were lesser than Christians
    These people justified their beliefs because according to their scripture, Jews go to hell unless they convert to Christianity, i.e.: be baptized
    Throughout history, this involved forced baptisms of Jews, most notably during the Spanish Inquisition
    The Mormons just forcibly converted Anne Frank
    Because they believe that unless they did so, she would go to hell
    Because they believe that Jews go to hell when they die 
    Which is the belief which led to Anne Frank’s murder

Did I miss anything? (stole the list from tumblr as it was a lot less swear-y than mine)

Well, technically she died of disease (I want to say cholera but I don't remember exactly) in the concentration camp, instead of being directly murdered, but since the Nazis intended to kill everyone in the camps anyway, that's sort of a moot point.
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