Granted, you now have super strength B.O. which you can turn on and off at will and control it at different increments.
(Hey, I could've made it urine, or turned you into a self-harm emo basket case, or a compulsive zoophile with a thing for mountain lions.)
I wish there was an amnesty on offshore tax evasion, with the proviso that 10% of all funds gets turned over to a world climate change initiative, and all future profits on investments are similarly taxed at 10% for world benefits, with 10% going to the tax haven of choice and 25% going home to the country of origin of the funds where it is invested in infrastructure, education, the arts, health care and other egalitarian projects. The other 55% annual gains can stay with the super-rich assholes who are acting like modern day pharoahs and sucking the economy dry.