Granted, but your arm is stuck up Jar-Jar-Bink's butt... He actually exists now, but is mute. The only way he can speak is telepathically communicating with you. Your audience consists of sadists laughing at you, masochists jerking off, and people who think Jar-Jar's the maaaaaaan. He never shuts up.
I wish Black Jesus comes down to congratulate Obama and the new black pope in waiting. He also gay marries Mugabe and Cheney while he's here. He also tells the Rapture Ready folks to stop salivating.