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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #615 on: April 25, 2012, 08:21:38 pm »
Granted, but as soon as you achieve your mastery, you are challenged each day by an ever increasing number of opponents determined to defeat you. the numbers grow exponentially, day 1: you have 2 challengers with skills very close to your level. day 2: 4 challengers. day 3: 8, and so on. You are hacked to bits on the morning of the 7th day.


I wish every single fundie would either become reasonable or lose the ability to communicate.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #616 on: April 25, 2012, 08:58:36 pm »
Granted, but you become one of those fundies.

I wish I was a famous singer/actress.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #617 on: April 25, 2012, 09:03:52 pm »
Granted, enjoy the paparazzi zerg rush every time you set foot in public.

I wish uni would go fuck itself.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #618 on: April 25, 2012, 10:49:29 pm »
Granted, enjoy the paparazzi zerg rush every time you set foot in public.

I wish uni would go fuck itself.
Granted. Uni is hermaphroditic and procreates, creating hundreds of more unis.

I wish I had a pumpkin pie.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #619 on: April 26, 2012, 08:15:24 pm »
Granted, but it is served at a southern Baptist church picnic and you have to listen to forty-two individuals witnessing to you one after the other before you can taste even a spoonful. Unfortunately, during the witnessing, the dog that apparently shit on my sushi has now shit on your pumpkin pie.

So it goes.

I love it when there is wish connectivity...

I wish for shit proof sushi!
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #620 on: April 26, 2012, 08:30:09 pm »
Granted but you get urine soaked sushi instead

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #621 on: April 26, 2012, 09:22:38 pm »
Granted but your parts break.


I wish i could get an ivory piano.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #622 on: April 26, 2012, 11:03:59 pm »
Granted, you also get attacked by elephants.

I wish I could not get speeding tickets.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #623 on: April 26, 2012, 11:07:55 pm »
Granted. Now whenever you're caught speeding the police skip straight to shooting out your tyres before dragging you out of the subsequent wreck to prison.

I wish for things and whatnot.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #624 on: April 27, 2012, 07:09:18 am »
Granted, you get things. "Things" in this case, being letter bombs.

I wish someone would successfully clone a woolly mammoth.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #625 on: April 27, 2012, 01:00:02 pm »
Granted it goes on a rampage in tokyo and has to be put down by the Go-Busters...I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY!

Ironbite-I wish teh Go-Busters didn't have to put down the cloned woolly mammoth.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #626 on: April 27, 2012, 02:10:00 pm »
Granted but they put you down instead.

I wish I could into my own world.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #627 on: April 27, 2012, 10:22:54 pm »
Granted, your trapped inside your own head.

I wish American Airlines would provide good customer service.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #628 on: April 28, 2012, 11:53:18 am »
Granted. But it goes out of business shortly thereafter, and every other airline takes home the lesson that “Good Customer Service is Bad for Business.” As such, they all start serving shit sushi and shit pumpkin pie.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #629 on: April 29, 2012, 10:45:36 pm »
Granted, but you can only band small amounts of any element at a time, ceasing your abilities from being impressive.

I wish I was moshing right now.
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