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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #660 on: May 08, 2012, 07:25:37 pm »
Granted; it's tattooed on your face.

I wish that they served real eggs, not powdered ones for breakfast.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #661 on: May 08, 2012, 10:28:39 pm »
Granted, but you're suddenly allergic.

I wish that I knew what to wish for.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #662 on: May 08, 2012, 11:18:45 pm »
Granted; you wish for a rope to hang yourself with, because you're a dirty plagiarist... too harsh?

I wish I wasn't so harsh on TGRwulf.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #663 on: May 09, 2012, 03:57:08 am »
Granted, but in the TGR-Saturn war, TGR gets in a pre-emptive strike on you face with collateral damage to the gonads. That's gotta hurt!

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #664 on: May 09, 2012, 05:04:08 am »
Wish granted.  By beans I assume you mean the money slang.  People suck your wallet dry for the next five months.

I wish I was a pony;.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #665 on: May 09, 2012, 07:35:26 am »
Granted. You are a broken-down pony that is used to give unruly children rides for a buck a pop at suck-ass county fairs in Oklahoma and Kansas.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #666 on: May 09, 2012, 02:48:54 pm »
Granted. You are a broken-down pony that is used to give unruly children rides for a buck a pop at suck-ass county fairs in Oklahoma and Kansas.

I wish I were an level 13/5 level elf Wizard/Archmage.
Granted. You trade places with the equivalent in an alternate reality. You know nothing about how game mechanics work in their real world and are promptly assassinated by a jealous rival.

I wish I could get in on the D&D 5th edition beta.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #667 on: May 09, 2012, 05:39:22 pm »
Granted. You end up getting nostalgiac for Fourth Edition within two minutes.

I wish Mitt Romney (for obvious reasons) and Barack Obama (look at our national debt!) would Die In A Fire at the same time... before election day!

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #668 on: May 09, 2012, 05:42:16 pm »
Granted. Rick Santorum immediately seizes the presidency in the ensuing chaos and makes Michelle Bachmann his vice-president.

I wish gay marriage was finally legal worldwide.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #669 on: May 10, 2012, 12:24:53 am »
Granted. Rick Santorum immediately seizes the presidency in the ensuing chaos and makes Michelle Bachmann his vice-president.

I wish gay marriage was finally legal worldwide.

(I play Pathfinder with a few holdovers from 3.5)
Granted. Now only gay marriage is allowed.

I wish Saturn500 would realize how much I despised 4th edition, and it would be 3.5/Pathfinder I would pine for (much like a lumberjack!)

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #670 on: May 10, 2012, 02:40:41 am »
Granted, Saturn500 now realises but just cannot bring himself to give a shit.

I wish for a pet duck who could learn to tapdance and then enter politics by joining the GOP.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #671 on: May 10, 2012, 05:22:55 am »
Granted, but he wins and fucks over the country and the world in the process.

I wish that my cat didn't want to wake me up 3 hours early because he's hungry. -_-
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #672 on: May 10, 2012, 05:27:33 am »
Granted, he wakes you up because he wants to have sex with your nostrils.

I wish for more chicken and cheese burgers (seriously, those things are an orgasm in a bun).

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #673 on: May 10, 2012, 06:15:27 am »
Wish granted.  They're all made with smelly limburger cheese.

I wish I could afford to travel.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #674 on: May 10, 2012, 06:27:06 am »
Granted, but you're accused of smuggling drugs in a foreign country, resulting in your execution a few weeks later.

I wish I was better at planning ahead.