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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #810 on: July 17, 2012, 02:57:41 am »
Granted, but the finale is so terrible that you're sure a group of bonobos with severe mental problems could have handled it better.

I wish I had a flying car.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #811 on: July 17, 2012, 03:00:54 am »
Granted. Firey crash in 3... 2... 1...

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #812 on: July 17, 2012, 11:08:37 am »
Granted but then every time you start it crashes.

I wish I had a PS3 so I could get the better special edition of Resident Evil 6.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #813 on: July 18, 2012, 12:34:36 am »
As soon as you get it, Microsoft decides to send thugs over to beat the shit out of you for owning a competing company's product.

I wish for a long, healthy, prosperous life spent improving the general state of the world, ending in a peaceful death and continuing legacy in those who knew me.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #814 on: July 18, 2012, 03:31:47 am »
Granted. You're this version of Superman.

I wish for a domesticated fowl.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #815 on: July 23, 2012, 12:49:52 am »
You get a chicken, but it stays up way too late watching bad movies every night, eats all the food but won't pay for groceries, smokes bad cigars in the house, and shits just... everywhere, man. I mean, Jesus Christ, how did it get on the lampshade?

One could say your new bird is... foul.

I wish for a brilliant pun.
Oh, you take the high road, and I'll take the low road...

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #816 on: July 23, 2012, 01:58:41 am »
Granted but you laugh so hard that you die,then your mother see's the pun she dies, Then the Army takes this pun and uses it as a weapon against the Taliban. (A cookie for the person who gets this reference.)

I wish I could sleep better.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #817 on: July 23, 2012, 05:54:12 am »
Granted but you laugh so hard that you die,then your mother see's the pun she dies, Then the Army takes this pun and uses it as a weapon against the Taliban. (A cookie for the person who gets this reference.)
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #818 on: July 23, 2012, 05:58:00 am »
Granted. The Whatever-Australia's-Federal-Tax-Government-Body-Is promptly busts you for fraud. Enjoy prison.

I wish wishes could come true.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #819 on: July 23, 2012, 06:13:07 pm »
Granted. They are all corrupted. Every last one.

I wish the moon would explode for no adequately explored reason.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #820 on: July 24, 2012, 12:57:59 pm »
It does so. Enjoy your tidal chaos!

I wish my back would stop hurting.
Oh, you take the high road, and I'll take the low road...

My mother did not CHOOSE life. She planned for it.

Is that weird monkey-creature-looking-thing supposed to be a BLACK MAN?

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #821 on: July 24, 2012, 01:02:46 pm »
Granted, you're paralyzed from the neck down and can't feel a thing.

I wish band expenses weren't an issue (without losing the band).
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There are a number of ways, though my favourite is simply to take them by surprise. They're just walking down the street, minding their own business when suddenly, WHACK! Penis to the face.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #822 on: July 24, 2012, 01:22:05 pm »
You get a high-level recording contract. The check from Disney Channel should be arriving soon, along with your new requirements for content and public image.

I wish I had a tail.
Oh, you take the high road, and I'll take the low road...

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Is that weird monkey-creature-looking-thing supposed to be a BLACK MAN?

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #823 on: July 24, 2012, 02:18:45 pm »
Granted.  It's a tail in that it is an appendage that extends from the back of your torso, but "terminal, inoperable tumor" is probably a more technically correct definition of your new growth.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #824 on: July 24, 2012, 02:28:00 pm »
Granted but at the same time not.

I wish i didn't have to pay to enter Navy OCS.