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Offline ironbite

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #165 on: January 17, 2012, 03:53:19 am »
Granted you're chucked out of the ring by a rather large and pale Irish man then you job to a midget the next week.  ENJOYING YOURSELF HEATH SLATER!?

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #166 on: January 17, 2012, 03:56:41 am »
Granted, he tears your balls off in response.

I wish stupid people were physically unable to breed.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #167 on: January 17, 2012, 09:05:46 am »
Granted. Stupidity is now an infectious illness. With no cure.

I wish I had a big-screen TV.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #168 on: January 17, 2012, 12:56:09 pm »
Granted, but it's permanently locked on FOX News with no way to change the channel.

I wish I had a billion dollars.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #169 on: January 17, 2012, 01:48:51 pm »
Granted, but its counterfeit.

I wish that Dick Cheney and the next poster would passionately make love
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #170 on: January 17, 2012, 02:18:44 pm »
Quote from: QueenofHearts on January 17, 2012, 01:48:51 pm
Granted, but its counterfeit.

I wish that Dick Cheney and the next poster would passionately make love

Granted. We create a giant killer robot and name it love and take over the world.

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Wish granted.  They're very successful because of being part of the US.  Oh.  I'm sorry!  Did you mean secede?

Yes. That is my new wish.
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I'd be more sympathetic if people here didn't act like they knew what they were saying when they were saying something very much wrong.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #171 on: January 17, 2012, 02:31:01 pm »
Granted. The weight of the sheer hubris of the new nation causes it to sink into the gulf, raising water levels and flooding most of the southern US (and we have some very cool members from that area).

I wish they'd stop blaming me for things my kids pick up on their own.
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Matthew 22:39 "And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself." God's own "don't be a dick" rule.

Quote from: Mlle Antéchrist on January 29, 2012, 10:53:28 pm
Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #172 on: January 17, 2012, 02:45:31 pm »
Quote from: rosenewock21 on January 17, 2012, 02:31:01 pm
Granted. The weight of the sheer hubris of the new nation causes it to sink into the gulf, raising water levels and flooding most of the southern US (and we have some very cool members from that area).

I wish they'd stop blaming me for things my kids pick up on their own.
Granted. Your kids become geniuses who cure cancer and solve world hunger while you receive no credit for having raised them.

I wish I had a printer.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #173 on: January 17, 2012, 02:48:29 pm »
Granted.  It's a dot matrix.

I wish that I could have a sexual relationship with any fictional character I wanted whenever I wanted.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #174 on: January 17, 2012, 02:51:12 pm »
( I could live with that, actually)

Granted. But they exist only as their current medium and you keep getting paper cuts on your dick.

I wish I hadn't volunteered to massively overhaul a project by myself when at least two other people also contributed to it.
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Matthew 22:39 "And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself." God's own "don't be a dick" rule.

Quote from: Mlle Antéchrist on January 29, 2012, 10:53:28 pm
Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #175 on: January 17, 2012, 03:39:12 pm »
Granted, instead you volunteered to become a human sacrifice to appease the gods.

I wish I had the best tattoo ever.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #176 on: January 17, 2012, 06:52:23 pm »
Wish granted.  ALMOST NOBODY wants to hire you anymore, as the tatoo is on your face and impossible to hide.

I wish I had the power to make crazy people see reason.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #177 on: January 17, 2012, 07:48:07 pm »
Granted. They don’t hear it, however.

I wish I actually enjoyed eating salad.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #178 on: January 17, 2012, 07:57:09 pm »
Wish granted.  In a Dexter's Lsb style twist, though, this is all you can eat, and you turn into a Hulk ripoff whenever you've not had enough to eat of this.

I wish that nobody ever wore clothes again, save for maybe people in extreme environments.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #179 on: January 18, 2012, 12:04:29 am »
Granted. You kill yourself soon after, just to be free of the memory of seeing me in the raw.

I wish for some diamonds.
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