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Title: Another anthem
Post by: Jacob Harrison on August 03, 2018, 12:48:50 pm

Since the European countries will probably go to war when the true heirs to England, Ireland, Normandy, and the Two Sicilies gain their rightful thrones, they will need to be conquered. Therefore the King of England and the Two Sicilies and, Duke of Normandy will also become Holy Roman Emperor ruling over the other European Kingdoms.

The Neo Holy Roman Empire will then go to war with Turkey and the other Arab Muslim nations in the Middle East to liberate Constantinople and the persecuted Christians and will gradually conquer the Levant and the Arabian Penninsula. It can achieve it by allying with Israel but since the Holy Land of Israel was rightful Christian Land before the Muslims conquered it, the Neo Holy Roman Empire will then conquer Israel to bring the Holy Land back into Christian hands which was the intent of the Crusaders.

This is the anthem of the Neo Holy Roman Empire. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWOV04uRa54

Title: Re: Another anthem
Post by: Art Vandelay on August 03, 2018, 12:50:25 pm

So, what has this got to do with an alternative theme song?

Title: Re: Another anthem
Post by: Jacob Harrison on August 03, 2018, 12:54:16 pm

Don’t you see the link?

Title: Re: Another anthem
Post by: Art Vandelay on August 03, 2018, 01:06:23 pm

Ah, there it is. On an unrelated note, what did I tell you about singing?

Besides, for a place called the "Neo Holy Roman Empire", I feel like it needs a more j-pop/anime sound to it. Also, the lyrics need to focus more on teenagers in giant robot suits fighting each other because reasons. If you want people to take you seriously, you need to stay thematically consistent. It's very important, I assure you.

Title: Re: Another anthem
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on August 03, 2018, 06:10:50 pm

Here is the national anthem of Jacob.

Clad in Radiant

Denim Panties

Quite Naked Is my Cousin

It is Sinful

Very Sinful, I am feeling

Quite aroused

Oh no niam, that cad niam, O his hand is

In her panties

Tol is scoffing, Art is mocking but only when

He is not whoring

Unlike niam, dastardly niam

Who is whoring to my cousin, radiant panties, thers't lie her denim panties they are hanging o'er the Christmas Tree

Queen ignores me, ibbles shouts at me. Davedan's monster cock, waves menacingly

O lord, no converts do I have for thee

Even Lana doesn't like me

No sister wives do I have for me

Howls of pleasure, from my treasure

Cuz gives niam easy leisure,

My machinations, and frustrations

Hang like soiled panties, her radiant panties

Hanging on my Christmas tree

Title: Re: Another anthem
Post by: Art Vandelay on August 03, 2018, 09:37:05 pm

That was absolutely beautiful.

Title: Re: Another anthem
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on August 04, 2018, 01:40:58 am

*bows*

Title: Re: Another anthem
Post by: niam2023 on August 04, 2018, 03:10:47 am

Thank you sir. Thank you.