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Title: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: clockworkgirl21 on January 20, 2012, 02:20:14 pm
http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?172090-Voluntary-De-Baptism-Rising-in-Europe

People are becoming "debaptized" and no longer want to be part of the church. RRians decide this is okay as long as you're leaving the Catholic, but if you're leaving Christianity, it's sad!

http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?172086-Exclusive-Gingrich-Lacks-Moral-Character-to-Be-President-Ex-Wife-Says

Gingrich's ex-wife is supposedly lying and being paid to give the false interview. And the ones who believe she's telling the truth are complaining that liberals are never called out for this. Of course, the difference is that liberals aren't trying to ban gay marriage while cheating on their spouses.

http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?172100-Mitt-tell-us-what-you-pay-in-taxes!

What Romney pays in taxes is no one's business, eh? What if it was Obama?

I bet it gets more hilarious as the year goes on.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Eniliad on January 20, 2012, 02:21:35 pm
Wait - FSTDT isn't already a RR-bashing site?  ;D
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on January 20, 2012, 08:00:37 pm
http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?153071-Beware-of-the-subtle-Hebrew-Roots-cult (http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?153071-Beware-of-the-subtle-Hebrew-Roots-cult)

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But the answer to your initial question - why don't most Jews today believe - because it's God's plan that the majority not believe - so the message would be spread to the Gentiles and around the world - and only after the full allotment of the Gentiles come in will the Jewish people (who have been made spiritually blind to the issue) as a nation come to acknowledge Jesus as Lord - See Romans 11 as well as Isaiah and Zecheriah.

Can an ex-fundie translate this from Christianese for me?
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Eniliad on January 20, 2012, 08:11:09 pm
Well... I looked up Romans 11 and the lead-in in Romans 10. Apparently a bunch of Israelites were not converting to Jesus (what a surprise) so the Author goes "WTF God" and he says that he's set aside a number of people who will listen.

One problem: This looks like it was written for the Hebrews at the time. It doesn't appear to be saying that's how it would always be.

And I'm not reading through two entire Books to find the other quotes the fundy's referring to. If s/he would point out specific passages I'd be glad to check it out too.

EDIT: Okay, apparently, there are some passages later in the chapter suggesting that apparently, God made the Jews not recognize Jesus on purpose, so that... the Christians... can be saved. And then later... the Jews will be saved too... and God makes people disobedient so he can... forgive them.

Oh, that's right. PAUL WROTE ROMANS. That explains all of it.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: anti-nonsense on January 20, 2012, 08:48:23 pm
Paul was a dick.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on January 20, 2012, 09:24:25 pm
Yeah I can't help but LOL when a Christian fundie claims that they know Judaism better than the Jews do. They only, you know, wrote the entire Old Testament.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: StallChaser on January 21, 2012, 06:16:32 am
Yeah I can't help but LOL when a Christian fundie claims that they know Judaism better than the Jews do. They only, you know, wrote the entire Old Testament.

This is my favorite rant on that subject:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: SpaceProg on January 21, 2012, 05:24:38 pm
If more "Christians" were Christ-followers instead of "Paulians", this site probably wouldn't exist.  Yay fundies.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Eniliad on January 21, 2012, 05:44:11 pm
You know, it bothers the shit out of me that theologians, when assembling the bible and deciding what books would make it and which ones wouldn't (and there are a lot of those that didn't), nobody took a moment to realize that ONLY PAUL was saying the things he was. None of the other 12 Apostles or (more importantly) Jesus himself said anything like what Paul was saying.

This didn't throw up a red flag?

Nobody took a moment to question this?

...fucking WHY?
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Rime on January 21, 2012, 08:21:56 pm
I'm no expert, but here goes...

Most of the fundamentalists of the likes you see on RR have an some sort of inferiority complex but are really dissatisfied with the fact that they don't excel at everything or feel special about their lives.  Then along comes Jesus, (or you have it drilled in your head from singing "Jesus Loves Me" for the thousandth time) that they're going to have a big mansion in Heaven and a seat next to Jesus if they try really REALLY hard, and the people who they don't like are going to be burning in a Lake of Fire for all eternity. 

Thing is, isn't this exactly what happened 2000 years ago with the populist religion, who were trying to alienate everyone who didn't agree with them and had their priests trying to meddle in politics to get the entire populace to pander to them?

I am now curious as to whether or not this was actually happening 2000 years ago or this was just a big myth to further minimize the "competition."  Many Christians insist that the Jews can't reconcile their sins.  I know for a fact that this isn't true.

Another point to bring up is that it is almost impossible to find a fundamentalist Christian who doesn't have a huge list of Scriptures that support his opinion and uses those as the basis of being right.  I wasn't aware that Jesus was dissing the lawyers in "God's corrupt church" only to create new ones who did the same thing as their predecessors.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: SpaceProg on January 21, 2012, 09:01:55 pm
I think Paul had some deep set issues of his own... but that was before Prozac.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Thejebusfire on January 22, 2012, 01:44:37 pm
I can't really comment too much since I'm on a public computer (no internet in my dorm), but here is something I found that was interesting:

http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?171142-Catholism-venting-disgust-gray-hairs
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on January 22, 2012, 01:57:07 pm
I'm somewhat amused by this thread: http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?165737-Are-surrogate-pregnancies-ethical

RR tries to decide whether or not surrogate pregnancies are godly, or if it's "playing god". A few of the posts are reasonable, but then you get stuff like this:

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Surrogacy is what is making gays become what they consider "families" and we all know how out of hand the gay community has become. Even for a straight couple, I think waiting for God's will is the way to go. We should never take matters into our own hands, especially conception. I just never had a good feeling about it. So many of these embryos die or don't implant into the surrogate's uterus and I think that is God trying to tell us something.

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I agree with those who pointed out the first surrogate pregnancy was arranged by Sarah and it was not pleasing to God. She and Abraham took matters into their own hands and the consequences still haunt the world today. The lesson there is that we must wait on God no matter how long He takes or how disappointed we are by His silence.

God ordained one method for creating a child and anything else, artificially done or not, isn't what He had in mind.

People can site a thousand "noble" reasons for doing this but the motives always seem to stem from selfishness. I've read many heartbreaking stories of "good friends" ending up in bitter court battles over a child due to surrogacy. All parties may start out with good intentions but human egos take over and someone always gets hurt, particularly the child who comes to resent his freakish conception.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Cataclysm on January 22, 2012, 02:11:53 pm
But then when Onan refused to impregnate Tamar, God killed him. So I guess the reverse is okay.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: clockworkgirl21 on January 22, 2012, 03:24:04 pm
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particularly the child who comes to resent his freakish conception.

Maybe because you tell them they're freaks.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Eniliad on January 22, 2012, 04:32:45 pm
Yep, we gays, are really out of hand aren't we? Sooner or later, *choke, gasp* they won't be able to maintain their stranglehold on our legal rights. And then the US is plunged into darkness. *rolleyes*
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Sigmaleph on January 22, 2012, 06:43:49 pm
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Surrogacy is what is making gays become what they consider "families" and we all know how out of hand the gay community has become. Even for a straight couple, I think waiting for God's will is the way to go. We should never take matters into our own hands, especially conception. I just never had a good feeling about it. So many of these embryos die or don't implant into the surrogate's uterus and I think that is God trying to tell us something.

Rapturite theology: Making any decision whatsoever is playing God.

Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Thejebusfire on January 22, 2012, 07:11:20 pm
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particularly the child who comes to resent his freakish conception.

I resent the fact that my parents ever had sex with each other.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on January 22, 2012, 11:13:44 pm
RR's technophobia is hilarious. Remember when they were all frightened by the CNN hologram?
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: clockworkgirl21 on January 23, 2012, 02:57:02 am
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Remember when they were all frightened by the CNN hologram?

Yep. They remind me of my dogs when the curtains blow out, frightens them, and they bark at it for 5 minutes.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: StallChaser on January 23, 2012, 05:59:43 am
RR's technophobia is hilarious. Remember when they were all frightened by the CNN hologram?

Damn, I missed that one, but it sounds hilarious.  I remember a thread about how video games are evil because they encourage sorcery.  Some characters can use magic, which is totally 100% real because sorcery was mentioned in the bible.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: SpaceProg on January 23, 2012, 02:12:56 pm
Think how advanced humanity could be today if we didn't have such technophobic and science-phobic attitudes prowling around seeking what advancements they can devour.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on January 23, 2012, 02:27:40 pm
Sometimes I wish that those of us who embrace technological and scientific advancement could blast off into space and settle down on a nice planet somewhere, where we could be free of these jackasses.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Vene on January 23, 2012, 03:05:27 pm
Sometimes I wish that those of us who embrace technological and scientific advancement could blast off into space and settle down on a nice planet somewhere, where we could be free of these jackasses.
I'd rather shoot them into space on some planet far less interesting than this one.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: N. De Plume on January 23, 2012, 05:45:43 pm
Sometimes I wish that those of us who embrace technological and scientific advancement could blast off into space and settle down on a nice planet somewhere, where we could be free of these jackasses.
I'd rather shoot them into space on some planet far less interesting than this one.
Yeah. They don’t know what to do with an interesting planet. We’d be doing them a favor, I think. ;)
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Tigger_the_Wing on January 24, 2012, 09:38:30 pm
Sometimes I wish that those of us who embrace technological and scientific advancement could blast off into space and settle down on a nice planet somewhere, where we could be free of these jackasses.
I'd rather shoot them into space on some planet far less interesting than this one.
Yeah. They don’t know what to do with an interesting planet. We’d be doing them a favor, I think. ;)

Venus should suit them nicely…  8)
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on January 24, 2012, 10:19:25 pm
Venus is pretty interesting, though. Send them to Pluto. As Nap is fond of saying, it's practically a glorified comet -- just a boring chunk of rock and ice. They don't even deserve a real planet, after all.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: SpaceProg on January 24, 2012, 10:23:23 pm
Pluto will always be a planet to me!  Young whippersnappers!  *Waves cane*
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on January 24, 2012, 10:26:29 pm
Pluto should have considered the consequences before slacking off and failing to clear its orbit.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Askold on January 25, 2012, 05:07:07 am
Pluto will always be a planet to me!  Young whippersnappers!  *Waves cane*

(http://thepaincomics.com/Sorrows%20of%20Pluto.jpg)
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: N. De Plume on January 25, 2012, 11:00:15 am
That is so sad. :(
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: SpaceProg on January 25, 2012, 04:06:20 pm
It had a nice warm ending though.   Plus, he has Charon.  They don't need anyone else.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: N. De Plume on January 25, 2012, 08:44:56 pm
Being so distantly separated from the one he loves that she looks just like another star is a warm ending? Charon is all Pluto has, and he seems a bit sycophantic to me.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: SpaceProg on January 25, 2012, 09:16:07 pm
See,  his love for the sun is unrequited.  Charon however sycophantic he seems, really does love Pluto.  Pluto just doesn't know it for sure.  Charon is just afraid of displeasing Pluto and ruining his chances of a relationship.
Eventually, they'll both come out for each other and have a big planetoid/moon relationship.  Maybe even get married if it's legalised by then.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on January 25, 2012, 09:28:27 pm
What if Charon is a yandere who's intentionally manipulating the other planets so they will ostracize Pluto, therefore letting Charon keep Pluto all for himself?
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: SpaceProg on January 25, 2012, 09:35:32 pm
Why is everyone here such cynics? ;_;
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on January 25, 2012, 09:57:37 pm
Actually I don't live in a tub on the streets of Athens.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: N. De Plume on January 25, 2012, 11:28:20 pm
See,  his love for the sun is unrequited.  Charon however sycophantic he seems, really does love Pluto.  Pluto just doesn't know it for sure.  Charon is just afraid of displeasing Pluto and ruining his chances of a relationship.
Eventually, they'll both come out for each other and have a big planetoid/moon relationship.  Maybe even get married if it's legalised by then.
Uh, nice hypothesis. I suppose it works pretty well depending on the tone with which you read, “I know you exist.” But even with a loving tone, there is nothing to indicate the relationship would be healthy or last. It’s a big ol’ maybe.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: SpaceProg on January 26, 2012, 01:09:40 am
Just like any other relationship. :p  Maybe out the wazoo.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: davedan on January 26, 2012, 08:00:26 pm
Actually I don't live in a tub on the streets of Athens.

Boom Tish - not often associated with a Diogenes reference
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Vypernight on January 27, 2012, 06:50:04 am
Wasn't Paul the one who went from persecuting Christians to persecuting EVERYBODY after falling off his head and nearly cracking his skull open on a rock? 

Shouldn't that be a red flag right there?
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: SpaceProg on January 27, 2012, 02:48:39 pm
... I thought it was Judas who cracked open his head on a rock... after hanging himself.

Wait... or did he spilleth his innards?
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on January 27, 2012, 03:36:30 pm
I thought he hung himself and then his intestines exploded.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: SpaceProg on January 27, 2012, 04:35:17 pm
I think you're right Wykked.  I just know there was something to do with hanging then  jumping from a high place and guts bursting forth.   Judas Iscariot.  The only man in history to commit suicide twice.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: rosenewock21 on January 27, 2012, 04:37:48 pm
Wasn't Paul the one who went from persecuting Christians to persecuting EVERYBODY after falling off his head and nearly cracking his skull open on a rock? 

Shouldn't that be a red flag right there?

Yeah, he changed his name and adopted a different personality....

...how has this never raised red flags for Paulians?

Also, love how Judas' death doesn't even warrant a mention in the other two gospels.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: SpaceProg on January 27, 2012, 05:27:40 pm
Judas' TWO deaths! :p
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on January 27, 2012, 05:47:59 pm
Judas' TWO deaths! :p

Judas died twice...

So he's a vampire?
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: rosenewock21 on January 27, 2012, 05:51:50 pm
Judas' TWO deaths! :p

Judas died twice...

So he's a vampire?

Or just another Jewish Zombie.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: clockworkgirl21 on January 28, 2012, 03:15:07 pm
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Obama is the first US president that truly despises this country. He was raised and immersed in pro-communist indoctrination. He spent part of his childhood in a Muslim country learning in a Muslim school.

He has been utterly disrespectful to our allies: Israel and the UK just to name a few. For instance, when he walked into the Oval Office after being elected he saw the bust of Winston Churchill given to the US by Britain as a symbol of our two nations friendship, and I can't even repeat what he said, but he had it removed and gave it back to Britain. He has never visited Israel since being elected President and has treated Netanyahu with absolute disdain.

Obama has never had an actual job. He worked for 6 months total in the private sector. Other than that he has worked and surrounded himself with leftists. He supports every form of killing a baby possible including infanticide, which he lead the charge to remain legal in Illinois. He promotes the homosexual agenda. He has lied so many times without blinking it isn't funny. Obama is purposely systematically destroying our economy to bring about his "change." He governs outside the laws set up by our founders through the constitution.

I do not believe Obama is a Muslim. I believe he is an atheist and an opportunist. You can look and see Liberals aligning themselves with extremist Muslim groups. I believe Obama has accepted the old tactic of : the enemy of my enemy is my friend. Obama's enemy being the very nation he is supposed to be leading.

In short, I believe the man is evil. It is also my belief that his job is to diminish the US, and this will in turn give rise to the antichrist.

http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?172095-Opinions-of-Obama

My favorite part what when he said Obama actually wants to kill infants, as in babies already born, and that this is somehow legal in Illinois.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Atavist on January 29, 2012, 03:50:22 pm
My response to a posting made by the RR admin Chris
http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?172235-‘Occupiers’-Throw-Bibles-Allegedly-Urinate-on-Cross&p=2204902&posted=1#post2204902 (http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?172235-‘Occupiers’-Throw-Bibles-Allegedly-Urinate-on-Cross&p=2204902&posted=1#post2204902)
Check it out before it gets pulled.

Since it might be pulled by the time anyone sees this;

 Originally Posted by Chris; 
Satan has his little helpers running around all over the place these days.  These "occupiers" better be glad we follow Jesus and not that satanic Islam allah rock idol god or they would be chased out of town and the ones caught would have their heads cutoff. Obama is behind all of this. He wants his little Marxist riots to help him win office again.    Who knows, might even be atheists on crack acting like fools.
Atavist;Schizophasia as it finest.

Question, after a thousand plus posts on RR,does anyone doubt I'll be banned because I think a mod there is being foolish?
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on January 29, 2012, 05:08:51 pm
My response to a posting made by the RR admin Chris
http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?172235-‘Occupiers’-Throw-Bibles-Allegedly-Urinate-on-Cross&p=2204902&posted=1#post2204902 (http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?172235-‘Occupiers’-Throw-Bibles-Allegedly-Urinate-on-Cross&p=2204902&posted=1#post2204902)
Check it out before it gets pulled.

Since it might be pulled by the time anyone sees this;

 Originally Posted by Chris; 
Satan has his little helpers running around all over the place these days.  These "occupiers" better be glad we follow Jesus and not that satanic Islam allah rock idol god or they would be chased out of town and the ones caught would have their heads cutoff. Obama is behind all of this. He wants his little Marxist riots to help him win office again.    Who knows, might even be atheists on crack acting like fools.
Atavist;Schizophasia as it finest.

Question, after a thousand plus posts on RR,does anyone doubt I'll be banned because I think a mod there is being foolish?


They'll play with you until you get any good points in. Then they'll tire of you and IP ban you.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on January 29, 2012, 07:22:50 pm
Guys, I'm a bit conflicted.

http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?172235-%91Occupiers%92-Throw-Bibles-Allegedly-Urinate-on-Cross&p=2202627#post2202627

That poster has an Applejack avatar.  I LIKE APPLEJACK, GODDAMMIT.  I haven't seen any more of this guy's posts but....

Agh...
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: clockworkgirl21 on January 29, 2012, 07:29:37 pm
I felt the same way a few years ago when someone had a Phantom of the Opera avatar on RR. I didn't want to associate homophobia and hate with Emmy Rossum!
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on January 29, 2012, 07:35:28 pm
I'm still conflicted.  I...the guy's a brony, but he's associating himself with the RR crowd.

His introduction thread. (http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?169473-Might-as-well-do-this.)
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on January 29, 2012, 08:34:12 pm
Hahaha @ this picture:

(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f14/TroyTrojansFan/image001.gif)
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Ativan on January 29, 2012, 09:07:46 pm
Atavist, check your profile at RR.  ;D
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Lithp on January 29, 2012, 09:21:11 pm
Chris is a fucking dick. Frankly, I'm surprised he & his flock didn't descend upon you with whiney tirades about how you were being offensive. He's always had the sheer audacity to be offended when called out on being racist or otherwise slanderous before.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: rosenewock21 on January 29, 2012, 09:21:43 pm
Atavist, check your profile at RR.  ;D

RR won't let me have an account. Someone want to share the joke for the rest of us?
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Lithp on January 29, 2012, 09:27:37 pm
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They certainly have a lot of knowledge, but true wisdom comes from Christ and life experience, not just memorizing the pages of a book and repeating it ad infinitum.


If My Little Pony Guy starts spouting Bible verses, he'll fit right in. So far, he's basically hitting all of the checkmarks:

Takes Left Behind seriously.
Thinks his instructors don't "really think for themselves."
Scoffs at any religion other than Christianity.
Thinks Jesus talks back to him.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Ativan on January 29, 2012, 09:28:13 pm
Poor wittle "lisp"...er...lithp.  ;D  :o
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Ativan on January 29, 2012, 09:30:42 pm
I see lipth's brain is covered in a hard shell in his avatar.  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Lithp on January 29, 2012, 09:34:56 pm
Kiddo, if you're gonna play the Flame Game with me, you're gonna need something better than "you're a hard-head."
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Ativan on January 29, 2012, 09:38:57 pm
Kiddo, you didn't even understand my joke about you. Go take a reading comprehension course.  ;D
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Lithp on January 29, 2012, 09:50:48 pm
 :o :o Oh, I'm sorry, ::)  would I  :) be talking more  8) 8) 8) on your  :P :P level if I ;) ;) ;) ;)  posted like  :-* this?   :-\
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on January 29, 2012, 09:50:58 pm
Atavist, check your profile at RR.  ;D

RR won't let me have an account. Someone want to share the joke for the rest of us?

It seems like Atavist's post was deleted.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on January 29, 2012, 09:56:37 pm
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They certainly have a lot of knowledge, but true wisdom comes from Christ and life experience, not just memorizing the pages of a book and repeating it ad infinitum.


If My Little Pony Guy starts spouting Bible verses, he'll fit right in. So far, he's basically hitting all of the checkmarks:

Takes Left Behind seriously.
Thinks his instructors don't "really think for themselves."
Scoffs at any religion other than Christianity.
Thinks Jesus talks back to him.

While it of course has no bearing on the rest of the crazy, I have to say that I'm surprised that nobody mocked the guy over watching My Little Pony over there.  I can't be certain he's a guy because I'm not a member, but I would expect them of all forums to be hostile to bronies, especially if they're male.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on January 29, 2012, 09:59:26 pm
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They certainly have a lot of knowledge, but true wisdom comes from Christ and life experience, not just memorizing the pages of a book and repeating it ad infinitum.


If My Little Pony Guy starts spouting Bible verses, he'll fit right in. So far, he's basically hitting all of the checkmarks:

Takes Left Behind seriously.
Thinks his instructors don't "really think for themselves."
Scoffs at any religion other than Christianity.
Thinks Jesus talks back to him.

While it of course has no bearing on the rest of the crazy, I have to say that I'm surprised that nobody mocked the guy over watching My Little Pony over there.  I can't be certain he's a guy because I'm not a member, but I would expect them of all forums to be hostile to bronies, especially if they're male.

He'll probably end up finding a thread where some other users bash MLP, and then he'll run to its defense. Chris will see him as being a "false Christian" for getting involved with a cartoon that has "occult imagery" and banhammer him.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: rosenewock21 on January 29, 2012, 10:03:45 pm
I love it when Readians come over here and posts as guests because they're too afraid to get a real account. This is not RR, we do not generally ban people for dissenting opinions.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Ativan on January 29, 2012, 10:14:17 pm
I love it when Readians come over here and posts as guests because they're too afraid to get a real account. This is not RR, we do not generally ban people for dissenting opinions.

I doubt anyone is "afraid" of an account here. It's more like we don't plan on being here long enough to bother getting an account here. Further, I don't normally "hang out" at places where cartoons are the norm. I grew out of that 35 years ago. This place looks like a satanic Sesame street. With wittle lisp...er...lithp being the official "Oscar in the garbage can" for FSTDT.  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: ironbite on January 29, 2012, 10:15:42 pm
I see lipth's brain is covered in a hard shell in his avatar.  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

Just so I know...who are you again?
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: rosenewock21 on January 29, 2012, 10:17:59 pm
I love it when Readians come over here and posts as guests because they're too afraid to get a real account. This is not RR, we do not generally ban people for dissenting opinions.

I doubt anyone is "afraid" of an account here. It's more like we don't plan on being here long enough to bother getting an account here. Further, I don't normally "hang out" at places where cartoons are the norm. I grew out of that 35 years ago. This place looks like a satanic Sesame street. With wittle lisp...er...lithp being the official "Oscar in the garbage can" for FSTDT.  ;D  ;D

This is priceless. I need to go ask for my forum title to be changed to "The Snuffleupagus of the Satanic Sesame Street".

Thank you!
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Lithp on January 29, 2012, 10:20:17 pm
Edit: THIRTY-FIVE? Dude, that's nothing to brag about. Your "jokes" & overall writing style sound like they come from a 12-year-old. If that's true, you are a total manchild.

Besides, if you don't get an account, you can't get banned for flagrantly disregarding the rules, then calling it persecution.

And isn't that what you REALLY want?

Anywho, I don't have much experience with the RR/Brony thing, but they are surprisingly...tolerant of anime, for lack of a better word. It's interesting, because you can be a fan of Fullmetal Alchemist & no one questions you, but you quoting this would probably get you banned:

"Water, 35 liters. Carbon, 25 kilograms. Ammonia, 4 liters. Lime, 1.5 kilograms. Phosphorus, 800 grams. Salt, 250 grams. Saltpeter, 100 grams. Sulfur, 80 grams. Fluorine, 7.5 grams, Iron, 5 grams, silicon 3 grams. That's the exact elemental composition of the average adult human body, right down to the last specks of protein in your eye lashes. And in case you're wondering? All of those ingredients can be bought on a child's allowance. Humans can be made on the cheap! There's no magic to it."

Sure is fanboy in here.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: rosenewock21 on January 29, 2012, 10:24:19 pm
Edit: THIRTY-FIVE? Dude, that's nothing to brag about. Your "jokes" & overall writing style sound like they come from a 12-year-old. If that's true, you are a total manchild.

Reread it, they said they grew out of cartoons 35 years ago, meaning they are at least 45.

Also, Ativan my man, when the Christians on this board start poking at you then you've definitely screwed up the general message.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on January 29, 2012, 10:24:44 pm
I love it when Readians come over here and posts as guests because they're too afraid to get a real account. This is not RR, we do not generally ban people for dissenting opinions.

I doubt anyone is "afraid" of an account here. It's more like we don't plan on being here long enough to bother getting an account here. Further, I don't normally "hang out" at places where cartoons are the norm. I grew out of that 35 years ago. This place looks like a satanic Sesame street. With wittle lisp...er...lithp being the official "Oscar in the garbage can" for FSTDT.  ;D  ;D

Are you hating on ponies, son?  ???
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: rosenewock21 on January 29, 2012, 10:29:25 pm
I love it when Readians come over here and posts as guests because they're too afraid to get a real account. This is not RR, we do not generally ban people for dissenting opinions.

I doubt anyone is "afraid" of an account here. It's more like we don't plan on being here long enough to bother getting an account here. Further, I don't normally "hang out" at places where cartoons are the norm. I grew out of that 35 years ago. This place looks like a satanic Sesame street. With wittle lisp...er...lithp being the official "Oscar in the garbage can" for FSTDT.  ;D  ;D

Are you hating on ponies, son?  ???

I think they just might be. Chances are good they took one too many hooves to the face from their first "girlfriend" back on the farm and it's made them despise all equines ever since.

Oh, and Icarus there is from an online game, not a cartoon. Silly Readian.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Lithp on January 29, 2012, 10:30:06 pm
Because Napoleon hates fun, guests can no longer post. So someone with an account should tell me if I appear on RR in the near future.

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: rosenewock21 on January 29, 2012, 10:34:15 pm
Because Napoleon hates fun, guests can no longer post. So someone with an account should tell me if I appear on RR in the near future.

(click to show/hide)

Awww, but he had good ideas. Satanic Sesame Street was the funniest thing one of them has said since they said FSTDT stood for "For Satan The Demonic Teacher".
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on January 29, 2012, 10:35:58 pm
I kinda want an account on RR just so I can use their search function.  I'm also tempted to make a MLP thread over there if I get an account, because I don't think one exists.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on January 29, 2012, 10:36:35 pm
Why does this guy seem to think that Lithp is the spokesman for the forums?
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on January 29, 2012, 10:39:52 pm
Why does this guy seem to think that Lithp is the spokesman for the forums?

I don't fucking know!
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on January 29, 2012, 10:43:10 pm
Regarding the whole "Lisp... I mean Lithp" thing:

(http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/21073000/ngbbs4bcfe3bcbea67.jpg)
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: rosenewock21 on January 29, 2012, 10:43:27 pm
I kinda want an account on RR just so I can use their search function.  I'm also tempted to make a MLP thread over there if I get an account, because I don't think one exists.

If you do sign up do it through google search. Their mods can tell where you linked from (i.e. the site that threw you over there was a general search engine? They'll probably let you in. The site you linked from was FSTDT? IF they let you in you're on super secret double probation) or at least they used to be able to.

Paranoia can be a funny thing.

Also, they seem to think loud, nasty, and fulfilling their stereotypes means you must represent the entire forum.

Kind of like we know not all Readians are Chris, but he's what we picture when we think of them as a whole.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: ironbite on January 29, 2012, 10:48:47 pm
Yeah he ain't coming back as Nappy made it so we can't have guest posts anymore.

Ironbite-which was annoying.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Lithp on January 29, 2012, 11:19:07 pm
Why does this guy seem to think that Lithp is the spokesman for the forums?

Because he's an idiot? What do you want me to tell you?

It may be only the mods that are Chris-level douches, but the rest of the members support the mods fanatically, so in my opinion, there is no marked difference.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: rosenewock21 on January 29, 2012, 11:27:01 pm
To be fair to them, they are taught they must be like sheep in their churches.

I remember going to camp meeting (A week long revival on a parcel of land owned by the Nazarene church that they had renovated into a decent camp ground.) when I was 15 and being told the sheep story. The preacher that night explained that if you are herding sheep through a narrow corridor and put a rod in front of the first one, it will jump over the rod. Normal reaction. But every other sheep will jump even if you remove the rod. Because sheep are blindly obedient and they will follow an example even if they can't see an obstacle in their way. He was saying how we must all be sheep and follow the examples of our fellow Christians even if we don't see an obstacle, because we never know when there will be one.

Yeah, last time I willingly went to camp meeting.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Lithp on January 29, 2012, 11:46:14 pm
Well, Christians can do no wrong, except for minor things here & there like making a typo.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Atavist on January 30, 2012, 06:41:22 am
Atavist, check your profile at RR.  ;D
It would seem that my connection to RR no longers works from my home computer.
Which means that I'll just have to check it from my laptop, my computer at work, or one of the several other computers I have access to around the city of Columbus. Or sign back in using one of my other three accounts.

Also, cute user name Ativan. Was it dumb luck or choice, that caused you to pick a name which is the same as a drug used to cause altered states of consciousness in those suffering from anxiety?
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: N. De Plume on January 30, 2012, 08:47:55 am
Because sheep are blindly obedient and they will follow an example even if they can't see an obstacle in their way. He was saying how we must all be sheep and follow the examples of our fellow Christians even if we don't see an obstacle, because we never know when there will be one.
??? So… what makes the ones you are following so much more aware of their surroundings than you? Did he ever try to explain that?

Let alone even by his own story, most of the sheep never had an actual obstacle.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: rosenewock21 on January 30, 2012, 08:57:36 am
Yeah, notice the end conclusion of that cautionary tale. Camp meeting was nothing but bullshit, the highlight of which was the youth group got to go there in a van, I wouldn't trust to transport Readians in, called the Shuttlebus. It smoked, looked like it had been old in the 60s, there were multiple holes in the floor...the best thing to happen as a result of camp meeting was listening to the driver tell Josh, the preacher's son, to stop sticking his feet in the largest hole.

"Josh, stop playing in the hole. Stop playing in the hole, Josh. Josh, I mean it. If you lose a shoe we are not going back for it." *three minutes later* "I lost a shoe in the hole (he was indeed serious and had lost a sandal in the hole)" "Too bad, I'm not pulling over and making us late to camp just so you can wander along the side of the highway looking for a shoe."
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: N. De Plume on January 30, 2012, 09:14:27 am
Yeah, notice the end conclusion of that cautionary tale.
Totally. It is just that the flaws in his story are so fuckin’ obvious—like the hole in the shuttlebus—that I can’t help but wonder how the hell someone can justify it to themselves. Of course, the answer nine times out of ten seems to be that the person is an ignoramus that doesn’t realize there is anything to be justified. I guess the pastor really took his own story to heart.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Lithp on January 30, 2012, 09:29:08 am
It's not like blind obedience can screw anyone else over.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Vene on January 30, 2012, 01:51:22 pm
Why does this guy seem to think that Lithp is the spokesman for the forums?
I think we should title him "Official FSTDT Spokesman"
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Eniliad on January 30, 2012, 01:57:13 pm
Atavist, check your profile at RR.  ;D
It would seem that my connection to RR no longers works from my home computer.
Which means that I'll just have to check it from my laptop, my computer at work, or one of the several other computers I have access to around the city of Columbus. Or sign back in using one of my other three accounts.

Also, cute user name Ativan. Was it dumb luck or choice, that caused you to pick a name which is the same as a drug used to cause altered states of consciousness in those suffering from anxiety?

Fuck Yeah!
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Lithp on January 30, 2012, 02:09:41 pm
This is a duty I take as seriously as your mom.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: rosenewock21 on January 30, 2012, 02:20:36 pm
Why did I read that as "This is a duty I take seriously as your mom"?
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Lithp on January 30, 2012, 02:27:17 pm
Either way is fine.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: rosenewock21 on January 30, 2012, 02:40:38 pm
Does that make Vene dad?
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Lithp on January 30, 2012, 02:50:40 pm
Hell no.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: rosenewock21 on January 30, 2012, 03:52:52 pm
Suddenly I'm picturing Lithp and Vene as Banana Slugs (http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/30/30-strangest-animal-mating-habits/).
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Vene on January 30, 2012, 04:11:27 pm
I like banana slugs.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: rosenewock21 on January 30, 2012, 04:20:46 pm
They are neat little critters. And I'd exalt you right now except I like your 27+/27- thing going on.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Lithp on January 30, 2012, 05:04:33 pm
After you said that, someone smote him, so I exalted.

DON'T MESS WITH EQUILIBRIUM, DAMN IT!
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: rosenewock21 on January 30, 2012, 06:01:21 pm
*snerks* So, just to keep RR on their toes I came into their site from google, bookmarked it, and I'm going to apply for an account an unspecified amount of time later.

Honestly, I just want to see the funny up close and in person.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: davedan on January 30, 2012, 06:02:36 pm
I know they can't know the date or the time...but seriously how fucking long do these people expect to be here. RR was going strong when I first signed up and that was  a couple of years ago.

Also can we invite Ativan or whoever it was back. I have the feeling that he was about to spout something really inciteful.  And just because I hate ambiguity the reference to the hardshell over Lithp's brain was the shell in Lithps avatar was over the guys arse. So basically he was calling you a butthead or an arse-brain rather than a hardhead. Either way it is the kind of insult that makes cuntwaffles cry.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: N. De Plume on January 30, 2012, 06:54:14 pm
This is a duty I take as seriously as your mom.
Why do I not see this ending well?
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Atavist on January 30, 2012, 06:56:50 pm
I know they can't know the date or the time...but seriously how fucking long do these people expect to be here. RR was going strong when I first signed up and that was  a couple of years ago.
Hells, RR was founded back in 1995. So for 17 years they've been crying, "SOON!!"
Don't know about you, but to me soon means within the next year or two. Not closer to 20 then 10.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: davedan on January 30, 2012, 07:38:29 pm
Well given that eschatological Christianity has been crying Soon! since around the second century AD and the New Testament itself refers to "this genearation not passing before the return", I think 20 years is optimisitic. Or then again you could realise that he's not coming back. Honestly it reminds me of the guy just going out 'to get some milk' before disappearing for 30 years.

I know that if I do that I am going to bring back some milk - but here is the real question should it be from the day you disappeared or the day you come back.

Bring me some milk, Jesus, oh and maybe a chocolate bar or something. Ok love you honey see in 10 minutes.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: rosenewock21 on January 30, 2012, 08:48:46 pm
Fuck the chocolate. Heaven needs to be a giant choose your own adventure book.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Lithp on January 30, 2012, 10:03:02 pm
I guess he was right, I didn't get the joke. Clearly, he was trying to call me stupid, but he did it in such a profoundly stupid way that the fact that he got the wrong location of the brain was literally the last thing on my mind.

Asshat* is free to make his own account. I don't know if guest posting is really such a big deal, but either way, nothing of value was lost.

*=One of the posters in this thread has a name similar to that troll, so I'm just gonna call the troll "Asshat" so I don't get them confused, 'kay?
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: StallChaser on January 31, 2012, 06:05:10 am
I suppose Ativan is a fitting name.  From Wikipedia: 
Quote
The sedative-hypnotic and anterograde amnesia properties of lorazepam [Ativan] are sometimes used for criminal purposes.
Hmmm... I wonder what that could possibly be...
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: TheL on January 31, 2012, 09:51:29 am
I love it when Readians come over here and posts as guests because they're too afraid to get a real account. This is not RR, we do not generally ban people for dissenting opinions.

Nope, only for being involved in drama back in 2010 and daring to return!  (Yes, this is referring to exactly what you think it is referring to.)
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on January 31, 2012, 10:44:00 am
I can think of, like, three things that could be referring to.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: rookie on January 31, 2012, 11:12:32 am
Ativan is probably trolling us by not posting. That's their MO over there. Hell, in Rapture-land, that's a bannable offense.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Lithp on January 31, 2012, 07:31:33 pm
Quote
(Yes, this is referring to exactly what you think it is referring to.)

I have no idea what you're talking about.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: davedan on January 31, 2012, 10:38:09 pm
Quote
(Yes, this is referring to exactly what you think it is referring to.)

I have no idea what you're talking about.

As dirty as it makes me feel- I have to agree with Lithp. I have no idea.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Shane for Wax on January 31, 2012, 10:43:40 pm
It's probably because it's an inside thing only she, Rose, myself, and maybe a couple others know about.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on January 31, 2012, 10:50:11 pm
^^ If you're referring to what I think you're referring to, I suggest we all drop the subject and go back to bashing RR.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Lithp on January 31, 2012, 10:54:14 pm
That doesn't make sense. How could it be an inside thing if someone got banned for it? Especially since, no offense to anyone, but whenever someone is banned, it usually raises hairs on the back of everyone's necks.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Sleepy on January 31, 2012, 11:01:21 pm
Could be IRC-related.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Lithp on January 31, 2012, 11:03:14 pm
This is true, but the IRC & the forum are something of separate beasts.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on January 31, 2012, 11:07:09 pm
Hah, love the new custom title, Lithp.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Lithp on January 31, 2012, 11:15:05 pm
Noticed that a while back. I'm sticking with it until such time as I think of something better.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Sleepy on January 31, 2012, 11:20:10 pm
This is true, but the IRC & the forum are something of separate beasts.

Yes, but the original "Yes, this is referring to exactly what you think it is referring to" was related to a ban, and there can and have been IRC bans.

Not that I'm trying to start anything, just a-sayin.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on January 31, 2012, 11:22:01 pm
Noticed that a while back. I'm sticking with it until such time as I think of something better.

I'm pleased that this is the third custom title I've in some way influenced (even if Vene was the one who really got the ball rolling this time).
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on January 31, 2012, 11:25:44 pm
When does a pastor become too much of a control freak for RR?

http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?172407-I-think-our-Pastor-is-becoming-a-dictator&p=2204719 (http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?172407-I-think-our-Pastor-is-becoming-a-dictator&p=2204719)

Also, will the Antichrist be Jewish?

http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?172182-Will-the-Anti-Christ-be-Jewish (http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?172182-Will-the-Anti-Christ-be-Jewish)
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Lithp on January 31, 2012, 11:40:50 pm
This is true, but the IRC & the forum are something of separate beasts.

Yes, but the original "Yes, this is referring to exactly what you think it is referring to" was related to a ban, and there can and have been IRC bans.

Not that I'm trying to start anything, just a-sayin.

Right, but what I was saying is that "we" was probably referring to the forums, so if it was IRCshit, then it would be understood to be not referred to.

In any case, I think I know what it is now.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: davedan on January 31, 2012, 11:47:39 pm
I still have no idea. Or is it to do with Neutral Guy? Anyway I have never been to the IRC so I'm not bovered
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Vene on January 31, 2012, 11:51:55 pm
Noticed that a while back. I'm sticking with it until such time as I think of something better.

I'm pleased that this is the third custom title I've in some way influenced (even if Vene was the one who really got the ball rolling this time).
I poked Oriet, she thought it was amusing enough.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Lithp on February 01, 2012, 12:28:15 am
If it is whom I'm thinking of, it is not IRC-related.

It isn't a secret as far as I'm concerned, but I'm thinking of making a topic about something, so I'm not mentioning it yet anyway.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Shane for Wax on February 01, 2012, 02:25:13 am
RR is very silly and they should feel bad.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on February 01, 2012, 02:52:47 am
Noticed that a while back. I'm sticking with it until such time as I think of something better.

I'm pleased that this is the third custom title I've in some way influenced (even if Vene was the one who really got the ball rolling this time).
I poked Oriet, she thought it was amusing enough.

Hey, this is Preaching and Worship, not NSFW! :P
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on February 01, 2012, 02:58:19 am
You're just jealous that he's poking something that isn't a bowl of mashed potatoes.  :P
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Cerim Treascair on February 01, 2012, 02:59:26 am
You're just jealous that he's poking something that isn't a bowl of mashed potatoes.  :P

Thank you, now I have to go get a new Pepsi, I just did a spit-take laughing.


EDIT:  I just looked at that RR post about the pastor being more of a dictator and all I could feel for them was pity... not because of their belief, but because some people just have that insatiable need for power and control... I want to hug the OP in that thread and offer her cookies.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on February 01, 2012, 03:23:50 am
You're just jealous that he's poking something that isn't a bowl of mashed potatoes.  :P

Thank you, now I have to go get a new Pepsi, I just did a spit-take laughing.


EDIT:  I just looked at that RR post about the pastor being more of a dictator and all I could feel for them was pity... not because of their belief, but because some people just have that insatiable need for power and control... I want to hug the OP in that thread and offer her cookies.

I have yet to click that thread, but I think the people at RR can best be summarized by drawing from a Final Fantasy 6 quote.

"The empire is evil, but not all of its citizens are."

Something like that.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Cerim Treascair on February 01, 2012, 03:36:17 am
You're just jealous that he's poking something that isn't a bowl of mashed potatoes.  :P

Thank you, now I have to go get a new Pepsi, I just did a spit-take laughing.


EDIT:  I just looked at that RR post about the pastor being more of a dictator and all I could feel for them was pity... not because of their belief, but because some people just have that insatiable need for power and control... I want to hug the OP in that thread and offer her cookies.

I have yet to click that thread, but I think the people at RR can best be summarized by drawing from a Final Fantasy 6 quote.

"The empire is evil, but not all of its citizens are."

Something like that.

bigmaceeyup.jpg
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: TheL on February 01, 2012, 02:10:58 pm
Noticed that a while back. I'm sticking with it until such time as I think of something better.

I'm pleased that this is the third custom title I've in some way influenced (even if Vene was the one who really got the ball rolling this time).
I poked Oriet, she thought it was amusing enough.

Hey, this is Preaching and Worship, not NSFW! :P

Please, like we all haven't wanted to poke Oriet at some time or another. :P
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on February 01, 2012, 07:13:45 pm
You're just jealous that he's poking something that isn't a bowl of mashed potatoes.  :P

Thank you, now I have to go get a new Pepsi, I just did a spit-take laughing.


EDIT:  I just looked at that RR post about the pastor being more of a dictator and all I could feel for them was pity... not because of their belief, but because some people just have that insatiable need for power and control... I want to hug the OP in that thread and offer her cookies.

I have yet to click that thread, but I think the people at RR can best be summarized by drawing from a Final Fantasy 6 quote.

"The empire is evil, but not all of its citizens are."

Something like that.

bigmaceeyup.jpg

I read that as "Big Mace Yup"
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Da Rat Bastid on February 01, 2012, 08:52:55 pm
Noticed that a while back. I'm sticking with it until such time as I think of something better.

I'm pleased that this is the third custom title I've in some way influenced (even if Vene was the one who really got the ball rolling this time).
I poked Oriet, she thought it was amusing enough.

Hey, this is Preaching and Worship, not NSFW! :P

Please, like we all haven't wanted to poke Oriet at some time or another. :P

....or, in some cases, vice versa. ;)
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Atavist on February 02, 2012, 01:49:22 am
Throwing this out there for any group that still maintains the whole "Traditional Marrage" bull. But yeah, it's aimed at those at RR...
(http://i.imgur.com/BSFe2.jpg)
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on February 02, 2012, 02:08:37 am
You know, we do have a Funny Pictures thread in the Lounge.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Lithp on February 02, 2012, 03:21:16 pm
"But that totally doesn't count any more!"

Yeah, the traditional marriage BS is BS. It wasn't for some great moral reason that it was often defined as between man & woman, it was an inheritance thing. Titles are not inherited in most western countries anymore, so it's a moot point.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: davedan on February 02, 2012, 06:00:35 pm
Except for gays.

That's right the old testament does not count at all.

No dietary restrictions. No polygamous marriages. No restrictions on mixed fabrics. No need for woman to seclude themselves during their period. No killing your children if they disobey you.

But you know all that stuff about gays in Leviticus. Well that's all still completely on God's shitlist. Oh and the 10 commandments but fucked if anyone follows them anyway.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Lithp on February 03, 2012, 08:27:39 pm
"Billy Graham prayed for [Obama] so in his arrogance he decided to pray for Billy Graham.
What a narcissist."
~Buzzardhut

Wow. So RR, the Chief Exporter of "I'll pray for you," has just admitted that it's being an arrogant dick. But only when someone else does it, of course.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Eniliad on February 03, 2012, 08:28:51 pm
To be fair to the Xian fundies, there is a passage condemning gays in the New Testament. Of course, Paul wrote it, and he basically hated ALL sex, so there ya go.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: N. De Plume on February 04, 2012, 10:40:02 am
"Billy Graham prayed for [Obama] so in his arrogance he decided to pray for Billy Graham.
What a narcissist."
~Buzzardhut
So why is Graham not being arrogant for praying for Obama?
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on February 04, 2012, 12:24:46 pm
Because.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: OscarApollo on February 04, 2012, 01:15:02 pm
To be fair to the Xian fundies, there is a passage condemning gays in the New Testament. Of course, Paul wrote it, and he basically hated ALL sex, so there ya go.

"Neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor homosexuals, nor sodomites, 10 nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners will inherit the kingdom of God." 1 Corinthians 6:8-10

There's actually a big debate about whether or not Paul meant homosexuals there. In the original ancient Greek version, he used two words which have since been translated as "homosexual"; arsenokoitēs and malakos. "Malakos" is actually closer to "effeminate", used for describing woman-like men. Yes, I know it sounds ridiculous to say early Christians would have considered it immoral for men to be effeminate, but keep in mind Paul came from a society where women were second-class citizens. It was thought as God's given duty for a man to be tough and all warrior-like. Women were considered to be only good for child-bearing. I imagine the reason later societies thought "effeminate man" meant "gay" is because of the stereotype that gay men are girly. That idea didn't exist in Greek society - remember the Spartans?

Arsenokoitēs is harder to define because it appears Paul literally just made it up. Seriously, it doesn't appear in any Greek texts before the New Testament, and Paul was the only Bible author who used it. Some people it think it may have had something to do with homosexual rape or pederasty, but we have no real way of telling what the hell Paul actually meant there. It's hard to believe he meant homosexuality, though, because there were far more specific Greek words available for him to use (paiderasste, for example, which clearly is translated to mean relations between men).

So, yeah. Homophobic Xians don't even have that excuse.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Lithp on February 04, 2012, 05:52:31 pm
Do you have sources for that? I'm not trying to call you out or anything, that just seems like the kind of information I'd want to have on-hand in the future.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: N. De Plume on February 05, 2012, 03:46:23 pm
Because.
Fuck No’d. Because.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: clockworkgirl21 on February 08, 2012, 04:12:35 am
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OH, there's hope for the worst of the worst.

I met a former Hell's angel enforcer. He raped, he tortured, he beat people, he murdered. He repented and got saved. He was just alight with God's love. He actually led someone to Jesus in the waiting room while I answered phones.

Okay, I do believe the words "I'm sorry" can have a lot of power. No one is perfect, and it's possible to do someone wrong and feel bad about it. But I don't believe that can apply to murderers and rapists. Even more so to repeat murderers and rapists.
And why would I want to share a Heaven with these people?
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: DasFuchs on February 08, 2012, 09:33:00 am
You know, it bothers the shit out of me that theologians, when assembling the bible and deciding what books would make it and which ones wouldn't (and there are a lot of those that didn't), nobody took a moment to realize that ONLY PAUL was saying the things he was. None of the other 12 Apostles or (more importantly) Jesus himself said anything like what Paul was saying.

This didn't throw up a red flag?

Nobody took a moment to question this?

...fucking WHY?

Not to dredge too far back, but the purpose of Abrahamic religions is to have power and control. You really can't get that when everyone says "do unto others" and "turn the other cheek" and all that passive aggressive "hippie bullshit". Fortunately a dick named Paul happened to write his bullshit on the matter and the leaders said "This guy's got the right idea".
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: clockworkgirl21 on February 14, 2012, 04:54:43 pm
I get really annoyed when people bitch about how the world is these days, like here:

http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?173039-BABY-BOXES-just-showed-up-on-the-news!

Yes, it's sad that babies are being abandoned, but that's not an indication that the world is going to hell. This is actually an improvement. In the past, most abandoned babies simply died. No one cared about it that much, either. For all their complaining, the world is better than its ever been. I don't know how people can look at the past, look at the present, and say, "Yep, it's getting worse."
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on February 14, 2012, 05:25:31 pm
I get really annoyed when people bitch about how the world is these days, like here:

http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?173039-BABY-BOXES-just-showed-up-on-the-news!

Yes, it's sad that babies are being abandoned, but that's not an indication that the world is going to hell. This is actually an improvement. In the past, most abandoned babies simply died. No one cared about it that much, either. For all their complaining, the world is better than its ever been. I don't know how people can look at the past, look at the present, and say, "Yep, it's getting worse."

There's actually a charity that set up places in my state where mothers can drop off their babies after giving birth instead of leaving them to die.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Auri-El on February 15, 2012, 04:31:16 pm
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I cannot fathom how a parent could dispose of their child, when an animal would do everything in its power and by its maternal instinct to prevent anything from taking away its offspring, or even ponder abandment. Especially given the fact that animals also have no ability to reason.

Please tell me this is really as stupid as it sounds. Wasn't that polar bear that died in Berlin last year abandoned by his mother?
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: clockworkgirl21 on February 15, 2012, 05:19:43 pm
Plus, wolves have been known to eat their young when food is scarce, as well as hyenas and monkeys.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Lithp on February 15, 2012, 05:28:13 pm
Oh, the nature Catch-22. Either you're worse than animals, or you're as bad as animals. You can't win, nature ALWAYS supports their observations.

Animals are huge dicks. Remember Lion King? Yeah, if that was accurate, Scar would have just eaten Simba & no one would have batted an eye over it.

Last semester when I was taking that class I called Japanclass, there was a section talking about how 5-6th century women would kill their infants by stepping on their necks if they figured they couldn't raise them. Interesting trivia for RR.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on February 17, 2012, 12:08:37 am
And yet, I bet this person cheered triumphantly when Moses' mom put him in a basket and sent him on his merry way down a river.
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: VirtualStranger on February 18, 2012, 12:18:51 am
I get really annoyed when people bitch about how the world is these days, like here:

http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?173039-BABY-BOXES-just-showed-up-on-the-news!

Yes, it's sad that babies are being abandoned, but that's not an indication that the world is going to hell. This is actually an improvement. In the past, most abandoned babies simply died. No one cared about it that much, either. For all their complaining, the world is better than its ever been. I don't know how people can look at the past, look at the present, and say, "Yep, it's getting worse."

Several hundred years ago, an orphanage (Ospedale degli Innocenti, or "Hospital of the Innocents") was set up in Florence, Italy, where women could discreetly drop off their unwanted infants without being seen.

Why are they acting like this type of thing is somehow new?
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: N. De Plume on February 18, 2012, 10:43:22 am
Indeed. Where do they think the baby-on-the-doorstep trope came from?
Title: Re: Make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Atavist on February 19, 2012, 01:53:38 am
It comes from the Sense of Discernment that fundies develop.
As soon as they have it it allows them to drop any sense of history, desecration, proportion, or any other of the "senses' the rest of the world uses on a hourly basis.
With their "Discernment", they justify their ignorance and wallow in their nonexistent sense of superiority.