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Offline Hoplite

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1230 on: December 26, 2012, 05:39:54 pm »
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« Reply #1231 on: December 26, 2012, 09:27:43 pm »
technically speaking, yes, unless you're a parking cone.

Now my question, why isn't masturbation considered a homosexual act?
I'm sure someone, somewhere, has argued that masturbation is wrong because it's gay. Also, this.

As for why people in general don't consider it a homosexual act, well, my guess is it's because masturbation is the norm and homosexuality is not. Plus, plenty of people who are exclusively heterosexual (in sexual acts that involve more than one person) do it, which makes one wonder if it is homosexual in any meaningful sense as opposed to by technicality.
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« Reply #1232 on: December 26, 2012, 11:01:16 pm »
technically speaking, yes, unless you're a parking cone.

Now my question, why isn't masturbation considered a homosexual act?

If you were wearing the parking cone as a hat, would it count?
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« Reply #1233 on: December 26, 2012, 11:03:21 pm »
Parking cone? More like porking cone.

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« Reply #1234 on: December 26, 2012, 11:44:08 pm »
technically speaking, yes, unless you're a parking cone.

Now my question, why isn't masturbation considered a homosexual act?
I'm sure someone, somewhere, has argued that masturbation is wrong because it's gay. Also, this.

As for why people in general don't consider it a homosexual act, well, my guess is it's because masturbation is the norm and homosexuality is not. Plus, plenty of people who are exclusively heterosexual (in sexual acts that involve more than one person) do it, which makes one wonder if it is homosexual in any meaningful sense as opposed to by technicality.

I think it's that when a person engages in homosexual acts, it's because they're attracted to that other person. When they masturbate, it doesn't mean that they're attracted to themself.
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« Reply #1235 on: December 27, 2012, 12:10:35 pm »
I have two complaints about NiGHTS Into Dreams...

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« Reply #1237 on: December 29, 2012, 02:59:42 pm »
Now my question, why isn't masturbation considered a homosexual act?

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1238 on: December 29, 2012, 04:26:21 pm »
statues behaving badly...

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« Reply #1239 on: December 29, 2012, 04:48:58 pm »
That's what happens when you blink.

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« Reply #1241 on: December 31, 2012, 08:43:54 am »
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You have to remember though, that The Hobbit, unlike LotR was written as a children's book and had more fantastical scenes in it because of this...




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« Reply #1242 on: December 31, 2012, 07:22:49 pm »
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You have to remember though, that The Hobbit, unlike LotR was written as a children's book and had more fantastical scenes in it because of this...
I've read the book twice, and I don't recall anything as ridiculous as the scenes in the movie in there.

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« Reply #1243 on: December 31, 2012, 07:53:53 pm »
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1244 on: January 02, 2013, 09:51:38 pm »
spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
Polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western

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