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Gay Marriage leads to kids eating shit
« on: June 17, 2012, 01:15:14 pm »
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Writing about her letter to her MP, Dr Lisa Nolland, lay minister and blogger for Anglican Mainstream, has claimed that legalising same-sex marriage will lead to children being taught risky sexual practises in school, including “eating human faeces”.

Dr Nolland writes that “Legalising gay ‘marriage’ will make mandatory the teaching about gay relationships and gay sex. In the powerful name of LGBT rights, graphic materials like those produced by THT (Terrence Higgins Trust) will become much more mainstream for underage teens.”

She adds that this is “a simply massive issue which has been whitewashed, denied, and ignored by this ‘pro-family’ government. We are in fact damaging children and young people because we are allowing special interest groups access to school populations, knowing that on their sites (which kids are assured provide good advice) they are tacitly or overtly encouraged to experiment with high-risk, psychologically and physically dangerous sex acts which can cost them their lives.”

“We teach our children to wash their hands after going to the toilet; THT’s site resource, “The Bottom Line” (p. 16) describes individuals who gain sexual stimulation by eating human faeces as part of their sex “play”. What madness is happening here?”

The leaflet she is referring to, a sexual advice leaflet published by THT does descibe literally every single sexual act relating to the anus, and does say that an interest in ‘scat’ is “very much a minority ‘taste’, scat is sex involving playing with shit, maybe eating it, too.” But it then goes on to warn “contact with shit is a sure fire way of passing on gut infections and parasites or hepatitis A if either partner is carrying them.” There is no suggestion that children would be taught about these practises as a direct result of gay couples being allowed to marry.

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Re: Gay Marriage leads to kids eating shit
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2012, 01:18:38 pm »
... wait, what? I'm pretty sure scatplay isn't limited to gay sex.
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Re: Gay Marriage leads to kids eating shit
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2012, 01:19:38 pm »
Letting people get married >>> Kids eating human feces

That slippery slope must be coated in industrial-grade lubricant.
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Re: Gay Marriage leads to kids eating shit
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2012, 01:23:57 pm »
Wasn't there a passage somewhere about using human feces in the bible? Hella slippery slope.
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Re: Gay Marriage leads to kids eating shit
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2012, 02:27:08 pm »
Not this nonsense again!

It was funny the first time but now it's getting pathetic.
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Re: Gay Marriage leads to kids eating shit
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2012, 04:35:45 pm »
She seems to be thoroughly conversant with the subject of shit.
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Re: Gay Marriage leads to kids eating shit
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2012, 04:42:14 pm »
Apparently everything leads to shit-eating these days.
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Re: Gay Marriage leads to kids eating shit
« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2012, 05:07:44 pm »
Quote from: ironbite on June 17, 2012, 01:15:14 pm
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Writing about her letter to her MP, Dr Lisa Nolland, lay minister and blogger for Anglican Mainstream, has claimed that legalising same-sex marriage will lead to children being taught risky sexual practises in school, including “eating human faeces”.
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Re: Gay Marriage leads to kids eating shit
« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2012, 05:27:23 pm »
Quote from: SpukiKitty on June 17, 2012, 02:27:08 pm
Not this nonsense again!

It was funny the first time but now it's getting pathetic.

Damnit,  I was hoping to be the first one to link that
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Re: Gay Marriage leads to kids eating shit
« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2012, 06:38:10 pm »
Clearly gay marriage leads to fundies talking shit!
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Re: Gay Marriage leads to kids eating shit
« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2012, 09:00:29 pm »
I think these fundy-bigot's skull cavities are full of the stuff.
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Re: Gay Marriage leads to kids eating shit
« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2012, 12:57:25 am »
I... just, uh... what...?

I can't even begin to fathom the mental gymnastics needed to get to that conclusion.
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Re: Gay Marriage leads to kids eating shit
« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2012, 03:29:04 am »
I think what annoys me the most here is that the leaflet sounds quite informative and contains the facts about anal sex. Such a leaflet would be of significant help to teenagers and adults who just don't know enough about all the different aspects of human sexuality and their risks. Unfortunately because of people like this, those leaflets will be receiving unfounded negative publicity by people who have not even read them.

Also most scat play is done by heterosexuals.
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Re: Gay Marriage leads to kids eating shit
« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2012, 07:26:04 am »
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Dr Nolland writes that “Legalising gay ‘marriage’ will make mandatory the teaching about gay relationships and gay sex. In the powerful name of LGBT rights, graphic materials like those produced by THT (Terrence Higgins Trust) will become much more mainstream for underage teens.”

She adds that this is “a simply massive issue which has been whitewashed, denied, and ignored by this ‘pro-family’ government. We are in fact damaging children and young people because we are allowing special interest groups access to school populations, knowing that on their sites (which kids are assured provide good advice) they are tacitly or overtly encouraged to experiment with high-risk, psychologically and physically dangerous sex acts which can cost them their lives.”

Sooooooooo,

Teaching kids about equality and tolorance damages children, but teaching them about hate and bigotry leads to healthy lives?  Wow, she actually makes Beck sound intelligent.

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This has already happened in Massachusetts, which legalized gay ‘marriage’ in 2004. The following year kids (11 and up) received the appalling Little Black Book** in a school context. Gay marriage entails gay sex. Legalising gay ‘marriage’ will make mandatory the teaching about gay relationships and gay sex

Citation needed since I have family in MA, several with kids in schools when this happened, and no one EVER mentioned anything destructive that happened with the kids.
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Re: Gay Marriage leads to kids eating shit
« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2012, 02:54:09 pm »
*headdesk* Schools don't even teach straight sex!

(Like Deimos I was hoping to be first to post the "de eat da poo poo" guy)
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