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N. Korea to Target US with Nuclear Missile Tests
« on: January 24, 2013, 08:55:56 am »
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/north-korea-plans-nuclear-test-more-rockets-defense-032500203.html

Okay, this is starting to scare me a little... They apparently have missiles that are capable of hitting the continental US... and I'm starting to think the N.  Koreans might be nuts enough to hit the "launch" button.

I do not want to witness a nuclear war... or am I just looking too much into this?

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Re: N. Korea to Target US with Nuclear Missile Tests
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2013, 09:12:10 am »
Well if you read the article, they do not seems to believe that N.Korea would be able fire nukes to USA. They could probably be a threat to South Korea or even Japan but they still don't have:

a) Nukes small enough to fit into a ICBM
b) ICBM that would survive the return to atmosphere
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Re: N. Korea to Target US with Nuclear Missile Tests
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2013, 09:22:23 am »
Even if they theoretically have a missile that can maybe hit San Francisco, they're still a long way off from not only having more than one nuke, but also a viable means of delivery (since there are numerous reasons why their warhead won't work with an ICBM). Besides, the fact that they're being so openly threatening towards the US just smacks of empty posturing to me. Newbie dictator trying to show how big and strong he is and all that jazz.

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Re: N. Korea to Target US with Nuclear Missile Tests
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2013, 09:51:13 am »
Isn't the joke that yes, they could hit North America, but they can't pick which bit of North America it lands in?

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Re: N. Korea to Target US with Nuclear Missile Tests
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2013, 10:02:25 am »
Okay, that makes me feel better. Thanks for the reassurances. I know very little about this sort of thing.

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Re: N. Korea to Target US with Nuclear Missile Tests
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2013, 10:05:31 am »
It'll get stopped long before it gets to that point.  If North Korea got serious about this, they'd be a liability to China.  Frankly, I think China will step in if it gets to that point, just to keep us out.
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Re: N. Korea to Target US with Nuclear Missile Tests
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2013, 11:51:09 am »
China already hates them.  They just feed them.

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Re: N. Korea to Target US with Nuclear Missile Tests
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2013, 12:12:09 pm »
Oh yeah the second North Korea hits the launch button, China takes them out.

Ironbite-they will not stand for that.

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Re: N. Korea to Target US with Nuclear Missile Tests
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2013, 12:13:55 pm »
North Korea is useful to China.  They're a rogue state that China has influence over.  It gives China a certain amount of diplomatic leverage.  "Well, you could try some economic action against us...  But we're all that's keeping those darned North Koreans in line.  Are you sure..?"  But there does come a point where North Korea becomes a liability.  At that point, China won't hesitate to step in.

Actually, they might just step aside and let us deal with it.  They wouldn't like having us increase our influence in the area, but they might like it more than they would having to actually deal with North Korea's lack of infrastructure.  Whoever ends up having to deal with North Korea, it's going to be expensive.
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Re: N. Korea to Target US with Nuclear Missile Tests
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2013, 12:47:20 pm »
I'll just repost my statement in the World War 3 thread:

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Also, if North Korea ever attacked the USA, even with a nuke, they'd get curbstomped and China wouldn't save them this time. China basically views them as an embarrassment and has more to gain by sticking with the USA anyhow.

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Re: N. Korea to Target US with Nuclear Missile Tests
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2013, 01:19:09 pm »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ground-Based_Midcourse_Defense

Hope this helps any lingering doubt about a North Korean ICBM threat to us. My concern would be for Japan or South Korea, maybe Australia or NZ, really. All in all, Dear Leader Kim Jung Eun (or his regent uncle) is just waggling his dick in the breeze. Which brings up a great visual - it's cold as all hell there atm!
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Re: N. Korea to Target US with Nuclear Missile Tests
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2013, 01:40:45 pm »
I find it hard to be scared of a country's nukes when their delivery system consists of ten thousand Koreans throwing it at us.
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Re: N. Korea to Target US with Nuclear Missile Tests
« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2013, 05:16:31 pm »
I worry about North Korea.  On a local level I worry about the West End Rinkydinks.
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Re: N. Korea to Target US with Nuclear Missile Tests
« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2013, 05:24:08 pm »
On the national level, North Korea is like some yappy little dog. All bark, no bite. If they get too noisy and annoying, China yanks on the leash.

I feel sorry for the their neighboring countries and the poor citizen level shmucks who actually have to live there, though.
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Re: N. Korea to Target US with Nuclear Missile Tests
« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2013, 05:32:02 pm »
Well if you read the article, they do not seems to believe that N.Korea would be able fire nukes to USA. They could probably be a threat to South Korea or even Japan but they still don't have:

a) Nukes small enough to fit into a ICBM
b) ICBM that would survive the return to atmosphere

This, and the fact that we have anti-missile defense capabilities. We would destroy the missile en route over the Pacific Ocean.
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