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Hooters Bomb Threat
« on: April 18, 2013, 10:30:37 pm »
A man was arrested after joking he had a bomb

You can't make this shit up.

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One man is in custody after allegedly joking about having a bomb in his lunch pail. He made the claim, which police could treat as a false bomb threat, in a Hooters restaurant in the Hollywood neighborhood of Los Angeles, Calif.

"He said himself that it was just a joke," explained LAPD media relations police officer Christopher No to The Huffington Post. But just to be on the safe side, LAPD's bomb squad evacuated the restaurant and surrounding businesses to make sure there was no explosive device inside the man's pail.
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Re: Hooters Bomb Threat
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2013, 10:40:03 pm »
So....a friend of joey's from /b/ ? Certainly his brother in spirit.

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Re: Hooters Bomb Threat
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2013, 10:42:12 pm »
Arrest the police. They invented the bomb threat.
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Re: Hooters Bomb Threat
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2013, 10:44:10 pm »
Quote from: mellenORL on April 18, 2013, 10:40:03 pm
So....a friend of joey's from /b/ ? Certainly his brother in spirit.

WAT A TOTAL ASS!

Seriously I was about to ask if this was Joey managing to prove us right.
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Re: Hooters Bomb Threat
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2013, 01:57:08 am »
Quote from: Lt. Fred on April 18, 2013, 10:42:12 pm
Arrest the police. They invented the bomb threat.

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Re: Hooters Bomb Threat
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2013, 03:27:43 am »
The guy did not make a bomb threat. The police basically imagined up a bomb threat from nowhere.
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Re: Hooters Bomb Threat
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2013, 03:31:16 am »
.....Fred......shut up.
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Re: Hooters Bomb Threat
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2013, 07:46:55 am »
God, what a fuckwit.
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Re: Hooters Bomb Threat
« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2013, 08:17:40 am »
Quote from: Lt. Fred on April 19, 2013, 03:27:43 am
The guy did not make a bomb threat. The police basically imagined up a bomb threat from nowhere.



Just shut up, Fred. Nobody asked you. The LAPD may not be the most respectable police force out there, but they are above this kind of shit. Especially after what has happened on the other side of the country from them.
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Re: Hooters Bomb Threat
« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2013, 10:10:23 am »


This applies to both Fred and the man who made the "joke".
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Re: Hooters Bomb Threat
« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2013, 10:53:06 am »
Personally speaking, I'm horrified that we've got this far into a thread about Hooters and there's not been one joke about breasts. :P
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Re: Hooters Bomb Threat
« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2013, 11:19:27 am »
Quote from: Lt. Fred on April 19, 2013, 03:27:43 am
The guy did not make a bomb threat. The police basically imagined up a bomb threat from nowhere.
Even if you disagree with being this cautious about bomb jokes... You seriously want to arrest police officers for following protocol? Because yes, treating any and all bomb threats seriously is standard procedure.
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Re: Hooters Bomb Threat
« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2013, 11:39:28 am »
Quote from: Lt. Fred on April 19, 2013, 03:27:43 am
The guy did not make a bomb threat. The police basically imagined up a bomb threat from nowhere.

No, he said he a bomb in his lunch pail.  That's the bomb threat there.

It doesn't matter if he claims it's a joke, the Police still have to take it seriously.  In my line of work, we would get bomb threats and we took them all seriously.  Because the one time you don't is the time there's a tragedy.
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Re: Hooters Bomb Threat
« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2013, 12:29:33 pm »
Another example of "WHAT AN IDIOT!".
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Re: Hooters Bomb Threat
« Reply #14 on: April 19, 2013, 12:40:02 pm »
Quote from: Lt. Fred on April 19, 2013, 03:27:43 am
The guy did not make a bomb threat. The police basically imagined up a bomb threat from nowhere.

Fred, I'd like to see you go up to a real police officer and tell him that he shouldn't take bomb threats seriously. I doubt he'll be amused.
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