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Re: Shit Ron Paul Supporters Say
« Reply #15 on: January 31, 2012, 11:31:58 pm »
The important thing to remember about Ron Paul is that he's not really about individual rights.  He's about state and corporation rights.
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Re: Shit Ron Paul Supporters Say
« Reply #16 on: January 31, 2012, 11:40:08 pm »
Two of them aren't necessarily false, just almost certainly false. You could argue that banning the heroin crop WAS a good move by Al Qaeda (though motivated more by a nanny-like opposition to the alleged fun of drugs like heroin and codeine* than a serious desire to prevent harm). What he's implying, though, is that their destruction of Afghanistan's poppy crop in some way ameliorates their, you know, fucking mass murder. In a sense they're 'sort of awesome', in that not every single thing they did was unbelievably terrible.

Also, the hearing voices thing isn't necessarily a sign of crazyness. If someone could prove that they were hearing voices from god, they wouldn't be crazy. But nobody can.

* As I'm sure many on this site can attest, codeine ain't much fun. But it's a opiate.
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Re: Shit Ron Paul Supporters Say
« Reply #17 on: February 01, 2012, 12:46:32 am »
Here's three more, because I'm feeling generous today:

3. The tardy system in public schools is a conspiracy to get children accustomed to a New World Order so that they would have no problem being counted when the NWO plan finally comes to fruition.

31. Those "racist" signs held by Tea Party members aren't really held by Tea Party members, they're just undercover agents hired by the mainstream parties to show up and make the Tea Party Movement look bad.

106. Animals that know when their owners are coming home are actually psychic.
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Re: Shit Ron Paul Supporters Say
« Reply #18 on: February 01, 2012, 12:49:23 am »

106. Animals that know when their owners are coming home are actually psychic.

I dunno, some of the cats I've known...
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Re: Shit Ron Paul Supporters Say
« Reply #19 on: February 01, 2012, 12:52:33 am »

106. Animals that know when their owners are coming home are actually psychic.

I dunno, some of the cats I've known...

I've known some cats that are fucking stupid.
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Re: Shit Ron Paul Supporters Say
« Reply #20 on: February 01, 2012, 03:27:50 pm »

106. Animals that know when their owners are coming home are actually psychic.

I dunno, some of the cats I've known...

...Have a rudimentary sense of time and excellent hearing.  ;)

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Re: Shit Ron Paul Supporters Say
« Reply #21 on: February 02, 2012, 08:13:29 am »

* As I'm sure many on this site can attest, codeine ain't much fun. But it's a opiate.

I can verify that.  I cannot take codeine.  Makes me violently ill if I do. 

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Re: Shit Ron Paul Supporters Say
« Reply #22 on: February 09, 2012, 02:49:17 am »
http://www.slate.com/blogs/weigel/2012/02/08/ron_paul_secretly_won_the_caucuses.html

This was posted by a Paultard on FB.  The "logic" baffles me.

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