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Re: Three-Word Story
« Reply #45 on: July 08, 2013, 11:31:43 pm »
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt
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Re: Three-Word Story
« Reply #46 on: July 08, 2013, 11:33:42 pm »
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently
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Re: Three-Word Story
« Reply #47 on: July 08, 2013, 11:38:45 pm »
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes

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Re: Three-Word Story
« Reply #48 on: July 08, 2013, 11:40:19 pm »
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
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Humanity does learn from history,
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Re: Three-Word Story
« Reply #49 on: July 08, 2013, 11:49:09 pm »
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke

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Re: Three-Word Story
« Reply #50 on: July 09, 2013, 12:23:41 am »
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic

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Re: Three-Word Story
« Reply #51 on: July 09, 2013, 12:35:47 am »
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set

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Re: Three-Word Story
« Reply #52 on: July 09, 2013, 12:38:22 am »
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon

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Re: Three-Word Story
« Reply #53 on: July 09, 2013, 12:41:22 am »
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many

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Re: Three-Word Story
« Reply #54 on: July 09, 2013, 12:51:21 am »
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked
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Re: Three-Word Story
« Reply #55 on: July 09, 2013, 12:53:40 am »
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves

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Re: Three-Word Story
« Reply #56 on: July 09, 2013, 04:11:00 am »
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth
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Re: Three-Word Story
« Reply #57 on: July 09, 2013, 04:14:16 am »
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birthTo Molag Bal

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Re: Three-Word Story
« Reply #58 on: July 09, 2013, 08:09:39 am »
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birthTo Molag Bal
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
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Together as one, against all others.
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Humanity does learn from history,
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Re: Three-Word Story
« Reply #59 on: July 09, 2013, 10:07:47 pm »
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then