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Community => Entertainment and Television => Topic started by: Cataclysm on November 02, 2013, 07:14:24 pm

Title: 'Spears' Musical to tell the story of Jesus with Brittney Spears songs
Post by: Cataclysm on November 02, 2013, 07:14:24 pm

http://spearsthemusical.com/

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An opera that chronicles the life, death and resurrection of Jesus Christ, SPEARS is the story of Jesus Christ as told through the music of Britney Spears

How fucking dare anyone out there make fun of Jesus  after all he has been through!

He was born in a barn, he went through a temptation by Satan. He had two fuckin nails driven down his arms.

One of his disciples turned out to be a traitor, a cheater, and so he went through a crucifixion. All you people care about is….. readers and making money off of him!

HE’S THE SON OF GOD! (ah! ooh!) What you don’t realize is that Jesus died for your sins and all you do is write a bunch of crap about him.

He hasn’t been on Earth in years. He created more fish and bread for a reason because all you people want is MORE! MORE-MORE, MORE: MORE!.

LEAVE HIM ALONE! You are lucky he even died for you BASTARDS!
LEAVE JESUS ALONE! ...Please.

Title: Re: 'Spears' Musical to tell the story of Jesus with Brittney Spears songs
Post by: Ghoti on November 02, 2013, 07:30:09 pm

I laughed so violently I hurt my throat. 9001+ internets to you good sir!

Title: Re: 'Spears' Musical to tell the story of Jesus with Brittney Spears songs
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on November 02, 2013, 09:47:24 pm

I want to see that musical.