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Preaching and Worship / Re: The solution to Jacob's dilemma
« Last post by Jacob Harrison on Today at 06:05:17 pm »
It will become famous.

The internet is forever.

You are doomed to be forever branded the great, denim-humping, cousin fapping, indecisive genologist of '18.

Too bad, so sad.

But as I said, the post would only become famous if they knew I was the same person as the author of the book, which I will use a pseudonym for. When my account get’s deleted to cover up the evidence, people who see this will have no idea about the person quoted since the original post will be deleted.
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Preaching and Worship / Re: The solution to Jacob's dilemma
« Last post by Tolpuddle Martyr on Today at 05:59:47 pm »
It will become famous.

The internet is forever.

You are doomed to be forever branded the great, denim-humping, cousin fapping, indecisive genologist of '18.

Too bad, so sad.
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Preaching and Worship / Re: The solution to Jacob's dilemma
« Last post by Jacob Harrison on Today at 05:46:00 pm »
Well those who see the post still won’t know that I am the author of the book so that post won’t become famous.
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Preaching and Worship / The solution to Jacob's dilemma
« Last post by Tolpuddle Martyr on Today at 05:17:18 pm »
Jacob worries that this  thread will become public knowledge. I have a solution.

This weekend, me and my family went on Vacation in my grandparent’s summer home on Cape Cod, a peninsula in Massachusetts with lots of summer homes and beaches. Unfortunetely the weather was not good enough to go swimming.

My 21 year old second cousin who I have barely ever seen in my life is staying there the whole summer because she has a summer job on Cape Cod. She is overall a very decent moral person however on Sunday she did one thing that was very immoral.

On Sunday, when my dad went home because of having to work during the week, and my grandparents were at some party at the house of one of my grandfather’s cousins, me and my mom came home from a baseball game. And my cousin said hi to us while wearing nothing but towels. If she was coming out of the shower, why the fuck did she not put clothes in the bathroom for her to get changed into before coming out of the shower?! Why did she not keep in mind that there are relatives of hers that are not her parents or siblings in the fucking house?! I immediately looked away and walked down into the basement where my bedroom there is.

I on the other hand was much more moral and cautious knowing that there was a women relative close to my age in the house. In the mornings, I made sure that she would not even see me in my pajamas by having a goal to take a shower and get in my day clothes before breakfast. On all the mornings, she was up before me, so I would stay in the basement, until she went to work. The bathroom was upstairs so I even held in my pee for such torturous long time that I was tempted to piss in empty water bottles in the basement.

Thankfully, me and my mom are leaving to go home tomorrow. Don’t worry, I do not have any degenerate sexual thoughts about her since she is too closely related since today’s definition of incest extends to 1st and 2nd cousins(influenced by the studies of inbreeding and genetic disorders). I was just shocked and revolted.

PRESERVED IN AMBER, COUSIN FAPPER! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

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Preaching and Worship / Re: A dilemma
« Last post by Tolpuddle Martyr on Today at 05:10:12 pm »
I wouldn't worry about it.

Why shouldn’t I worry.
Nobody will read your book!

But the book has Excalibur and other magical things in it, so it might become a bestseller like Harry Potter.
OK, people will read your book for the same reason we read your stuff.

Unfortunately many of those people will read as much suppressed lust masquerading as moral outrage for your cousin as we do. I guess it's a result.

So maybe to prevent people from discovering that I am the same person as the author, I will eventually need to delete this account to delete all the posts I made, to delete my online presence, so that they don't discover me here and then discover my quotes on FSTDT which includes the one about my second cousin. I am more well known here than on FSTDT which has so many quotes from so many people, so it is less likely that people will discover my post about my second cousin there. But as it will take a long time to publish the book, it will be a long time before I delete this account.

By the way, does deleting an account on this site delete all the posts that the account made?
Dear mods, Jacob here has just made an excellent case for locking and preserving his early posts in amber. This is of historical significance damnit!
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Preaching and Worship / Re: A dilemma
« Last post by davedan on Today at 04:04:16 pm »
I wouldn't worry about it.

Why shouldn’t I worry.

Because you're never going to be famous. Also you should be far more embarrassed by cowardly skulking away from our cock duel.

Beverly Byrd did not even respond to my marriage proposal so there is no need to duel.

That you think that proves that honour to the craven soul is as foreign as flight to a penguin or continence to the antechinus.
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For that matter, fuck royal descent, wizard man should be king of the entire world. Unlike yourself, I and most others are firm meritocrats, and I have to say having actual magical powers is a far more compelling argument than having the correct great great great great great great great great.... great grandpappy.

I'm with you on that.  It'd be like in the Xanth series by Piers Anthony...just about everyone has some sort of magic, but only a "Magician" or "Sorceress" (meaning someone having the strongest magic) can become King.  (and even if it's a woman, she's still called the King....so in the last few books, there's a female King and a male Queen (who could have been King, but didn't want the job))
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Entertainment and Television / Re: TV Shows
« Last post by Askold on Today at 11:22:03 am »
Started watching Dragon Prince on Netflix. Then I realized that my wife might like the show so now I'm rewatching the early episodes together with her.
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Preaching and Worship / Re: A dilemma
« Last post by ironbite on Today at 08:44:11 am »
Hey if you're gonna go the delete your online presence thing, why not go all the way and Delete yourself?  And I can help.  Just meet me at the Hardy Compound in North Carolina and we'll go from there.

Ironbite-DELETE!  DELETE!  DELETE!  DELETE!  DELETE!  DELETE!
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