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Demotivationals
« on: January 06, 2012, 03:19:05 am »
Don't have to do the opposite of motivate, just have to not be 'hang in there!' kitty. :P Or maybe they can be.


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Re: Demotivationals
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2012, 04:16:37 am »
I used to like demotivationals, then I took an arr- No wait what actually happened was that the demotivationals gradually got worse and worse.

Remember when they were like this?


They were supposed to be sad, funny, cruel and of course demotivational. Kinda like a joke on the motivational posters.

Now we get these:


What is the point? Half of the current demotivationals simply have a "silly" comment on the bottom of an already funny picture as if that would make it funnier. Most of the others work better if the text was simply in the picture without the black borders.
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Re: Demotivationals
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Re: Demotivationals
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2012, 03:33:27 pm »
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Re: Demotivationals
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Re: Demotivationals
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2012, 01:13:40 pm »
Matthew 22:39 "And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself." God's own "don't be a dick" rule.

Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

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Re: Demotivationals
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Re: Demotivationals
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2012, 02:17:39 pm »
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Demotivationals
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2012, 06:37:10 pm »
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Re: Demotivationals
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2012, 12:43:46 am »
Probably not a very good one, but the picture is from a real staircase at my school. Someone thought this was motivational

Best part: You can literally only see it when you're going down...


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Re: Demotivationals
« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2012, 05:31:53 pm »
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Demotivationals
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2012, 01:14:40 pm »
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Demotivationals
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Re: Demotivationals
« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2012, 06:27:47 pm »
Double-post because no one else is saying anything so fuck it.





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Re: Demotivationals
« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2012, 01:13:55 am »
2/3 don't show up.

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