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Re: Demotivationals
« Reply #30 on: March 18, 2012, 05:14:15 am »
Did he run her over or something?
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Re: Demotivationals
« Reply #31 on: March 19, 2012, 02:23:05 am »
You think you have found just the perfect spot, and then someone else has got to come along and push their way in...

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Re: Demotivationals
« Reply #32 on: March 19, 2012, 08:44:17 pm »
bear with no hair...

...very scary no-hair bear...

Is it just me, or does this shaved bear also look to any of you like some strange were-beast? :o

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Re: Demotivationals
« Reply #33 on: March 19, 2012, 11:17:00 pm »
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Are you always jumping and sticking to the first idea you have about what an acronym means, or does the idea of acronyms having more than one meaning not even enter your head? [sarcasm]He said MW2, so of course he means Modern Warfare 2. Especially since he mentioned a fourth one[/sarcasm]
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Re: Demotivationals
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Re: Demotivationals
« Reply #35 on: March 20, 2012, 11:04:19 am »
He's wearing some interesting pants.
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Re: Demotivationals
« Reply #36 on: March 20, 2012, 09:17:50 pm »
bear with no hair...

...very scary no-hair bear...

Is it just me, or does this shaved bear also look to any of you like some strange were-beast? :o
It's not shaved - it caught some kind of mange - and, yes I would have never guessed it was a bear.



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Re: Demotivationals
« Reply #37 on: March 20, 2012, 11:47:58 pm »








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Re: Demotivationals
« Reply #40 on: March 31, 2012, 03:01:51 am »
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Re: Demotivationals
« Reply #41 on: April 01, 2012, 01:27:58 pm »
texbooks - they use the most realistic pictures don't you know... lol

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Re: Demotivationals
« Reply #42 on: April 23, 2012, 08:19:39 pm »
I'd be more sympathetic if people here didn't act like they knew what they were saying when they were saying something very much wrong.

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Re: Demotivationals
« Reply #44 on: April 24, 2012, 12:51:18 am »
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