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Offline Jack Bauer

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Adjusted Lyrics
« on: May 29, 2012, 06:38:01 am »
Take a well known song and adjust the lyrics to represent a Fundie's point of view.

Here's Bohemian Rhapsody - well, sort of.



This is the real life-
This is not just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
And locked in reality-
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see-
I’m a creationist, no thoughts evolution’ry-
And I’m not easy come, easy go,
Never high, always low,
Thoughts of the evos, don’t really matter to me,
To me

Mama, I just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head,
Pulled my trigger, now he’s dead,
Mama, life is so much fun!
And he had said the world was very old-
Mama, ooo,
I’m glad I’ve made you proud-
Now I’ll be back again this time tomorrow-
With my gun, an evo’s life never really matters-

At last, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine-
Body’s twitching all the time,
Hello everybody, praise the lord
Gotta show you all that I know the truth-
Mama, ooo,
I don’t want to lie,
But I can pull stuff outta my ass if Jesus wants me to

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Brother Randy, Brother Randy will you do the fandango-
Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me-
I’m a creo, I’m a creo,
I’m a creo, magnifico
But I’m quite a rich boy and Jesus loves me-
He’s just a rich boy from a rich family-
Praise for his life form and his generosity
Easy come easy go, will you let me go…
Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go - let him go-
Bismillah! we will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! we will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go let me go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go-
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me-

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye-
So you think you can love me and leave me to die-
Oh baby-can’t do this to me baby-
Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here-

Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters- nothing really matters to me,

Any way the wind blows....


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Re: Adjusted Lyrics
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2012, 09:05:26 pm »
Take a well known song and adjust the lyrics to represent a Fundie's point of view.

Here's Bohemian Rhapsody - well, sort of.



This is the real life-
This is not just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
And locked in reality-
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see-
I’m a creationist, no thoughts evolution’ry-
And I’m not easy come, easy go,
Never high, always low,
Thoughts of the evos, don’t really matter to me,
To me

Mama, I just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head,
Pulled my trigger, now he’s dead,
Mama, life is so much fun!
And he had said the world was very old-
Mama, ooo,
I’m glad I’ve made you proud-
Now I’ll be back again this time tomorrow-
With my gun, an evo’s life never really matters-

At last, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine-
Body’s twitching all the time,
Hello everybody, praise the lord
Gotta show you all that I know the truth-
Mama, ooo,
I don’t want to lie,
But I can pull stuff outta my ass if Jesus wants me to

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Brother Randy, Brother Randy will you do the fandango-
Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me-
I’m a creo, I’m a creo,
I’m a creo, magnifico
But I’m quite a rich boy and Jesus loves me-
He’s just a rich boy from a rich family-
Praise for his life form and his generosity
Easy come easy go, will you let me go…
Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go - let him go-
Bismillah! we will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! we will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go let me go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go-
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me-

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye-
So you think you can love me and leave me to die-
Oh baby-can’t do this to me baby-
Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here-

Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters- nothing really matters to me,

Any way the wind blows....

...I don't think fundies like that would say Bismillah...
Ok seriously, is nobody even going to try and avenge my man-burrito?