The list of weird sex laws in USA

[RavynousHunter]

Even if it wasn't, its still MAJORLY fucked up and a pretty huge vector for innumerable, horrifying diseases.  These are dead fuckin bodies we're talking about here.  Besides, those dead people have families, and I doubt they'd take kindly to their loved one's remains being desecrated like that.

[Flying Mint Bunny!]

Personally, I don't see anything morally wrong with having sex with a corpse as long as you have the persons permission before they die.

And apparently it's illegal to have sex with a live fish in Minnesota:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YciEXJ0FKD0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YciEXJ0FKD0</a>

[Radiation]

Alaska

Moose are banned from having sex on city streets (in Fairbanks).

I really really would like to see a trial coming from a situation like this.

[niam2023]

What the heck are they gonna do? Arrest the moose?

[ironbite]

Jared Padleki is gonna have to watch out then.

[MadCatTLX]

What the heck are they gonna do? Arrest the moose?

Of course. There's too few people in Alaska to maintain the infrastructure on taxes, so they made the moose and bears legal citizens. Of course this created more problems when they had to fund the construction of moose and bear suited public facilities such as moose jail and bear school.

[Alehksunos]

Texas

It's illegal to own more than six dildos.

Aww...

[Askold]

Texas

It's illegal to own more than six dildos.

Aww...

Do you that that is bad? That is six dildos PER PERSON. Arizona has two dildo limit PER HOUSE...

... And I just have to come back and laugh at that law some more. People in aparment buildings propably have to share if they wish to comply with the law. Which can possibly be a health hazard if they aren't careful about washing it or it could be a fun party and a premise for a porn movie. (Bow chicka bow wow)

[R. U. Sirius]

Texas

It's illegal to own more than six dildos.

Aww...

Do you that that is bad? That is six dildos PER PERSON. Arizona has two dildo limit PER HOUSE...

... And I just have to come back and laugh at that law some more. People in aparment buildings propably have to share if they wish to comply with the law. Which can possibly be a health hazard if they aren't careful about washing it or it could be a fun party and a premise for a porn movie. (Bow chicka bow wow)

I know I've read letters in magazines that started with the premise of one woman asking another for batteries for her vibrator.

[RavynousHunter]

Texas

It's illegal to own more than six dildos.

Aww...

Do you that that is bad? That is six dildos PER PERSON. Arizona has two dildo limit PER HOUSE...

... And I just have to come back and laugh at that law some more. People in aparment buildings propably have to share if they wish to comply with the law. Which can possibly be a health hazard if they aren't careful about washing it or it could be a fun party and a premise for a porn movie. (Bow chicka bow wow)

In a world of strict dildo regulations, one woman and her flatmates will defy both law and odds to ensure everyone gets their fair share!

[Art Vandelay]

Texas

It's illegal to own more than six dildos.

Aww...

Well now how am I supposed to get my fix of octuple penetration?

[SpaceProg]

Oh yeah, you do have that Swiss Army Dick, don't you?

[Art Vandelay]

Indeed.

[Thejebusfire]

Oklahoma:

Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punisable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine.
It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.
It is illegal to have sex before you are married.
It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.


That last one though...!

[Askold]

Oklahoma:

Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punisable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine.
It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.
It is illegal to have sex before you are married.
It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.


That last one though...!

Well... If I'm reading it right it is only if the bartender let's the criminal in when he knows that the specific reason to enter the bar is to pretend to have sex with a buffalo that he gets in trouble.

So as long as you never ask your customers wether or not they are planning to fake sex with a buffalo. (I wonder if real sex with buffalo is ok? There could be a different law against zoophilia.)


(For the record I misspelled buffalo 10 or so times when writing this post. buddalo, buggalo, etc. I think I managed a bidally somewhere there as well. I guess I haven't woekn, I mean woken up yte, I mean, YER... YET. Dammit.)