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Re: The list of weird sex laws in USA
« Reply #30 on: December 28, 2013, 03:25:01 am »
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Re: The list of weird sex laws in USA
« Reply #31 on: December 28, 2013, 03:37:42 am »
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Re: The list of weird sex laws in USA
« Reply #32 on: December 28, 2013, 05:30:07 am »
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Texas: It's illegal to own more than six dildos.

So does this apply only to official store-/inernet bought dildos?  I'm just curious because I've heard quite a few stories of women creating a variety of 'improvised' accessories, using anything from cucumbers to police batons.
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Re: The list of weird sex laws in USA
« Reply #33 on: December 30, 2013, 12:36:07 am »
apparently it's also illegal to wear your boots to bed in Oklahoma.
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Re: The list of weird sex laws in USA
« Reply #34 on: December 30, 2013, 01:48:11 am »
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Texas: It's illegal to own more than six dildos.

So does this apply only to official store-/inernet bought dildos?  I'm just curious because I've heard quite a few stories of women creating a variety of 'improvised' accessories, using anything from cucumbers to police batons.
"Ok, so clearly that dragon-dick is a dildo, and so are the pink ones and those over there but the others aren't. Those are just some houshold items, which I keep in my nightstand."

"Are you claiming this isn't a dildo?"

"Oh no! It is my 'nightstick' which I keep for protection." *BZZZ* "...It's a vibrating nightstick. ...The vibrations add some extra OOMPH to it when I'm using it."

"And the banana?" "Well that's just a banana, clearly not a dildo." "Then why is there a condom on it?" "I...Thought it... Might get cold?"
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Re: The list of weird sex laws in USA
« Reply #35 on: December 30, 2013, 11:46:46 am »
Clearly, the condom was used to help preserve the banana.  After all, nobody wants to eat a banana that's gone bad.
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Re: The list of weird sex laws in USA
« Reply #36 on: December 31, 2013, 02:38:16 am »
You also can't go feeding rotten bananas to your crocoducks, it'd give them indigestion.
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Re: The list of weird sex laws in USA
« Reply #37 on: December 31, 2013, 03:53:29 am »
Quote from: MadCatTLX on December 31, 2013, 02:38:16 am
You also can't go feeding rotten bananas to your crocoducks, it'd give them indigestion.

Is that what the kids are calling it these days...
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Quote from: sandman on May 30, 2012, 08:27:43 am
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
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Quote from: SpaceProg on November 30, 2012, 10:21:56 pm
Aww, you guys rock. :)  I feel the love... and the pitchforks and torches.  Tingly!

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Re: The list of weird sex laws in USA
« Reply #38 on: December 31, 2013, 09:52:55 pm »
I'm sure it's been mentioned; but what the hell is wrong with Florida to the point they needed a no sex with porcupines law?
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Re: The list of weird sex laws in USA
« Reply #39 on: December 31, 2013, 10:20:58 pm »
It's Florida. Honestly, weird stuff seems to happen there.
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Re: The list of weird sex laws in USA
« Reply #40 on: January 01, 2014, 04:53:49 am »
Well didn't this state (FL) just accidentally pass a "no sex for everyone" law a few months back?

I mean this is a state where Rick Scott spent more time creating loopholes for the ACA than actually improving things.
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« Reply #41 on: January 01, 2014, 06:04:49 am »
Quote from: Vypernight on January 01, 2014, 04:53:49 am
Well didn't this state (FL) just accidentally pass a "no sex for everyone" law a few months back?

I mean this is a state where Rick Scott spent more time creating loopholes for the ACA than actually improving things.

They also banned computers, albeit accidentally. Florida accidentally the internet.
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Re: The list of weird sex laws in USA
« Reply #42 on: January 01, 2014, 06:36:40 am »
Don't forget the "stand your ground" law, AKA "If you are afraid of another person you are legally allowed to kill them" law.

I'm going to agree with the Daily show that Florida should change their motto to "The worst state."
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Quote from: sandman on May 30, 2012, 08:27:43 am
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Re: The list of weird sex laws in USA
« Reply #43 on: January 01, 2014, 10:21:46 am »
Florida: Texas 2.0, without the oil!
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