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Weapon of Choice
« on: June 09, 2014, 10:38:40 pm »
Describe a ridiculous weapon straight out of your imagination, whether it's melee or ranged.

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Re: Weapon of Choice
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2014, 12:13:45 am »
Lever action rifle that shoots grenades.
The grenades would be smaller than a 40mm, but have the ability to be loaded with a variety of round types (air-bursting, amour piercing, anti-personnel, armor Piercing dual purpose, ect.)

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Re: Weapon of Choice
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2014, 07:53:07 am »
Obligatory catapult that launches catapults.


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Re: Weapon of Choice
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2014, 08:36:09 am »
A cast iron statue in the shape of a man flipping the bird containing a good deal of molten bronze, meant to be launched from a catapult over castle walls in order to kill the defenders during sieges.
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Re: Weapon of Choice
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2014, 01:18:31 pm »
A gun that fires guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns.

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Re: Weapon of Choice
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2014, 01:40:41 pm »
A gun that fires guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns.
That fire knives.

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Re: Weapon of Choice
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2014, 02:37:04 pm »
A gun that fires guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns that fire guns.

A gun that fires an exact copy of itself (which in turn fires an exact copy of itself, etc). Infinite recursion in one short sentence.

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Re: Weapon of Choice
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2014, 02:38:46 pm »
A Gatling gun that shoots knives that are on fire.

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Re: Weapon of Choice
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2014, 02:52:42 pm »
A Star-Spawn of Nyarlathotep, capable of performing autothysis. Due to it's blood being a highly corrosive substance, this can be quite deadly to any hapless foes below.
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Re: Weapon of Choice
« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2014, 03:44:15 pm »
Long beat-stick to make head-opens.

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Re: Weapon of Choice
« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2014, 06:23:31 pm »
A multiple rocket propelled chainsaw launch system, perfect for anti-zombie task forces.
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Re: Weapon of Choice
« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2014, 07:41:07 pm »
Chainsaw-chucks! Like sword-chucks, but a million times more awesome!
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Re: Weapon of Choice
« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2014, 07:48:25 pm »
A Gatling gun that shoots knives that are on fire.
A Gatling gun filled with tracer rounds would be more or less that.

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Re: Weapon of Choice
« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2014, 07:50:41 pm »
A shotgun shell that launches tiny crack-addicted unicorns with super-sharp horns, meant to impale anyone stupid enough to get in the way of a maniac with a pink shotgun.
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Re: Weapon of Choice
« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2014, 10:36:01 pm »
A spear with a pizza sharp enough to impale a man with.