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Offline niam2023

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Re: Is there anybody that the WBC likes?.....
« Reply #15 on: September 09, 2015, 10:47:31 pm »
They've apparently started targeting the last person you'd think they would;

Jesus.

Yes. A Christian group is now preaching that God Hates Jesus.

http://empirenews.net/westboro-baptist-church-members-now-claim-god-hates-jesus/
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Re: Is there anybody that the WBC likes?.....
« Reply #16 on: September 09, 2015, 10:48:53 pm »
.....WHAT!?

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Re: Is there anybody that the WBC likes?.....
« Reply #17 on: September 09, 2015, 10:53:31 pm »
They cited a book called Nathum.

...Ultie, help me out here. Is that a real book, or are they pulling a Carrie's Mother and making up their own gospel as they go along?
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Re: Is there anybody that the WBC likes?.....
« Reply #18 on: September 10, 2015, 02:00:22 am »
...Please be a parody...
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
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Re: Is there anybody that the WBC likes?.....
« Reply #19 on: September 10, 2015, 02:42:50 am »
I'm quite certain that Empire News is a parody. Their front page currently features such believable articles as "Internal Sony Documents Reveal That Playstation Controllers are Made of Dog Noses" and "Donald Trump Flip-Flops Stance, Says He Will ‘Open US Borders 100%’ If Elected".

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Re: Is there anybody that the WBC likes?.....
« Reply #20 on: September 12, 2015, 10:30:42 pm »
I'm quite certain that Empire News is a parody. Their front page currently features such believable articles as "Internal Sony Documents Reveal That Playstation Controllers are Made of Dog Noses" and "Donald Trump Flip-Flops Stance, Says He Will ‘Open US Borders 100%’ If Elected".

Phew. I'm sure Jesus was shaking in his boots, unsure of his father really loved him or not.

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Re: Is there anybody that the WBC likes?.....
« Reply #21 on: September 14, 2015, 11:56:09 am »
A parody site! Those things can be sneaky.

I would be simultaneously surprised yet not-surprised if they said they hated Jesus.