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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #1785 on: October 10, 2017, 11:04:57 pm »
Even if they do sell aborted carcasses. So what? Is that so much worse than simply throwing them into an incinerator?

No, they should be buried with full military honours like the brave soldiers they would undoubtedly have been.

At the sole expense of the mother, of course.
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« Reply #1786 on: October 11, 2017, 12:57:21 am »
Even if they do sell aborted carcasses. So what? Is that so much worse than simply throwing them into an incinerator?

That would represent a conflict of interest. If the hospital makes money selling aborted carcasses, then they'll encourage mothers to abort, or even just perform then without asking and lie and say it was a miscarriage.

The world is a dark and lonely place, and it is literally impossible to be too paranoid. No matter how evil you imagine people to be, they are worse.

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« Reply #1787 on: October 11, 2017, 01:47:00 am »
Even if they do sell aborted carcasses. So what? Is that so much worse than simply throwing them into an incinerator?

That would represent a conflict of interest. If the hospital makes money selling aborted carcasses, then they'll encourage mothers to abort, or even just perform then without asking and lie and say it was a miscarriage.

The world is a dark and lonely place, and it is literally impossible to be too paranoid. No matter how evil you imagine people to be, they are worse.

Side note to that: I wouldn't want any of them thrown into an incinerator. I'd want them buried near the roots of trees or under gardens so they can fertilize the planet's flora as they decompose.
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Being required by someone else’s religious beliefs to behave contrary to one’s sexual identity is degrading and disrespectful.

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« Reply #1788 on: October 11, 2017, 02:49:26 am »
Even if they do sell aborted carcasses. So what? Is that so much worse than simply throwing them into an incinerator?

That would represent a conflict of interest. If the hospital makes money selling aborted carcasses, then they'll encourage mothers to abort, or even just perform then without asking and lie and say it was a miscarriage.

The world is a dark and lonely place, and it is literally impossible to be too paranoid. No matter how evil you imagine people to be, they are worse.

Side note to that: I wouldn't want any of them thrown into an incinerator. I'd want them buried near the roots of trees or under gardens so they can fertilize the planet's flora as they decompose.

I'm pretty sure burying medical waste (especially in someone's garden) is fifty shades of illegal.

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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #1789 on: October 11, 2017, 03:17:32 am »
Even if they do sell aborted carcasses. So what? Is that so much worse than simply throwing them into an incinerator?

That would represent a conflict of interest. If the hospital makes money selling aborted carcasses, then they'll encourage mothers to abort, or even just perform then without asking and lie and say it was a miscarriage.

The world is a dark and lonely place, and it is literally impossible to be too paranoid. No matter how evil you imagine people to be, they are worse.

Side note to that: I wouldn't want any of them thrown into an incinerator. I'd want them buried near the roots of trees or under gardens so they can fertilize the planet's flora as they decompose.

I'm pretty sure burying medical waste (especially in someone's garden) is fifty shades of illegal.

In some US states, it's mandatory.

(But really, I don't like cremation, because it means that all that matter isn't going back to help keep the biosphere ticking along.)
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Being required by someone else’s religious beliefs to behave contrary to one’s sexual identity is degrading and disrespectful.

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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #1790 on: October 11, 2017, 09:29:26 am »
People tend to also be quite oddly attached to cadavers.
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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #1791 on: October 11, 2017, 04:04:13 pm »
Anyone catch the Diss Track Eminem threw down on Trump?

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« Reply #1792 on: October 11, 2017, 06:31:34 pm »
It was pretty good. Haven't seen Trump's reaction, though.
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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #1793 on: October 11, 2017, 09:31:28 pm »
Eminem / Ice-T 2020!
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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #1794 on: October 11, 2017, 09:47:47 pm »
Eminem / Ice-T 2020!

Oh please God fuck no.
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It doesn't concern you, Sister, that kind of absolutist view of the universe? Right and wrong determined solely by a single all-knowing, all powerful being whose judgment cannot be questioned and in whose name the most horrendous acts can be sanctioned without appeal?

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Being required by someone else’s religious beliefs to behave contrary to one’s sexual identity is degrading and disrespectful.

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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #1795 on: October 12, 2017, 12:44:31 am »
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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #1796 on: October 12, 2017, 01:02:16 am »
Chris Evans/Don Cheadle 2020. If Captain America and War Machine can't fix things, no one can.
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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #1797 on: October 12, 2017, 02:32:01 am »
Chris Evans/Don Cheadle 2020. If Captain America and War Machine can't fix things, no one can.
I hereby nominate Robert Downey Jr. for Treasury Secretary.
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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #1798 on: October 12, 2017, 02:41:14 am »
Surely Robert Downey Jr should be Director of National Drug Control Policy

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Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Reply #1799 on: October 12, 2017, 06:54:30 am »
Haven't you heard taht Ron Perlman is running in 2020?

There is a non-zero chance that he could make a "war never changes" reference is his inauguration speech if Trump has nuked a neighbouring country by then.
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