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Re: Turn to God before it is too late
« Reply #120 on: December 08, 2012, 08:11:03 am »
Wasn't lighthorseman that guy who had a meltdown whenever we discussed women in military?
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Re: Turn to God before it is too late
« Reply #121 on: December 08, 2012, 09:22:20 am »
Wasn't lighthorseman that guy who had a meltdown whenever we discussed women in military?

Indeed. Amongst other hot topic issues.

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Re: Turn to God before it is too late
« Reply #122 on: December 08, 2012, 11:44:26 am »
Also faked his death on here. That was nice.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Turn to God before it is too late
« Reply #123 on: December 08, 2012, 08:29:56 pm »
Also faked his death on here. That was nice.

Didn't he end up claiming that someone hacked his internet for no reason and went around posting stories about his suicide on forums he frequented?

Or was this a different incident?
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Re: Turn to God before it is too late
« Reply #124 on: December 08, 2012, 08:31:36 pm »
That was him.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Turn to God before it is too late
« Reply #125 on: December 08, 2012, 09:14:38 pm »
What city does the OP live in where there are gay people fucking in the street?






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Re: Turn to God before it is too late
« Reply #126 on: December 08, 2012, 09:15:53 pm »
What city does the OP live in where there are gay people fucking in the street?






I want to move there.

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Re: Turn to God before it is too late
« Reply #127 on: December 08, 2012, 10:07:29 pm »
That was a typo.  It was supposed to say on the street.  That is, in other houses on his street.  He knows because he's been secretly taping them.  Y'know, for research.  Into sin.  All that sinnin'.
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Re: Turn to God before it is too late
« Reply #128 on: December 08, 2012, 10:11:14 pm »
Sin, its the hottest thing next to perdition!
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Re: Turn to God before it is too late
« Reply #129 on: December 08, 2012, 10:24:05 pm »
That was a typo.  It was supposed to say on the street.  That is, in other houses on his street.  He knows because he's been secretly taping them.  Y'know, for research.  Into sin.  All that sinnin'.

Perhaps he thinks all gay people act like they're in a porno.
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Re: Turn to God before it is too late
« Reply #130 on: December 08, 2012, 11:27:38 pm »
That was a typo.  It was supposed to say on the street.  That is, in other houses on his street.  He knows because he's been secretly taping them.  Y'know, for research.  Into sin.  All that sinnin'.

Perhaps he thinks all gay people act like they're in a porno.
Perhaps he has never seen or been near a homosexual person once in his life, like a majority of Christians who are disillusioned by homophobia.

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Re: Turn to God before it is too late
« Reply #131 on: December 13, 2012, 12:34:25 am »

Perhaps he thinks all gay people act like they're in a porno.

They don't? I thought it was all about the clubs and sex and catty remarks and fruity drinks. It was a big factor for me in my choice to be straight. I just don't have the energy to be gay.
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Re: Turn to God before it is too late
« Reply #132 on: December 13, 2012, 12:40:59 am »
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So...yeah, that just happened.

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Re: Turn to God before it is too late
« Reply #133 on: December 13, 2012, 12:41:26 am »
What city does the OP live in where there are gay people fucking in the street?






I want to move there.
Oddly enough it's Mobile, Alabama. Weird.

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Re: Turn to God before it is too late
« Reply #134 on: December 13, 2012, 12:47:25 am »
Some of the pics Mabus would post could give small children fucking nightmares.  Carico was...interesting.  The loveshy dudes were bloody hilarious.  Though, I think the one I'll miss the most is nautical999, the one that tried to exorcise various members via the internet or some shit.  That guy was fucking golden.
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