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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #4050 on: December 20, 2013, 09:42:01 pm »
Yeah, that one with Obama in the wolf suit I had to look hard to even tell that was supposed to be his face and not just a wolf that had an ugly rubber chicken or something in its jaws.
He was saying he thinks Obama if a furry.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #4051 on: December 21, 2013, 12:08:24 am »


What the hell is wrong with that?


Love the "Libttards's" expression, he's like "Wut dufuq man?"


Suppose to be a millennial or something. LOL sorry we offend you with are "Deveoping cooler shit than your generation did".


My G-d YES

It reads "Please rub your fingerprints on this as much as possible, also, we'll be in hiding for reason"


I have the Homophobe version, it goes "GOD HATES FAGS" instead (comes with a guide for finding nearest soldiers funerals to!)




said no younge child ever.


I also have a moustache and once peed on a man named "John".



A breif history of the strawman.


LOL how do i science?


"The Jewish spy satellites in my teeth are the biggest threat"


BLARGNARBYOUNGLINSARGLEBLARGLEBLARGLE!


Irony


Not the writing, the cartoon we're in.


<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n5E7feJHw0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n5E7feJHw0</a>


<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n5E7feJHw0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n5E7feJHw0</a>



That's so offensive!
Cobra's are a diverse an interesting species that help control harmful rat and mouse population thus saving millions from variouse feces and tick borne diseases!
Also it's racist as fuck.


Naw, it's just inbreds white guys like you fucked it up for us.


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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #4052 on: December 21, 2013, 12:35:41 am »
...  That last one...  what the hell is Charlie Brown doing there?

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #4053 on: December 21, 2013, 12:57:32 am »
...  That last one...  what the hell is Charlie Brown doing there?
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t348e24vDyA" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t348e24vDyA</a>

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #4054 on: December 21, 2013, 12:59:02 am »
Don't feel like making a new topic, so I'll post a conversation I had with with Conservatoons on DeviantArt.

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Me: So what's your opinion on Edward Snowden?

Conservatoons: Very low.  He did not go thru proper channels.  He went to foreign press and seeks asylum in enemy states.

Me: Do you think he has any information that would be severely detrimental to the Obama administration?

Conservatoons: Doesn't matter.  Media have lied for him from the beginning.  They will continue to do so because his socialist policies are in line w/ the medias desire to turn us into a gender neutral, socialist utopia managed by our betters.   Also to expose him would be to admit they too lied or that they are dupes.    If Snowden pulled this stunt w/ a Repub in office it would be the ongoing daily crisis and embarrassment - which it is.  Not to mention dangerous and a terrible precedent.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #4055 on: December 21, 2013, 01:09:11 am »
...  That last one...  what the hell is Charlie Brown doing there?
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t348e24vDyA" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t348e24vDyA</a>

Fair 'nuff.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #4056 on: December 21, 2013, 10:17:54 am »
Stalin didn't ban guns

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #4057 on: December 21, 2013, 10:31:00 am »



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I wonder if they include abortion in the whole "making up their own minds" thing.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #4058 on: December 21, 2013, 10:56:41 am »
...  That last one...  what the hell is Charlie Brown doing there?

I guess it's a reference to A Charlie Brown Christmas and the cartoonist is implying that Charlie Brown...and by extension...all things "True Christmas", would be mortified...or something. Charlie being there still seems rather non sequitur, though.

However, the late, great Charles Schulz would be mortified to see Ol' Chuck in some crappy far-right toon. Though a spiritual man with a respect for Jesus and The Bible, Schulz eventually grew deeply disenchanted with the organized church and identified as a "Humanist" later in life.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #4061 on: December 21, 2013, 06:55:33 pm »



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I wonder if they include abortion in the whole "making up their own minds" thing.

As we well know from neocon science, the female reproductive organs have their own mind, separate from the main one located in the skull, and the aforementioned "vagina mind" clamours for reproduction constantly.  To abort is to impose the will of the upper mind on the lower, and we can't have that.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #4062 on: December 21, 2013, 07:09:34 pm »

If you don't join the army then you have are a failure and you should kill yourself.




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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #4063 on: December 21, 2013, 07:15:37 pm »
That last one deserves the "Shiny Fucking Mirror" award.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #4064 on: December 21, 2013, 09:04:35 pm »

If you don't join the army then you have are a failure and you should kill yourself.

....and you apparently morph into Grandma.

And why is there a store dedicated to nothing but oranges?