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Re: Over 30 states wanting to secede!!!!!!!!!!!omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
« Reply #30 on: November 14, 2012, 06:45:44 am »
More like messy, delicious schadenfreude sex...

Fixed that for you.

I'm not sure if forcing them into a naked human pyramid is really sex. It is indeed both messy and delicious shadenfreude, but technically not sex.

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« Reply #31 on: November 14, 2012, 04:13:26 pm »
My state, Florida, is one of the states now.  At least the governors are, even the GOP ones, are ignoring the petitions.
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Re: Over 30 states wanting to secede!!!!!!!!!!!omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
« Reply #32 on: November 14, 2012, 04:21:55 pm »
Of course they are.  Not ignoring the petitions signed by only the most radical of the radical fringe would be political suicide.  All the other guy would ever have to say is, "My opponent hates America and democracy so much that he expressed a willingness to secede after the candidate that he supported was defeated in a fair election."
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Re: Over 30 states wanting to secede!!!!!!!!!!!omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
« Reply #33 on: November 14, 2012, 04:25:12 pm »
Not to mention I'm pretty sure the politicians themselves are happy being a part of the US. Regardless of who is running the show in D.C.

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« Reply #34 on: November 14, 2012, 04:27:10 pm »
True, but if this movement was strong enough to produce viable political support, there would be some mainstream candidates who would jump on it out of political opportunism, regardless of their own views.

Wow I'm cynical.
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« Reply #35 on: November 14, 2012, 04:42:16 pm »
True, but if this movement was strong enough to produce viable political support, there would be some mainstream candidates who would jump on it out of political opportunism, regardless of their own views.

Wow I'm cynical.
I could totally see this happening.
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Re: Over 30 states wanting to secede!!!!!!!!!!!omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
« Reply #36 on: November 14, 2012, 05:17:10 pm »
Scratch that, make it all 50.

On the asshole scale the situation has now reached Critical Ass.

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« Reply #37 on: November 14, 2012, 05:24:53 pm »
Balkanization FTW.


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« Reply #38 on: November 14, 2012, 05:37:12 pm »
Quick! Everyone sign the 'Deport Everyone That Signed A Petition To Withdraw Their State From The United States Of America.' petition!



If i get deported cause i signed that stupid Texas petition as a joke I'm sneaking back into this country and kicking the petition makers ass.

Do you live in Texas? The petition said "their" state  8)
I'd be more sympathetic if people here didn't act like they knew what they were saying when they were saying something very much wrong.

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Re: Over 30 states wanting to secede!!!!!!!!!!!omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
« Reply #39 on: November 14, 2012, 05:38:18 pm »
Here's an idea, let's give these idiots some land, fund their moving expenses, and be done with the whine babies.

True, but if this movement was strong enough to produce viable political support, there would be some mainstream candidates who would jump on it out of political opportunism, regardless of their own views.

Wow I'm cynical.
I could totally see this happening.
Of course, anything's possible with the crazy known as the tea party.
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Re: Over 30 states wanting to secede!!!!!!!!!!!omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
« Reply #40 on: November 14, 2012, 08:19:11 pm »
Scratch that, make it all 50.

On the asshole scale the situation has now reached Critical Ass.
I'm giving this a week, maybe 2 weeks left for the mainstream media to actually give a shit. I really can't wait for this to just end, because everyone I know is freaking the FUCK out.

But they're also the same people who think that there is a large chance of a revolution against the government, so I get to hear their delusion that enough Americans both want to and have the ability to overthrow the current government on an almost daily basis. And when I point out how unrealistic this prediction is, I get ignored because I'm just "too opinionated".

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Re: Over 30 states wanting to secede!!!!!!!!!!!omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
« Reply #44 on: November 15, 2012, 05:39:51 am »
...I don't understand why we had to be informed of that.

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