Video Game Thread 2.0

[Katsuro]

Best part? If the Xbox One was the XbOne, then this is the XbOX. They were attempting to be clever.

Huh, don't know how I didn't see that.

But imo that's even worse, coz the Xbox One was already a confusing enough name now they've made it even worse, on purpose.

[Askold]

...And in the next episode of "boohoohoo why are you cucks so mean to honest hardworking Christian Americans?" People are complaining that the KKK are one of the villains in the next Wolfenstein game.

[Cloud3514]

Best part? If the Xbox One was the XbOne, then this is the XbOX. They were attempting to be clever.

Huh, don't know how I didn't see that.

But imo that's even worse, coz the Xbox One was already a confusing enough name now they've made it even worse, on purpose.

Nah, they're just taking a page from Apple's book. You know, with the amazingly helpfully named iPad. No, not the original. Not in general. I mean the newest model. That is just called iPad.

[niam2023]

I'd really love for us to be able to kill the Alt-Right in a similar video game.

Like, one of them shouts "YOU'RE DEAD CUC---" And then the protagonist basically shoots Alt-Right guy's head with something that makes it explode.

One of the missions would let you interrogate a "version" of Milo including by repeatedly kicking his groin until he gives up the info you need from him. Then you get an optional mission to kill him anyway because he really is that insufferable.

[RavynousHunter]

...And in the next episode of "boohoohoo why are you cucks so mean to honest hardworking Christian Americans?" People are complaining that the KKK are one of the villains in the next Wolfenstein game.

I so called BJ being alive.  Nothing can stop that man.  Plus, we might get to see Billy Blaze's (aka Commander Keen) dad be born into the world, thus keeping the line alive all the way to Doomslayer.

[Askold]

...But the Doomslayer is from a different dimension.

Also:
https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/the-alt-right-thinks-wolfenstein-the-new-colossus-is-racist-to-white-people

Sooo much whining and projection. Did you know that "white people are literally demonized in America?" I doesn't seem like that from the outside but I suppose the person who chose the username "wookie on crack" knows better than I do.

[ironbite]

The Doomslayer is a force of nature.

Also Nintendo won e3 again.

Ironbite-hands down I will drop a colony on your head if you disagree.

[RavynousHunter]

Nintendo hasn't been good since the GameCube.

[ironbite]

We live in the same area.  I will find you and I will kill you.

[RavynousHunter]

Bring it, raptor.  Nintendo has barely made any new IPs and all their consoles after the GameCube have been gimmicky bullshit.

[Svata]

But... New Metroid! and remake of Metroid 2!

[RavynousHunter]

Eeh.  If they don't fuck it up like they did Other M, I'll give them a point.  They're still deep into the negatives for their constant use of contrived scarcity and complete inability to realize that internet reviews are a thing and that fucking with people that do them only ends up making you look like a complete imbecile who can't get the fuck on with the times.

[Art Vandelay]

Don't forget the fucking joke that is the e-shop, where they've yet to figure out something as simple as user accounts.

[RavynousHunter]

To be fair, I know little about those details, as I refuse to buy a Nintendo toy-box.  It'd almost be as immoral as buying an Apple product.

[Svata]

Nintendo makes good stuff still. The consoles are gimmicky, but the games are solid as hell.