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More Trump-tardedness
« on: October 22, 2012, 04:02:23 pm »
Does this guy ever fuck off...I just answered my own question.  Anyone care to guess what he probably doesn't have. 

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In traditional Trump style, he used the term "very big" or some variation no fewer than five times in the minute-long segment.

"I have something very, very big concerning the president of the United States," Trump said. "It's very big, bigger than anybody would know."

Anchor Steve Doocy excitingly begged for a hint, but Trump refused to placate, saying he would release the news Wednesday. Trump added, "I know you will cover it in a very big fashion."
 
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-34222_162-57537519/trump-i-have-very-big-news-on-obama/

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Re: More Trump-tardedness
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2012, 04:13:52 pm »
If any of the past "very big" scoops on Obama are anything to go by, he's got nothing incriminating or secret. Or anything at all. Trump is a whore.
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Re: More Trump-tardedness
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2012, 04:22:49 pm »
Only very big thing Trump's got is his ass.
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Re: More Trump-tardedness
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2012, 04:28:14 pm »
For the last time Trump, Obama's birth certificate isn't fake.
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Re: More Trump-tardedness
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2012, 05:05:37 pm »
This is where Trump reveals Obama was the second gunman on the grassy knoll. Despite only having been two years old at the time.

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Re: More Trump-tardedness
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2012, 05:34:54 pm »
He has footage of Obama scratching his balls in public. Clearly he is unfit to rule.

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Re: More Trump-tardedness
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2012, 05:42:15 pm »
I wonder what the big secret is? is Obama a simulacrum? a Time Lord? could Obama really be an undercover Muslim? can't wait to find out!

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Re: More Trump-tardedness
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2012, 07:09:35 pm »
Donald Trump is an actor set up by the conspiracy-controlled media in order to present birther arguments to the public in a way that makes birthers look bad, so that all the birthers with real reasons aren't taken seriously. /my dad
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Re: More Trump-tardedness
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2012, 07:19:58 pm »
I've gotta say, for all the crazy the right hurls at Obama, very little of it actually sticks.

Reverend Wright, the "phony" birth certificate (including the long form), accusations of being unpatriotic (flag pin fiasco), the secret Muslim slur, his "infamous" 2007 race speech, claims that his wife hates white people, the New Black Panther "controversy", the teaching Sex Ed. to kindergarteners myth, rumors about his various Czars, accusations of socialist/Communist/Marxist sympathies. They've done it all, and he's weathered it.

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Re: More Trump-tardedness
« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2012, 07:53:23 pm »
The right-wing has been trying to find incriminating dirt on Obama for 5 years. Everything they could possibly bring against him is out in the open already. What could they possibly find at this point that everybody doesn't already know?

He has had his entire life under a microscope for years now. There is nothing left to find.

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Re: More Trump-tardedness
« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2012, 08:02:33 pm »
Only very big thing Trump's got is his ass.

Are you kidding?  His ego dwarfs his ass.
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Re: More Trump-tardedness
« Reply #11 on: October 22, 2012, 08:13:32 pm »
Only very big thing Trump's got is his ass.

Are you kidding?  His ego dwarfs his ass.

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Re: More Trump-tardedness
« Reply #12 on: October 22, 2012, 09:23:21 pm »
The right wing is employing one of the dirtier "legitimate" tactics out there...

Coming out with a scandal right before voting day so as the other side can't make damage control.

Not that the left hasn't done this, intentionally or otherwise.
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Re: More Trump-tardedness
« Reply #13 on: October 22, 2012, 10:07:56 pm »
Does anyone take Donald Trump seriously, anymore?
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Re: More Trump-tardedness
« Reply #14 on: October 22, 2012, 10:12:44 pm »
Does anyone take Donald Trump seriously, anymore?

Yes, unfortunately.
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