Just to prove my thing earlier about God and Satan.
Job 1:6-12 6Now there was a day when the sons of God came to present themselves before the LORD, and Satan also came among them.
7And the LORD said unto Satan, "From whence comest thou?" Then Satan answered the LORD and said, "From going to and fro on the earth, and from walking up and down upon it."
8And the LORD said unto Satan, "Hast thou considered My servant Job, that there is none like him on the earth, a perfect and an upright man, one who feareth God and escheweth evil?"
9Then Satan answered the LORD and said, "Doth Job fear God for nought?
10Hast not Thou made a hedge about him and about his house, and about all that he hath on every side? Thou hast blessed the work of his hands, and his substance hath increased in the land.
11But put forth Thine hand now and touch all that he hath, and he will curse Thee to Thy face!"
12And the LORD said unto Satan, "Behold, all that he hath is in thy power; only upon himself put not forth thine hand." So Satan went forth from the presence of the LORD.
God: Where have you been?
Satan: Around
God: Did you notice Job? Isn't he awesome?
Satan: Pshh, of course you'd think so. You spoil him. Take away his toys and he'd yell at you.
God: Fine. Let's test that theory.
Huh, while also proving God of the OT is a total dick. Bonus.