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Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
« Reply #15 on: July 02, 2013, 01:07:03 pm »
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Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
« Reply #16 on: July 02, 2013, 01:14:36 pm »
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Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
« Reply #17 on: July 02, 2013, 03:30:13 pm »
Teddy...who?  (Once again displaying my astounding ignorance of children's TV and related things.)
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Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
« Reply #18 on: July 02, 2013, 05:09:48 pm »
Probably before your time, young'un.  *Pats*

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Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
« Reply #19 on: July 02, 2013, 05:14:58 pm »
Why is this in preaching and worship?

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Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
« Reply #20 on: July 02, 2013, 05:34:56 pm »
Probably before your time, young'un.  *Pats*

Sleepy's younger than I am, and she's apparently seen it...
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Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
« Reply #21 on: July 02, 2013, 05:37:16 pm »
Oh... well then... *Shrugs*  Along with the stuffed animal, there were books, a live-action TV show and a cartoon.  It was just a bear that went on these adventures finding friends and thwarting meanies along the way.  Typical kid's stuff.
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Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
« Reply #22 on: July 02, 2013, 06:09:17 pm »
Why is this in preaching and worship?

Probably because Toke Jopic.
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Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
« Reply #23 on: July 02, 2013, 06:15:27 pm »
Ah, I thought I missed some reference to demonic possession.

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Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
« Reply #24 on: July 02, 2013, 07:13:27 pm »
Ah, I thought I missed some reference to demonic possession.

Hello, friends. As you may know, There is a talking teddy bear called Teddy Ruxpin. What you didn't know is....HE'S POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL.

Such as that one?
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Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
« Reply #25 on: July 02, 2013, 07:17:19 pm »
That would be the one.

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Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
« Reply #26 on: July 03, 2013, 12:22:28 am »
Probably before your time, young'un.  *Pats*

Sleepy's younger than I am, and she's apparently seen it...

Sleepy's human form is younger than you. The real sleepy has always existed and will continue to exist long after our time. Sleepy's awesome trandscends all and can not be confined to a human existance or finite limit of time...

Never heard of Ruxpin... nor caught onto where rule 34 came into this thread... but my work here is done.

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Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
« Reply #27 on: July 03, 2013, 07:04:00 am »
Probably before your time, young'un.  *Pats*

Sleepy's younger than I am, and she's apparently seen it...

Sleepy's human form is younger than you. The real sleepy has always existed and will continue to exist long after our time. Sleepy's awesome trandscends all and can not be confined to a human existance or finite limit of time...

Geeze, I wasn't ready to reveal that yet.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
« Reply #28 on: July 03, 2013, 10:00:11 am »
Well...I'll make up a nickname for you.
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Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
« Reply #29 on: July 10, 2013, 10:36:48 pm »
Theres not too shabby porn of ruxpin out there

Oh yeah, I remember finding that when I was ten...

You're 29. Rounding up to 30, you were 10 in 1993.

....goddamn, that porn turned up fast. That's pre-internet!
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