Author Topic: Tampons no, guns yes at anti-abortion bill proceedings  (Read 4747 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Shane for Wax

  • Official Mosin Nagant Fanboy, Crazy, and Lord of Androgynes
  • Kakarot
  • ******
  • Posts: I am a geek!!
  • Gender: Male
  • Twin to shy, lover of weapons, pagan, wolf-brother
    • Game Podunk
Tampons no, guns yes at anti-abortion bill proceedings
« on: July 12, 2013, 06:26:41 pm »
Quote
State troopers are confiscating tampons, maxi pads and other potential projectiles from those who are entering the Texas capitol to watch the debate and vote on a controversial anti-abortion bill. Guns, however, which are typically permitted in the state capitol, are still being allowed.

I wish I made it up.

They however, have stopped so... yay? Still, it shouldn't be forgotten.

&
"The human race. Greatest monsters of them all."
"Ke barjurir gar'ade, jagyc'ade kot'la a dalyc'ade kotla'shya."
Fucking Dalek twats I’m going to twat you over the head with my fucking TARDIS you fucking fucks!

Offline ironbite

  • Overlord of all that is good in Iacon City
  • Kakarot
  • ******
  • Posts: 10686
  • Gender: Male
  • Stuck in the middle with you.
Re: Tampons no, guns yes at anti-abortion bill proceedings
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2013, 06:33:53 pm »
THEY'RE ALLOWING GUNS INTO THE STATE CAPITOL!  WHICH ARE PROJECTILES!  I CAN'T YELL LOUD ENOUGH OVER THE STUPID!

Offline mythbuster43

  • Pope
  • ****
  • Posts: 467
  • Gender: Male
    • Northwest View
Re: Tampons no, guns yes at anti-abortion bill proceedings
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2013, 06:39:01 pm »
A part of me is still foolish enough to hope that this is just some rumor.

Seriously Texas, just give the rest of the world yet another reason to laugh at you.

Offline Damen

  • That's COMMODORE SPLATMASTER Damen, Briber of Mods
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 1800
  • Gender: Male
  • The Dark Sex God
    • John Damen's Photography
Re: Tampons no, guns yes at anti-abortion bill proceedings
« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2013, 06:46:27 pm »
THEY'RE ALLOWING GUNS INTO THE STATE CAPITOL!  WHICH ARE PROJECTILES!  I CAN'T YELL LOUD ENOUGH OVER THE STUPID!

No, see, bullets are projectiles. They're banning potential projectiles. This makes perfect sense...

...somewhere humans haven't discovered yet.
"Fear my .45"

"If the liberties of the American people are ever destroyed, they will fall by the hands of the clergy" ~ Marquis De Lafayette

'Till Next Time,
~John Damen

Offline Her3tiK

  • Suffers in Sanity
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 1940
  • Gender: Male
  • Learn to Swim
    • HeretiK Productions
Re: Tampons no, guns yes at anti-abortion bill proceedings
« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2013, 06:55:26 pm »
My head hurts. This just too stupid.
Her3tik, you have groupies.
Ego: +5

There are a number of ways, though my favourite is simply to take them by surprise. They're just walking down the street, minding their own business when suddenly, WHACK! Penis to the face.

Offline PosthumanHeresy

  • Directing Scenes for Celebritarian Needs
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 2626
  • Gender: Male
  • Whatever doesn't kill you is gonna leave a scar
Re: Tampons no, guns yes at anti-abortion bill proceedings
« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2013, 08:10:04 pm »
Okay, when are they going to make the "No cooties" rule? You know it's coming.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

Offline The Illusive Man

  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 869
  • Gender: Male
  • Saw the ME3 endings, got turned into a husk. :(-
Re: Tampons no, guns yes at anti-abortion bill proceedings
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2013, 09:36:02 pm »
So when someone has a hole blasted into them what will be used to plug the wound? After removing the bullet of course.
Despite knowing about indoctrination I thought it was a good idea to put a human Reaper near my office. Now I am a sentient husk :(.

*RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR* *SCREECH* *smokes*


Offline Alehksunos

  • Transvestite Boo-kin
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 1456
  • Gender: Male
  • Gay Witch for Abortion
Re: Tampons no, guns yes at anti-abortion bill proceedings
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2013, 11:17:44 pm »
...And then Senator Kirk Watson asked the DPS to stop confiscating the "offending" items. They did.

Offline Commissar Kaz

  • Tzeentchian Cultist
  • Bishop
  • ***
  • Posts: 147
  • Gender: Male
  • Just as planned!
Re: Tampons no, guns yes at anti-abortion bill proceedings
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2013, 11:24:06 pm »
Maybe they were afraid women would start launching them out of their vaginas with lethal force.

Offline Radiation

  • ILLUMINATI...ASSEMBLE!
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 1289
  • Gender: Female
  • Just Radiation, I am so uncreative
Re: Tampons no, guns yes at anti-abortion bill proceedings
« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2013, 11:24:45 pm »
Apparently you can be killed by cotton women's' hygiene products. They must be more dangerous than pieces of metal shooting through the air at 80 mph (or whatever)

That's what I take from Texas' form of logic.
Quote
"Radiation, were beauty measured by the soul instead of the body, you would be legendary on the status of Helen of Troy. Be strong." -The Sandman

Offline The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist

  • The Very Punny Punisher and Owner of the Most Glorious Chest
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 4316
  • Gender: Female
  • And I fired two warning shots... into his head.
    • Tumblr Image Blog
Re: Tampons no, guns yes at anti-abortion bill proceedings
« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2013, 11:28:33 pm »
Maybe they were afraid women would start launching them out of their vaginas with lethal force.

Thank you for that image.
"Je me presse de rire de tout, de peur d'être obligé d'en pleurer."

My Blog (Sometimes NSFW)

Offline Commissar Kaz

  • Tzeentchian Cultist
  • Bishop
  • ***
  • Posts: 147
  • Gender: Male
  • Just as planned!
Re: Tampons no, guns yes at anti-abortion bill proceedings
« Reply #11 on: July 12, 2013, 11:31:57 pm »
Maybe they were afraid women would start launching them out of their vaginas with lethal force.

Thank you for that image.

You're welcome  ;D

But as we all know, THE 2ND AMMENDMENT GIVES US THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS, NOT THE RIGHT TO BEAR TAMPONS! YAAAAAAAAAAAA

Offline mellenORL

  • Pedal Pushing Puppy Peon
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 3876
  • Gender: Female
Re: Tampons no, guns yes at anti-abortion bill proceedings
« Reply #12 on: July 12, 2013, 11:34:02 pm »
See, I woulda been toting a case of disposable douche bottles.
Quote from: Ultimate Chatbot That Totally Passes The Turing Test
I sympathize completely. However, to use against us. Let me ask you a troll. On the one who pulled it. But here's the question: where do I think it might as well have stepped out of all people would cling to a layman.

Offline The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist

  • The Very Punny Punisher and Owner of the Most Glorious Chest
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 4316
  • Gender: Female
  • And I fired two warning shots... into his head.
    • Tumblr Image Blog
Re: Tampons no, guns yes at anti-abortion bill proceedings
« Reply #13 on: July 12, 2013, 11:40:19 pm »
They certainly have no problem allowing douche bags into the capitol.
"Je me presse de rire de tout, de peur d'être obligé d'en pleurer."

My Blog (Sometimes NSFW)

Offline Sigmaleph

  • Ungodlike
  • Administrator
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 3615
    • sigmaleph on tumblr
Re: Tampons no, guns yes at anti-abortion bill proceedings
« Reply #14 on: July 12, 2013, 11:46:54 pm »
...

...

...

Sorry, there aren't enough ellipses to convey the sheer what-the-fuckness of this, but I can certainly try.
Σא