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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #315 on: November 28, 2015, 05:11:15 am »
Would you like to stroke my man shaft as I penetrate your anus and graze subtly and sexually upon your neck until you subdue to my romantic efforts, sir?

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #316 on: November 28, 2015, 05:45:27 am »
How can you even stroke a dick while it's fucking you in the ass?

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #317 on: November 28, 2015, 05:48:34 am »
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #318 on: November 28, 2015, 04:15:02 pm »
If it’s a legitimate branch of study we might append an 'ology’, as we do for zoos, bisexuals, and tops.
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« Reply #319 on: November 29, 2015, 10:38:50 am »
If Lovecraft taught me anything it's that Lovecraftian demons are nothing but breasts.

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« Reply #320 on: November 29, 2015, 12:02:20 pm »
And of course, needless to say, the watermelon had a pretty bad time.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #321 on: November 29, 2015, 07:05:42 pm »
I do not know why the overlord dragon has a retail store other than the fact he likes boasting about how low the prices are.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #322 on: November 29, 2015, 10:44:11 pm »
WORMS NEVER FORGET, MOTHERFUCKER!
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #323 on: November 29, 2015, 10:48:34 pm »
What an excellent Discourse, words are meaningless and I'm ready to die.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #324 on: November 30, 2015, 02:25:38 am »
"Sorry, I asked for, and I quote, 'a reliable, respectable, verifiable source,' to back you up. WND falls short on all three counts. Please try again."


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« Reply #325 on: November 30, 2015, 07:36:24 am »
"yup, this is the responsibility of every single black person in the USA who doesn't want to be systemically racismed".
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #326 on: November 30, 2015, 09:01:53 am »
Racismed is a verb now.

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #327 on: December 19, 2015, 10:23:20 pm »
All furries like inflation!

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #328 on: December 19, 2015, 10:25:31 pm »
also the videos on youtube always have pictures of anime girls. the anime girls are very important.

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #329 on: December 19, 2015, 10:42:59 pm »
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that, and i was in a mediterranean oak wearing only my nipple piercing and silk boxers.
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