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Offline MadmanJohnson

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Re: Teenage Exorcists
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2013, 06:38:00 pm »
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Re: Teenage Exorcists
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2013, 07:59:20 pm »
You know, times like this are one of the very few I wish they were right. If I could cure my depression with words, fuckin' a', of course I would!
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Re: Teenage Exorcists
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2013, 09:09:44 pm »
You know, times like this are one of the very few I wish they were right. If I could cure my depression with words, fuckin' a', of course I would!

i'm living proof you can keep chronic depression at bay through sheer willpower (with a psychiatrist's approval and checks, no less), but i too wish for that, it's tough trucking on, but i really hate medication.
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Re: Teenage Exorcists
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2013, 10:09:53 pm »
You can if the specific form your depression takes allows it.  Some people require medication.  Some people can't even with medication.
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Re: Teenage Exorcists
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2013, 10:26:18 pm »
You can if the specific form your depression takes allows it.  Some people require medication.  Some people can't even with medication.

And that's when you whip out the more questionable medical techniques like modern electro-shock therapy. They've changed the name I think, to get rid of the associations, but it's the same thing. There's also medicinal methamphetamine (produced by a Dutch pharmaceutical company if I remember right.) which I think is used for hard to cure depression and ADHD. If you go south of the border you can still find a hand full of people still willing to perform lobotomies and trepanning.
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Re: Teenage Exorcists
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2013, 10:46:50 pm »
Even as a Christian I rolled my eyes at exorcists.

Nowadays, I just hate them for their egocentric view on religion.
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Re: Teenage Exorcists
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2013, 12:57:16 am »
You can if the specific form your depression takes allows it.  Some people require medication.  Some people can't even with medication.
Yeah, I'm unmedicated, but I meant more along the lines of one afternoon, saying a bunch of words, and presto, you're no longer depressed.
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Re: Teenage Exorcists
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2013, 01:03:24 am »
What is this sorcery?

Let me be your apprentice.

Then I can flood your house.

Wait what.
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Re: Teenage Exorcists
« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2013, 07:20:08 am »
I'd let them exorcise me any day.

I seriously want to punch Rev. Bob in his stupid mouth though. wonder how he sleeps at night after fucking with the minds of beaten-down people to achieve notoriety.

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Re: Teenage Exorcists
« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2013, 03:58:02 pm »
"I adjure thee, evil spirit, to leave the body of this victim.  Know what I mean?"
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Re: Teenage Exorcists
« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2013, 04:45:44 pm »
I'd let them exorcise me any day.

You know they might be hot and all but it's still not right to be tricking them like that.

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Re: Teenage Exorcists
« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2013, 05:07:10 pm »
I'm so possessed right now.

(That's an in joke none of you will get, but I just can't resist the urge to post it here after seeing the title)

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Re: Teenage Exorcists
« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2013, 11:59:19 pm »
Hm, I wonder if they can "work" on my little cousin...he's got to have a demon or two in him.

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Re: Teenage Exorcists
« Reply #14 on: July 31, 2013, 12:28:52 am »
I was really hoping this was going to be about the next horrid teen romance fad. The fact that it isn't is almost disappointing.
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