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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #15 on: August 20, 2013, 04:15:44 am »
This one involves no fundies. But it does involve me, a dangerously idiotic ski instructor, and my mom being her awesome self.

Also, I love any story where the idiot is the one to call the cops, only to get arrested themselves!
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #17 on: August 20, 2013, 09:01:01 am »
This one involves no fundies. But it does involve me, a dangerously idiotic ski instructor, and my mom being her awesome self.

Also, I love any story where the idiot is the one to call the cops, only to get arrested themselves!

Was there supposed to be a link, in there, somewhere?

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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #18 on: August 20, 2013, 09:46:31 am »
This one involves no fundies. But it does involve me, a dangerously idiotic ski instructor, and my mom being her awesome self.

Also, I love any story where the idiot is the one to call the cops, only to get arrested themselves!

Was there supposed to be a link, in there, somewhere?

Supposed to be, and was.  Beginning of the post.
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #19 on: August 20, 2013, 10:01:57 am »
You know, when you quote a message you can see the links in it. Including the broken images that aren't visible.

But at least for me the link in Meshakhads message seems to work.
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #20 on: August 20, 2013, 11:38:13 am »
works for me too, and I see the link in the original post as well.
From international relations to religious rivalries, from marriage to athlete's foot, whatever the problem a fundy's first solution is usually violence.

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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #21 on: August 20, 2013, 12:23:04 pm »
Not really religious, but it made me laugh. :P

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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #23 on: August 20, 2013, 06:12:39 pm »
that poor kid, what a crazy bitch.
From international relations to religious rivalries, from marriage to athlete's foot, whatever the problem a fundy's first solution is usually violence.

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Re: Not Always Thread
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #25 on: August 20, 2013, 06:41:20 pm »
This one made me laugh.

Unless people like that live in tiny towns with homogeneous populations, I don't understand how they function in the real world without outright dying of fear of anything different via heart-attack.

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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #26 on: August 20, 2013, 07:25:35 pm »
Are these stories for real? Some seem so over the top they seem fake. There can't be possibly some people like that.

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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #27 on: August 20, 2013, 07:31:17 pm »
Are these stories for real? Some seem so over the top they seem fake. There can't be possibly some people like that.

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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #28 on: August 20, 2013, 08:10:07 pm »
I just realized what he was talking about.  I'm an idiot.

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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #29 on: August 20, 2013, 10:01:56 pm »
Are these stories for real? Some seem so over the top they seem fake. There can't be possibly some people like that.

I suspect many are what the person wishes they had said rather than what they actually did say. I wouldn't be surprised if a number of them were completely made up.

(That, incidentally, is why they weren't allowed in the main page of That Site Which We Are Not. It's impossible to verify which are real and which aren't)
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