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Pardon the interruption, good sir/lady; there are aspects of your behavior that I find quite unbecoming, and I must insist most strenuously that I be permitted to assist in resolving these behaviors through the repeated high-velocity cranial introduction of particularly firm building materials.
GIVE ME KNOWLEDGE OR I WILL PUT A CAP IN YO ASS!
There are few men in this Parliament for whom I have greater respect than the leader of the Co-operative Commonwealth Federation. I admire him in my heart, because time and again he has had the courage to say what lays on his conscience, regardless of what the world might think of him. A man of that calibre is an ornament to any Parliament.
Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Which is a problem. If you are powerless.
This one involves no fundies. But it does involve me, a dangerously idiotic ski instructor, and my mom being her awesome self.Also, I love any story where the idiot is the one to call the cops, only to get arrested themselves!
Quote from: Meshakhad on August 20, 2013, 04:15:44 amThis one involves no fundies. But it does involve me, a dangerously idiotic ski instructor, and my mom being her awesome self.Also, I love any story where the idiot is the one to call the cops, only to get arrested themselves!Was there supposed to be a link, in there, somewhere?
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were: "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
Aww, you guys rock. I feel the love... and the pitchforks and torches. Tingly!
From international relations to religious rivalries, from marriage to athlete's foot, whatever the problem a fundy's first solution is usually violence.
Oh! That explains everything! Neo-Nazi special snowflake! So they're EXTRA stupid!
This one made me laugh.
Are these stories for real? Some seem so over the top they seem fake. There can't be possibly some people like that.