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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #30 on: August 20, 2013, 10:50:31 pm »
Which is funny considering some of the submissions are people's unverifiable anecdotes.
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #31 on: August 20, 2013, 11:00:58 pm »
What even.
I'm glad I don't know anybody like that kid's mother,
Hehehehehe. That last one ended with the boy being "mortified and quickly discharged".
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #32 on: August 20, 2013, 11:01:52 pm »
There are at least three that I really hope are just made up or exaggerated, but my idealism is wearing thin.

I can, however, believe this happened, sadly.

Conversely, I hope this awesome story is true, because... GAH, SO AWESOME and ALL OF MY FEELS!
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #33 on: August 20, 2013, 11:29:57 pm »
This one made me laugh.

Unless people like that live in tiny towns with homogeneous populations, I don't understand how they function in the real world without outright dying of fear of anything different via heart-attack.
I assume they never leave the house or something.

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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #34 on: August 29, 2013, 02:18:10 pm »
What is, is not; what is not, is.

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Re: Not Always Thread
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #36 on: September 04, 2013, 11:53:48 pm »
I'm laughing my ass off.

That guy was an idiot but I like how the manager tricked the guy into going to the police station.


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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #37 on: September 05, 2013, 02:58:28 pm »
Not religious but still worth sharing.
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #38 on: September 05, 2013, 09:30:33 pm »
I'm laughing my ass off.

That guy was an idiot but I like how the manager tricked the guy into going to the police station.
I agree. I wonder if he actually went.

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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #39 on: September 05, 2013, 11:18:56 pm »
Not religious but still worth sharing.

Every generation bitches about the ones that come after.

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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #40 on: September 05, 2013, 11:46:33 pm »
Not religious but still worth sharing.

Every generation bitches about the ones that come after.

Heck, there are passages in The Republic where Socrates bitches about how the young whippersnappers of his "modern day" don't show enough respect to their parents and dance to seditious music in improper ways.
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #41 on: September 06, 2013, 01:16:42 am »
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #42 on: September 06, 2013, 06:04:53 pm »
And remember, Shane, we want it delivered.
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #43 on: September 06, 2013, 08:05:40 pm »
Y'all should read the Unfiltered ones, too. They can be a treat.

And this one too, to fit the area of the forum this thread is in
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #44 on: September 07, 2013, 10:23:31 am »
If this one is true, then I will probably melt.
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