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Re: Rant 3: I don't "choose" hell!
« Reply #15 on: August 29, 2013, 06:34:21 pm »
Yes...yes you are.

Ironbite-now shut up before I Ironkick you in the gonads.
Would that cause an ironinjury?
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Re: Rant 3: I don't "choose" hell!
« Reply #16 on: August 30, 2013, 01:23:22 am »
People compare God to being the most perfect, loving parent.

I want to know in what culture locking random kids inside a box filled with sharp stabby things for all eternity simply because they won't call you "Father" and adore you and lick your boots is considered "good parenting".
Traditional Christian, Jewish and Muslim culture, apparently.

Not Jewish. We don't believe in Hell.
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Re: Rant 3: I don't "choose" hell!
« Reply #17 on: August 30, 2013, 01:59:54 am »
People compare God to being the most perfect, loving parent.

I want to know in what culture locking random kids inside a box filled with sharp stabby things for all eternity simply because they won't call you "Father" and adore you and lick your boots is considered "good parenting".
Traditional Christian, Jewish and Muslim culture, apparently.

Not Jewish. We don't believe in Hell.
So what exactly happens to sinners and the unrepentant? Because Yahweh was rather unforgiving and generally had the mindset of "Hey, you. I don't like you. I'm gonna send my chosen people to be Dalek stand-ins and wipe you out".
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Rant 3: I don't "choose" hell!
« Reply #18 on: August 30, 2013, 04:12:51 am »
Yes...yes you are.

Ironbite-now Ironshut up before I Ironkick you in the Irongonads.

Fixed that for ya.
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Re: Rant 3: I don't "choose" hell!
« Reply #19 on: September 01, 2013, 04:08:09 am »
Yes...yes you are.

Ironbite-now shut up before I Ironkick you in the gonads.
Would that cause an ironinjury?

Like anemia?

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Re: Rant 3: I don't "choose" hell!
« Reply #20 on: September 01, 2013, 04:36:29 am »
Yes...yes you are.

Ironbite-now shut up before I Ironkick you in the gonads.
Would that cause an ironinjury?

Like anemia?
Nah, more like if your skin started turning to iron. Ironskin. And, considering the location, Ironballs.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Rant 3: I don't "choose" hell!
« Reply #21 on: September 01, 2013, 10:40:07 pm »
People compare God to being the most perfect, loving parent.

I want to know in what culture locking random kids inside a box filled with sharp stabby things for all eternity simply because they won't call you "Father" and adore you and lick your boots is considered "good parenting".
Traditional Christian, Jewish and Muslim culture, apparently.

Not Jewish. We don't believe in Hell.
So what exactly happens to sinners and the unrepentant? Because Yahweh was rather unforgiving and generally had the mindset of "Hey, you. I don't like you. I'm gonna send my chosen people to be Dalek stand-ins and wipe you out".

If I understand correctly, even though Judaism "officially" has an afterlife, it doesn't have any unified idea of what that afterlife is. Unlike Christianity, which emphasizes "securing one's place in Heaven," Judaism doesn't talk about it that much.

Anyway, you could probably search the internet for Jewish sites that explain this better, but be prepared to get wildly differing answers.
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Re: Rant 3: I don't "choose" hell!
« Reply #22 on: September 01, 2013, 10:45:37 pm »
People compare God to being the most perfect, loving parent.

I want to know in what culture locking random kids inside a box filled with sharp stabby things for all eternity simply because they won't call you "Father" and adore you and lick your boots is considered "good parenting".
Traditional Christian, Jewish and Muslim culture, apparently.

Not Jewish. We don't believe in Hell.
So what exactly happens to sinners and the unrepentant? Because Yahweh was rather unforgiving and generally had the mindset of "Hey, you. I don't like you. I'm gonna send my chosen people to be Dalek stand-ins and wipe you out".

If I understand correctly, even though Judaism "officially" has an afterlife, it doesn't have any unified idea of what that afterlife is. Unlike Christianity, which emphasizes "securing one's place in Heaven," Judaism doesn't talk about it that much.

Anyway, you could probably search the internet for Jewish sites that explain this better, but be prepared to get wildly differing answers.
Ahh, okay. That said, the remark stands. In all three, the deity in question is, well, an asshole.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Rant 3: I don't "choose" hell!
« Reply #23 on: September 02, 2013, 09:56:38 pm »
People compare God to being the most perfect, loving parent.

I want to know in what culture locking random kids inside a box filled with sharp stabby things for all eternity simply because they won't call you "Father" and adore you and lick your boots is considered "good parenting".
Traditional Christian, Jewish and Muslim culture, apparently.

Not Jewish. We don't believe in Hell.
So what exactly happens to sinners and the unrepentant? Because Yahweh was rather unforgiving and generally had the mindset of "Hey, you. I don't like you. I'm gonna send my chosen people to be Dalek stand-ins and wipe you out".

They get a longer period in Gehenna. Max is 12 months.
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