Sandra is my favourite old friend from high school, we used to get along so well. So I decided to keep her in my cellar.
People tell me I have problems. The only problem I have is playing with my toys for too long - I always break them.
I truly do love my girlfriend. I believe she's the fourteenth so far, I keep the others in my garage.
My little teddy bear is such a nice little fellow. He does all the killing for me.
You know how most people hate clowns? I love them - cuz I hired one to kill my worst enemy.
I know its slightly fattening, but I love Mexican food. Tonight, I just need to find the right Mexican...
Chopping up meat for my little sister to eat has always been a chore. Good thing the new meat struggles a bit - more fun that way.
With my father out of the house, I need to be the man of the household. Yes mother, I'm coming to bed.
I kill and stuff squirrels a certain way to make stuffed animals. I give them to my friends - have they noticed the blood and mucus yet?
There's nothing quite as satisfying as looking down at a fresh creation. SOMEONE had to make something with those rabid dog corpses...
I was really drunk last night and slept with what I saw as a large, beautiful woman. I woke up the next morning next to Rush Limbaugh.