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Who Shot MLK?
« on: August 27, 2013, 07:29:54 am »
Well, this certainly is interesting. Addicting Info points out that a lot of stuff doesn't add up. Not JFK-thin, but thicker than the RNC.
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Re: Who Shot MLK?
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2013, 02:39:35 pm »
Conspiracy theories about the MLK assassination are very common. I know people who think the FBI did it. Frankly, if the FBI wanted MLK out of the way, they wouldn't have had to kill him; they could have just leaked information to the press about his adulterous affairs.

There's a couple points in the article that are somewhat weak, though:

1. Eyewitness accounts are notoriously unreliable, and it's not unusual for multiple people at the scene of a crime to have conflicting accounts. If the detectives dismissed these other eyewitness accounts that said they heard the gunshot from the bushes (which would be an easy mistake to make), it's probably because forensics showed the shooting did not happen at that location.

2. The fact that James Earl Ray managed to flee police by going to different countries is irrelevant. It's like a creationist trying to point out how fascinating it is that the "random, chaotic universe" just so happened to create a universe with all the planets aligned, a universe capable of sustaining life, etc.

3. James Earl Ray constantly came up with new conspiracy theories about the killing in prison, blaming someone named "Raoul," despite the fact that a polygraph test showed he knew he was MLK's killer. Later, he did identify an auto worker named Raul as the accomplice, but he was cleared. No mention is made of this alternate killer's identity except in the article cited above, where he is identified (without explanation) as Jules Ricco Kimble. Furthermore, Ray himself claimed that part of his motive for pleading guilty was to get into a comfier prison, and people around him denied there was any pressure put on him to confess.

EDIT: And despite the fact that the author of the article claims to have FBI files, he cites conspiracy theorist books. Real good job vetting his resources there.
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Re: Who Shot MLK?
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2013, 02:44:28 pm »
2. The fact that James Earl Ray managed to flee police by going to different countries is irrelevant. It's like a creationist trying to point out how fascinating it is that the "random, chaotic universe" just so happened to create a universe with all the planets aligned, a universe capable of sustaining life, etc.

Well if that escape required resources and money he was unlikely to have then it does bring up the question of where did he get the money.
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Re: Who Shot MLK?
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2013, 02:46:40 pm »
2. The fact that James Earl Ray managed to flee police by going to different countries is irrelevant. It's like a creationist trying to point out how fascinating it is that the "random, chaotic universe" just so happened to create a universe with all the planets aligned, a universe capable of sustaining life, etc.

Well if that escape required resources and money he was unlikely to have then it does bring up the question of where did he get the money.

The question is open-ended and does not directly implicate the FBI, the same way the creationist question does not directly implicate God. If we had access to his financial records then we might get a better idea of where he got the money.
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Re: Who Shot MLK?
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2013, 03:15:13 pm »
I thought the Cigarrete Smoking Man shot him.

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Re: Who Shot MLK?
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2013, 03:49:16 pm »
It was Elvis.
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Re: Who Shot MLK?
« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2013, 05:15:46 pm »
No it was the Comedian.

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Re: Who Shot MLK?
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2013, 05:19:05 pm »
It was professor plum with the candlestick in the observatory.

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Re: Who Shot MLK?
« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2013, 06:05:20 pm »
The dog did it.
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Re: Who Shot MLK?
« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2013, 06:55:53 pm »
Nah, just like JFK, he shot himself to prevent a time paradox.
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Re: Who Shot MLK?
« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2013, 07:58:27 pm »
Nah, just like JFK, he shot himself to prevent a time paradox.

Nah, JFK faked his death because he got too busy fighting zombies back-to-back-badass with Castro that he couldn't be president anymore.
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Re: Who Shot MLK?
« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2013, 09:32:23 pm »
Nah, just like JFK, he shot himself to prevent a time paradox.
Did you just make a Who Shot JFK? Doctor Who book joke?
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Re: Who Shot MLK?
« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2013, 09:36:22 pm »
Nah, just like JFK, he shot himself to prevent a time paradox.
Did you just make a Who Shot JFK? Doctor Who book joke?

Red Dwarf, as I recall.
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Re: Who Shot MLK?
« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2013, 09:40:34 pm »
Nah, just like JFK, he shot himself to prevent a time paradox.
Did you just make a Who Shot JFK? Doctor Who book joke?

Red Dwarf, as I recall.
Ahh. Apparently the British like that plot, because it was the plot to that book. JFK shoots JFK to prevent the end of the world.
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Re: Who Shot MLK?
« Reply #14 on: August 27, 2013, 10:18:37 pm »
Nah, just like JFK, he shot himself to prevent a time paradox.
Did you just make a Who Shot JFK? Doctor Who book joke?

Red Dwarf, as I recall.
Ahh. Apparently the British like that plot, because it was the plot to that book. JFK shoots JFK to prevent the end of the world.

The Red Dwarf episode, as I recall, had the crew interrupting Oswald, so to get history back on course they had JFK (who by then had been caught in his various affairs and was being hauled off to prison) go back in time to shoot his younger self.
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