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Offline dpareja

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I am ashamed that this person is still a Canadian
« on: January 04, 2014, 05:22:06 am »
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ted-cruz-still-canadian-as-immigration-lawyers-express-confusion-1.2483367

Yes, Ted Cruz is still a Canadian citizen even though he said he'd renounce his citizenship by the end of 2013. Now it seems he's trying to make it seem as if the process is really complicated...

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"I have retained counsel that is preparing the paperwork to renounce the citizenship," the junior Texas senator, who's eyeing a run for president in 2016, said in a recent interview with the Dallas Morning News.

He didn't dispute holding dual citizenship: "Not at this point," Cruz told the paper.

That's confounding Canadian immigration lawyers. Renouncing Canadian citizenship, they say, is a simple, quick and straightforward process — there's even an online, four-page PDF form on the Government of Canada website to get the ball rolling without the help of lawyers.

The form in question can be found on this page: http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/information/applications/renounce.asp

It's not necessarily a bad idea to retain a lawyer to make sure you get everything right, but it really does seem as if he's trying to make this more complicated than it is.

Meanwhile, Conrad Black is saying things with which I agree:

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He's making a mistake; he'll never go higher in the U.S. electoral system than he is now, and Canada's a better governed country than the U.S.

I still do find it hilarious that they accuse Obama of being foreign-born and overlook the fact that their favourite is in fact foreign-born.
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Re: I am ashamed that this person is still a Canadian
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2014, 06:10:34 am »
It's like America is the dumping ground for the rest of the western world's lunatics.

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Re: I am ashamed that this person is still a Canadian
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2014, 08:54:40 am »
I would say they are welcome to them, but then I remember that the US has a shit ton of nuclear weapons.

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Re: I am ashamed that this person is still a Canadian
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2014, 03:36:34 pm »
It's like America is the dumping ground for the rest of the western world's lunatics.
I thought that was Australia’s purpose?
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Re: I am ashamed that this person is still a Canadian
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2014, 04:14:47 pm »
He can renounce all he wants.  He's still Canadian in my eyes.

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Re: I am ashamed that this person is still a Canadian
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2014, 06:16:15 pm »
I feel your pain.  I don't want this asswipe in my country either.

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I still do find it hilarious that they accuse Obama of being foreign-born and overlook the fact that their favourite is in fact foreign-born.

Cruz:  Born in Calgary to an American mother and a Cuban father.  Teabagger:  "hes n mercan"

Obama:  Born in Hawaii to an American mother and a Kenyan father.  Teabagger:  "hes kenyan!!1!"

Yeah.  No double standard there.
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Re: I am ashamed that this person is still a Canadian
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2014, 07:19:23 pm »
I feel your pain.  I don't want this asswipe in my country either.

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I still do find it hilarious that they accuse Obama of being foreign-born and overlook the fact that their favourite is in fact foreign-born.

Cruz:  Born in Calgary to an American mother and a Cuban father.  Teabagger:  "hes n mercan"

Obama:  Born in Hawaii to an American mother and a Kenyan father.  Teabagger:  "hes kenyan!!1!"

Yeah.  No double standard there.
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Re: I am ashamed that this person is still a Canadian
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2014, 09:47:49 pm »
It's like America is the dumping ground for the rest of the western world's lunatics.
I thought that was Australia’s purpose?
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Re: I am ashamed that this person is still a Canadian
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2014, 10:17:15 pm »
Sadly, I suspect that if Cruz is disqualified from running for president since he's from Canada, he will throw a fit about how the system is biased against conservatives because it allowed Obama to run despite being born in Kenya. Which he wasn't, but Cruz and his followers would naturally refuse to believe that.
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Re: I am ashamed that this person is still a Canadian
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2014, 01:19:49 am »
Hah, if anyone should know that this is a terrible idea, it's Conrad Black.

Not the least bit surprising that this is drawing parallels to the Black case, though. Either Cruz is dumb enough to sit around waiting for the right moment for a highly public show of renouncing his citizenship, ala Black, or he's just smart enough to realize that retaining it by bullshitting about red tape (and really, how many American conservatives are going to double check his claim?) might come in handy in the future if he gets himself into trouble.

I'm kind of hoping that it's the former. The schadenfreude from Conrad Black was just too sweet to be a one-time thing. It's probably the latter, though.
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Re: I am ashamed that this person is still a Canadian
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2014, 01:30:11 am »
We don't want him.  Send him to Abu-Dhabi.  Like Nermal.
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Re: I am ashamed that this person is still a Canadian
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2014, 01:31:06 am »
Sorry, pal, but he's your problem now.
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Re: I am ashamed that this person is still a Canadian
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2014, 06:59:34 pm »
Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!
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Re: I am ashamed that this person is still a Canadian
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2014, 07:11:44 pm »
Why don't we just send him off into the sun? He is just too useless and megalomaniacal for this human race.