More creepy "purity ball" stuff.

[the_ignored]

How creepy is this?

From someone on facebook where I pasted that link:

How much funnier are these articles while listening to rap music? a lot funnier. Try Bay Area Hyphy rap crew The Pack smash hit "Booty Bounce Bopper."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu7k70L06QE

[Radiation]

Some of those girls look sad, like they have some hidden secret. Also it's creepy how the fathers would be standing behind them and wrapping their arms around the front. If I didn't know the context behind these photos, I would have thought that they were boyfriends or husbands.

[Barbarella]

I'm not even going to read the link, I can feel the icky "Josef Fritzl/Fred West/Klaus Kinski/John Philips" vibe already *shivers*.

[Id82]

Why are all of the photos taken in middle of the fuck nowhere America? They look like they're on some creepy cult compound.

[Ultimate Paragon]

This is like something you'd see on Family Guy.

[RavynousHunter]

Why are all of the photos taken in middle of the fuck nowhere America? They look like they're on some creepy cult compound.

That's probably where they went after the photos were done being shot.

[Random Gal]

I predict serious daddy issues in the future for these girls.

[Old Viking]

Standing together while surrounded by cow flops must have some deep symbolism for them.

[Flying Mint Bunny!]

The weirdest photo for me is the one where the daughters are still children.

Those two girls aren't even old enough to know what sex is, so any kind of promise they make regarding premarital sex is completely meaningless. 

[Ghoti]

Judas Priest. I remember my church had those every year around Father's Day. I always hated it because I had to act "ladylike" and wear a stupid scratchy princess dress that I got from my jerkass cousin.

[Zygarde]

I heard of these they give me a weird incest kinda vibe, I don't know maybe it's the whole "Pledge my father my virginity until I'm married." deal just screams incest to me.

[ironbite]

Judas Priest. I remember my church had those every year around Father's Day. I always hated it because I had to act "ladylike" and wear a stupid scratchy princess dress that I got from my jerkass cousin.

Oh...my gods...YOU HAD TO GO TO ONE OF THOSE THINGS!?

Ironbite-*grabs Ghoti and takes him to Disneyland*

[the_ignored]

It just hit me:  Why have I never heard of any such thing with the SONS of fundies, but only their daughters?

[Witchyjoshy]

It just hit me:  Why have I never heard of any such thing with the SONS of fundies, but only their daughters?

Because in fundieville, women are the property of their fathers, then their husbands.

[solar.]

Every day I get more and more ashamed to live in this flucking country. Washington and Oregon are like the only safe havens in America.