More creepy "purity ball" stuff.

[Askold]

It just hit me:  Why have I never heard of any such thing with the SONS of fundies, but only their daughters?

Because: Boys will be boys.

(I can't remember the country, it was in South America, where the ideal man was virile and had several lovers before getting married etc. etc. While the ideal woman was pure and innocent and remained a virgin untill marriage. Which does raise the quostion of who the hell are those guys supposed to be banging if none of the women do premarital sex...)

[Ghoti]

Judas Priest. I remember my church had those every year around Father's Day. I always hated it because I had to act "ladylike" and wear a stupid scratchy princess dress that I got from my jerkass cousin.

Oh...my gods...YOU HAD TO GO TO ONE OF THOSE THINGS!?

Ironbite-*grabs Ghoti and takes him to Disneyland*

I had to go to one of those things every year for four or five years until my parents switched churches. It was the first time I ever wore makeup, and the first time I had a really strong feeling of what I now recognize as gender dysphoria. Other than that it wasn't too traumatic - I mostly ignored the other kids and had above-my-grade-level conversations with the adults.

Ghoti-but I'll happily accept the trip to Disneyland.

[Dakota Bob]

It just hit me:  Why have I never heard of any such thing with the SONS of fundies, but only their daughters?

Because: Boys will be boys.

(I can't remember the country, it was in South America, where the ideal man was virile and had several lovers before getting married etc. etc. While the ideal woman was pure and innocent and remained a virgin untill marriage. Which does raise the quostion of who the hell are those guys supposed to be banging if none of the women do premarital sex...)

Maybe those are the guys that fuck donkeys

[Ghoti]

... I want that fifteen minutes of my life back.

[ironbite]

You'd just waste it.

[Kat S.]

I second with Dow Jones; why do the girls look so sad? Or did the photographer wanted them to look solemn?

As for picture 8 of 10: Where's you cover, Staff Sergeant?

[Thejebusfire]

There's a documentary about one of those balls on Youtube. It's pretty interesting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt4xqZdsGo0

[Barbarella]

Judas Priest. I remember my church had those every year around Father's Day. I always hated it because I had to act "ladylike" and wear a stupid scratchy princess dress that I got from my jerkass cousin.

Oh...my gods...YOU HAD TO GO TO ONE OF THOSE THINGS!?

Ironbite-*grabs Ghoti and takes him to Disneyland*

I had to go to one of those things every year for four or five years until my parents switched churches. It was the first time I ever wore makeup, and the first time I had a really strong feeling of what I now recognize as gender dysphoria. Other than that it wasn't too traumatic - I mostly ignored the other kids and had above-my-grade-level conversations with the adults.

Ghoti-but I'll happily accept the trip to Disneyland.

Go to DisneyWORLD! That place is even cooler! I went there, once in the 90s. Magic Kingdom, Epcot & MGM. It was a BLAST!

It just hit me:  Why have I never heard of any such thing with the SONS of fundies, but only their daughters?

Because: Boys will be boys.

(I can't remember the country, it was in South America, where the ideal man was virile and had several lovers before getting married etc. etc. While the ideal woman was pure and innocent and remained a virgin untill marriage. Which does raise the quostion of who the hell are those guys supposed to be banging if none of the women do premarital sex...)

Maybe those are the guys that fuck donkeys

...Like Neil Horsley & his mule. *bleeeh*

Does that link lead to that infra-red military surveillance footage of that guy in Afghanistan, by any chance? I read somewhere there was a military video shot in Afghanistan of an Afghan guy humping an animal.

Suddenly, I'm thinking about Carl Paladino's porn collection....or "Mr. Hands".

In speaking of all things "zoophilia", there was this bit of PSA-black humor from a pre-Network Decay TLC a while back:
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovr_wWL8_fw" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovr_wWL8_fw</a>
SUMMARY: Kid watches some man-on-goat/sheep action on the web....get's weird ideas....gets the dog....cut to black...."What Are Your Kids Learning?".


Okay! Now! Back to the subject of Frummie Electra-Complex Father-Daughter Dance Balls!

[rageaholic]

For some reason, when I read the title, I envisioned a magic 8 ball that would send messages encouraging abstinence. 

[Ultimate Paragon]

For some reason, when I read the title, I envisioned a magic 8 ball that would send messages encouraging abstinence.

Sounds like a MADtv sketch.

[Dakota Bob]

For some reason, when I read the title, I envisioned a magic 8 ball that would send messages encouraging abstinence.

Can't be any less insane than the actual purity balls

"Dear 8-ball, my parents say that God hates women that have sex before marriage, but I really like this guy in chemistry class, what do?"
*shakes 8-ball*
It says "..Yes definitely"

[Damen]

It just hit me:  Why have I never heard of any such thing with the SONS of fundies, but only their daughters?

Because: Boys will be boys.

(I can't remember the country, it was in South America, where the ideal man was virile and had several lovers before getting married etc. etc. While the ideal woman was pure and innocent and remained a virgin untill marriage. Which does raise the quostion of who the hell are those guys supposed to be banging if none of the women do premarital sex...)

Maybe those are the guys that fuck donkeys

[Ultimate Paragon]

It just hit me:  Why have I never heard of any such thing with the SONS of fundies, but only their daughters?

Because: Boys will be boys.

(I can't remember the country, it was in South America, where the ideal man was virile and had several lovers before getting married etc. etc. While the ideal woman was pure and innocent and remained a virgin untill marriage. Which does raise the quostion of who the hell are those guys supposed to be banging if none of the women do premarital sex...)

Maybe those are the guys that fuck donkeys

Yeah, that's something you'd expect from a sexually repressed country like Pakistan.

[Art Vandelay]

Colombia is rather sexually repressed.