Common Core will turn you gay!

[mellenORL]

Here's my new personal take on it, as of today.

One of my first cousins now lives with me. He's originally from north Florida. I showed him this article, because this dude has a very familiar last name. He lost it, laughing his ass off. Why? My oldest cousin (his big brother) married a Van Zant woman, whose uncle this man is. Yes, I am actually, technically, related to that POS politician. He's my wut-ever-the-fuck-removed cousin or uncle in-law. Can't remove him any farther, unfortunately.

[Ultimate Paragon]

Here's my new personal take on it, as of today.

One of my first cousins now lives with me. He's originally from north Florida. I showed him this article, because this dude has a very familiar last name. He lost it, laughing his ass off. Why? My oldest cousin (his big brother) married a Van Zant woman, whose uncle this man is. Yes, I am actually, technically, related to that POS politician. He's my wut-ever-the-fuck-removed cousin or uncle in-law. Can't remove him any farther, unfortunately.

That ought to make for some interesting family reunions.

[RavynousHunter]

Some of the Common Core stuff does seem to be aimed toward taking the fun out of math.

Can't take away something that was never there.

I'll have you know that I quite enjoy math, thank you very much.

*shoves you in locker*

*gets a better job than you and laughs in your face while you clean his floors*  STEM fields, motherfucker.  Gotta love 'em.

[Witchyjoshy]

You aren't funny.

[I am lizard]

fuck

[Witchyjoshy]

...Now I feel bad.

Sorry for being harsh.

[I am lizard]

Let this important dog cheer you up:

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