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Re: Rolling coal
« Reply #15 on: July 07, 2014, 12:59:14 am »
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Re: Rolling coal
« Reply #16 on: July 07, 2014, 10:28:44 am »
...What would happen if the exhaust pipe was plugged and stopped from releasing smoke entirely?

Something in the car ruptures and it becomes a thing that has to be repaired before it can be driven.  I'm guessing.

Mythbusters actually tested that. Turns out the potato turns into a high-velocity projectile long before anything in the car ruptures.

Re: The video. Is that actually smoke? With the fact that they seem able to control the amount put out ("normal" mode and "chimney sweep" mode, for lack of a better term) and the amount of concentrated residue left even by a blast of just a few seconds, it almost looks to me like extremely fine chalk dust or something similar.
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Re: Rolling coal
« Reply #17 on: July 07, 2014, 10:57:15 am »
It might be something similar to a nos system for a car, except it releases soot into the exhaust.
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Re: Rolling coal
« Reply #18 on: July 07, 2014, 01:14:36 pm »
Well, maybe if you secure it in the tailpipe.

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Re: Rolling coal
« Reply #19 on: July 07, 2014, 02:01:59 pm »
I think there should be some kind of law preventing vehicles from having this kind of thing.

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Re: Rolling coal
« Reply #20 on: July 07, 2014, 04:09:29 pm »
my brain and lungs are screaming "follow them home and Welding a metal plate to there exhaust" so they will never do that again.

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Re: Rolling coal
« Reply #21 on: July 07, 2014, 06:20:52 pm »
I saw an article about this last week. One of the people interviewed for it bragged about blowing smoke at a Prius just because it was behind him, then he turned around and said something along the lines of "some people are tools about it, but it's just in good fun." He did actually use the word tool.

To that say: If you blow smoke at a Prius just because you can, you're being a fucking tool, you fucking tool.
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Re: Rolling coal
« Reply #22 on: July 08, 2014, 04:51:31 am »
Under the Don't Be a Dick On The Road Act, this is a capital crime. The Prius driver has every right to ram their truck, shoot the driver in the head when he gets out of it and claim damages from his estate.
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Re: Rolling coal
« Reply #23 on: July 08, 2014, 07:52:38 am »
The Prius would disintegrate the moment it touched the bumper of the truck*.  I dunno bout killin the dude, but flogging him with a length of barbed wire seems a fair punishment.

(*Partly a joke, and partly because Priuses are made of cardboard, chewing gum, and PEZ candies.)
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Re: Rolling coal
« Reply #24 on: July 08, 2014, 10:47:18 am »
How great would it be if these assholes all got cancer from that smoke?

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Re: Rolling coal
« Reply #25 on: July 09, 2014, 10:42:01 pm »
Perfect example of one cutting off their nose just to spite their face.  They have to breathe the same air the 'hippies' do.  They're shitting in their own nests.

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Re: Rolling coal
« Reply #26 on: July 10, 2014, 10:32:57 am »
I think there should be some kind of law preventing vehicles from having this kind of thing.

I'm pretty sure there is some kind of law about this. Emission standards or something, I dunno. Could be wrong though. Either way, anyone who does this is a massive dick and I personally hate them.


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Re: Rolling coal
« Reply #27 on: July 17, 2014, 12:38:27 am »
Oh, the EPA put in their two cents, and they say it's illegal.

http://truckyeah.jalopnik.com/the-epa-just-said-that-this-whole-rolling-coal-thing-is-1601808499

Might I suggest we put the EPA on speed-dial? Just in case :3


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