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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #30 on: July 10, 2015, 07:45:51 am »
Come anywhere near my food and there will be hell to pay.

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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #31 on: July 13, 2015, 06:09:29 pm »
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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #32 on: July 19, 2015, 06:44:06 pm »
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A woman isn’t less of a woman, less of a feminist, less of a human, if she decides to take her spouses name. It’s 2015. Don’t be a douche.

As a man whose wife kept her maiden name, I couldn't agree more.

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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #33 on: July 25, 2015, 07:40:26 pm »
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A woman isn’t less of a woman, less of a feminist, less of a human, if she decides to take her spouses name. It’s 2015. Don’t be a douche.

As a man whose wife kept her maiden name, I couldn't agree more.

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full name is john winston ono lennon as of 1969... yoko is still yoko ono. feminism marches on.
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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #34 on: July 25, 2015, 10:21:34 pm »
well frankly 'yoko lennon' sounds fucking shit, fair play to her
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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #35 on: August 02, 2015, 10:56:35 am »


I may not always agree with Dawkins, but sometimes he's completely spot-on.

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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #36 on: August 02, 2015, 07:30:05 pm »
Broken clocks, right twice a day, yadda yadda yadda.

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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #37 on: August 03, 2015, 12:08:29 pm »
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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #38 on: August 10, 2015, 10:49:06 am »


this is where racism gets you, people. lern 2 tolerance. i will also add, "well-deserved burn."

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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #39 on: August 10, 2015, 04:24:42 pm »
Um, "[privileged group] tears" usually just means "your refusal to check your privilege has gotten you all butthurt over nothing and I'm loving it."  It's not racist against the privileged group in question.

So being all "haha, white tears = semen!!!" is actually pretty damn offensive.
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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #40 on: August 11, 2015, 12:50:53 am »
Honestly the people who go around telling others to "check their privilege" annoy me (although they mainly seem to do it on Tumblr or other locations on net rather than IRL) and this seems like a harmless joke on them.

And on the topic of sperm: "Spermface" is a slur term for white people that is/was occasionally used by African immigrants to Finland.
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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #41 on: August 11, 2015, 01:32:38 am »
It's rather hypocritical to seriously tell people to "check their privilege" (seriously, do even the most hysterical loonies on Tumblr still use that moronic phrase nowadays?), then claim that they're "butthurt over nothing" and being "actually pretty damn offensive" when the inevitable ridicule ensues. As they say, if you can't take it, don't dish it out.

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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #42 on: August 11, 2015, 03:55:46 am »
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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #43 on: August 11, 2015, 01:29:04 pm »
Um, in the 2nd example, they're both sexist.

Also not sure what to think about the use of white as the default.
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Re: Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #44 on: August 11, 2015, 01:32:51 pm »
Um, in the 2nd example, they're both sexist.

Also not sure what to think about the use of white as the default.

not in the minds of tumblrinas. you can't be sexist against men, they're pigs and unworthy of pity.

regarding color, it's a stick figure. don't think too hard about it. else, you'll be looking at any and every clue that is not there. for example, why is longhair shorthand for "girl"? convenience's sake. could've been anything else. doesn't mean the author is prejudiced against longhair guys.
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