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Re: The crazy stuff people say on the net
« Reply #120 on: April 18, 2017, 06:45:27 pm »
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Re: The crazy stuff people say on the net
« Reply #121 on: April 18, 2017, 07:33:55 pm »
.............................fuck you Ravvy.

Yeah it's Skyfire.  Over on the Allspark he declared that due to one of the stars feud with Amazing Asshole himself, Amazing Atheist, this movie will now bomb because AA has like, a million youtube followers and that will totally break the movie.  Oh and Skyfire's a movie critic so he knows these things.

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Re: The crazy stuff people say on the net
« Reply #122 on: April 18, 2017, 10:07:28 pm »
.............................fuck you Ravvy.

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Re: The crazy stuff people say on the net
« Reply #123 on: May 06, 2017, 03:17:42 pm »
Among the discussion about healthcare in USA and how horrible it is there was this gem:

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I collapsed during easter dinner and woke up on the floor covered in my own vomit to the sound of my wife yelling through the house "don't call a goddamn ambulance, we can't afford that shit."

Luckily my heartbeat went back to normal? It's a pretty shitty situation when your first thought in a medical emergency isn't about getting your health in order, but making sure your finances stay in order.

Note, I have nothing against the person who wrote that but this situation is way beyond what any fictional parody could have...

Also stories about people who die because they know that they can't pay the eventual hospital bills. The common talking point is "but you can go to the emergency room" which ignores the fact that eventually there will be a bill. And people who know that their family can't afford the bill will delay going in the hopes that they get better... And if that doesn't happen their ailment is already worsened and too often it is too late to fix it. And even in the cases where it can be cured it may be more expensive than if they had gone to doctor sooner.
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Re: The crazy stuff people say on the net
« Reply #124 on: May 06, 2017, 04:10:34 pm »
Among the many reasons single-payer is cheaper than the US system is that people seek preventative care, rather than wait until it gets so bad that they need acute care.
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Re: The crazy stuff people say on the net
« Reply #125 on: May 06, 2017, 05:14:51 pm »
Among the discussion about healthcare in USA and how horrible it is there was this gem:

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I collapsed during easter dinner and woke up on the floor covered in my own vomit to the sound of my wife yelling through the house "don't call a goddamn ambulance, we can't afford that shit."

Luckily my heartbeat went back to normal? It's a pretty shitty situation when your first thought in a medical emergency isn't about getting your health in order, but making sure your finances stay in order.

Note, I have nothing against the person who wrote that but this situation is way beyond what any fictional parody could have...

Also stories about people who die because they know that they can't pay the eventual hospital bills. The common talking point is "but you can go to the emergency room" which ignores the fact that eventually there will be a bill. And people who know that their family can't afford the bill will delay going in the hopes that they get better... And if that doesn't happen their ailment is already worsened and too often it is too late to fix it. And even in the cases where it can be cured it may be more expensive than if they had gone to doctor sooner.

There's also the misconception that the emergency room is required to treat you. No, if you can't afford to pay, they're only required to stabilize you.
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Re: The crazy stuff people say on the net
« Reply #126 on: May 12, 2017, 12:02:44 am »


...I believe that this person needs some psychiatric counseling.
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Re: The crazy stuff people say on the net
« Reply #127 on: May 12, 2017, 01:42:20 am »


...I believe that this person needs some psychiatric counseling.

He would probably respond by calling you Askolda, and insinuating you were FTM.

That is some odd insanity.
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Re: The crazy stuff people say on the net
« Reply #128 on: May 12, 2017, 06:00:42 am »
"That name is throwing me all sorts of red flags"?
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Re: The crazy stuff people say on the net
« Reply #129 on: May 12, 2017, 06:24:31 am »
I am now thinking of what life would be like had we had to fight Adolfina Hitler.
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Re: The crazy stuff people say on the net
« Reply #130 on: May 12, 2017, 11:46:45 am »
Did Bill the Troll move to Voat?
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Re: The crazy stuff people say on the net
« Reply #131 on: May 14, 2017, 12:26:12 pm »


Incels. Wow. I wonder why they don't get laid.

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Re: The crazy stuff people say on the net
« Reply #132 on: May 14, 2017, 11:39:44 pm »
If there was a prolific female rapist exclusively targeting men, they'd probably have the easiest victims in the world going after incels, in part because the incels would not be able to process such a thing happening least of all to them.
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Re: The crazy stuff people say on the net
« Reply #133 on: May 15, 2017, 12:03:36 am »
If there was a prolific female rapist exclusively targeting men, they'd probably have the easiest victims in the world going after incels, in part because the incels would not be able to process such a thing happening least of all to them.

>implying that such a hypothetical female rapist would want to rape incels, and that they'd not desire to be fucked by her
>implying that such a hypothetical female rapist would ever want to rape incels
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Re: The crazy stuff people say on the net
« Reply #134 on: May 15, 2017, 12:11:39 am »
"They're not racist, they're defending their ethnic identity"
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