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The Church of Clint Eastwood
« on: January 23, 2012, 02:11:45 pm »
I read this on the main page:
http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=85744

One of the commenters linked to this video, labeling it "Clint's thoughs on the matter":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZ-ewgRYD30

I have decided that it is high time we found a religion around this man. Clearly, if he doesn't go God of War on any beings in any afterlife you choose, he seems like just the badass to make an afterlife. Therefore, this thread is all about discussing any rules, sacred texts, etc that we wish to have concerning just how we worship Clint as he reaches the end. (I'm gonna miss him... a lot.)

So let's have at it guys! How should we worship Dirty Harry? ;D
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Re: The Church of Clint Eastwood
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2012, 04:53:06 pm »
Well, the honchos should squint and speak in a hoarse whisper, obviously.
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Re: The Church of Clint Eastwood
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2012, 02:07:28 am »
All followers should consider Rawhide mandatory viewing..he should be alongside Richard Boone.


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Re: The Church of Clint Eastwood
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2012, 08:26:41 am »
Paint Your Wagon is apocrypha, so sayeth the holy church counsel.
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Re: The Church of Clint Eastwood
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2012, 08:47:53 am »
This is to David J Stewart.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CipXIx34jTI" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CipXIx34jTI</a>

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Re: The Church of Clint Eastwood
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2012, 12:42:41 pm »
There needs to be a hand painted sign that says Welcome to (something crossed out and under it) HELL outside of the church.
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Quote from: davedan board=pg thread=6573 post=218058 time=1286247542
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