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Parent WIN, why he is taking his kid out of religous schooling
« on: February 16, 2012, 10:18:18 am »



I find this to be a WIN for the kid.  I also find the letter pretty amusing.  What do you all think?
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Re: Parent WIN, why he is taking his kid out of religous schooling
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2012, 10:27:28 am »
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Re: Parent WIN, why he is taking his kid out of religous schooling
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2012, 11:00:03 am »
Where are my heathen servants, that's what I'd like to know!  >:(
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Re: Parent WIN, why he is taking his kid out of religous schooling
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2012, 11:11:25 am »
I bet they serve shellfish in the cafeteria...

(I expect they serve anyone heterosexual!)
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Re: Parent WIN, why he is taking his kid out of religous schooling
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2012, 04:50:01 pm »
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Re: Parent WIN, why he is taking his kid out of religous schooling
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2012, 06:23:25 pm »
While reading the letter, I kept thinking I'd seen it before.  I seem to recall that a friend had forwarded it to me a while back, but then, I may thinking about this.  It's very similar, but does not say if it is true or not.
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Re: Parent WIN, why he is taking his kid out of religous schooling
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2012, 06:52:36 pm »
This lady Colbert'd their asses!

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Re: Parent WIN, why he is taking his kid out of religous schooling
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2012, 07:40:44 pm »
Well this person is more knowledgeable about his own religion than the staff at that school. He pretty much owned them in that letter.
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Re: Parent WIN, why he is taking his kid out of religous schooling
« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2012, 09:47:48 pm »
I don't understand why the kid was in the school in the first place. Do they not explain their rules until you're already enrolled?
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Re: Parent WIN, why he is taking his kid out of religous schooling
« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2012, 10:39:46 pm »
I think I might be a bit confused.  It seemed to me that the fundy parents took the kid out of the fundy school for not being fundy enough.  If that's the case, I bet those parents have all the modern conveniences of demonic science and technology, like TV's, radios, internet, cable or satellite, electric appliances, they probably have a car.  All of those things can get you a one way ticket to hell, too. 
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Re: Parent WIN, why he is taking his kid out of religous schooling
« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2012, 11:37:18 pm »
Quote from: one-shot on February 16, 2012, 10:39:46 pm
I think I might be a bit confused.  It seemed to me that the fundy parents took the kid out of the fundy school for not being fundy enough.  If that's the case, I bet those parents have all the modern conveniences of demonic science and technology, like TV's, radios, internet, cable or satellite, electric appliances, they probably have a car.  All of those things can get you a one way ticket to hell, too.

The parent's sentiment was basically "Basing your rules on the Bible is fucking stupid since you only cherry-pick certain bits to follow", hence his comment on mixing fibers, men shaving, women teaching, and all those other silly things. They're being hypocrites and using the Bible to give themselves permission to ostracize and condemn certain students.
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Re: Parent WIN, why he is taking his kid out of religous schooling
« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2012, 11:40:03 pm »
Quote from: TenfoldMaquette on February 16, 2012, 11:37:18 pm
Quote from: one-shot on February 16, 2012, 10:39:46 pm
I think I might be a bit confused.  It seemed to me that the fundy parents took the kid out of the fundy school for not being fundy enough.  If that's the case, I bet those parents have all the modern conveniences of demonic science and technology, like TV's, radios, internet, cable or satellite, electric appliances, they probably have a car.  All of those things can get you a one way ticket to hell, too.

The parent's sentiment was basically "Basing your rules on the Bible is fucking stupid since you only cherry-pick certain bits to follow", hence his comment on mixing fibers, men shaving, women teaching, and all those other silly things. They're being hypocrites and using the Bible to give themselves permission to ostracize and condemn certain students.

Ok, I see.  They were using the parts about heathen slaves and whatnot sarcastically then.  In that case, good job to the parents. 
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Re: Parent WIN, why he is taking his kid out of religous schooling
« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2012, 12:42:33 am »
Wow, way to go dad!

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Re: Parent WIN, why he is taking his kid out of religous schooling
« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2012, 01:12:24 am »
Oh shit... "my wife and I..." Guess I was wrong when I said "this lady". XD (I'm assuming lesbian parents would have got them in trouble long before this point.)
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Re: Parent WIN, why he is taking his kid out of religous schooling
« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2012, 09:30:17 am »
I'm still confused as to why the kid was in the school in the first place?
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