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Battle in the Middle East - TALIBAN VS ISIS
« on: April 24, 2015, 04:28:28 am »
http://www.mintpressnews.com/isis-taliban-announce-jihad-against-each-other/204634/

In one corner, we have the Islamic Extremists who ruled Afghanistan once upon a time with an iron fist. They were buddy buddy with the likes of Osama Bin Laden, enter stage The Taliban!

In the other corner, we have the new terror kids on the block, creating their caliphate and engaging the world in war, we have ISIS!

tl;dr, ISIS and the Taliban have just declared Jihad...against each other. Both accuse the other of being unsavory - Al Baghdadi called Mullah Muhammad Omar "a fool and illiterate warlord".

Muhammad Omar is NOT backing down after those fighting words, and has ordered Taliban fighters to not let the Daesh flag fly anywhere in Afghanistan.
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Re: Battle in the Middle East - TALIBAN VS ISIS
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2015, 04:37:56 am »
Now all we need is for the CIA to start supplying the Taliban with weapons and training, and we'll have come full circle.

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Re: Battle in the Middle East - TALIBAN VS ISIS
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2015, 05:06:19 am »
If only we could keep civilians from getting hurt I would fully support this type of behaviour.

...Also stopping both organizations from recruiting gullible kids would be bueno.
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Re: Battle in the Middle East - TALIBAN VS ISIS
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2015, 09:27:11 am »
If only we could keep civilians from getting hurt I would fully support this type of behaviour.

...Also stopping both organizations from recruiting gullible kids would be bueno.

You said it.  Much as I'd love to break out the popcorn, I remember the Iran-Iraq war, and how horribly innocent people suffered.

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Re: Battle in the Middle East - TALIBAN VS ISIS
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2015, 12:19:50 pm »
My only thought is "Whoever wins, we lose."
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Re: Battle in the Middle East - TALIBAN VS ISIS
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2015, 02:56:15 pm »
My only thought is "Whoever wins, we lose."

Funny. My thought was "Whoever loses, we win."

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Re: Battle in the Middle East - TALIBAN VS ISIS
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2015, 03:49:50 pm »
Its pretty funny because they both basically say the same thing about each other;

"You're a horrible band of warlords who rain down abuse on those under you!"

Whoever wins, we win because they just exhausted resources on fighting another group of radical islamists.
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Re: Battle in the Middle East - TALIBAN VS ISIS
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2015, 04:44:57 pm »
I really hope the Taliban wins.  They're easier to track.

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Re: Battle in the Middle East - TALIBAN VS ISIS
« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2015, 07:39:23 pm »
Its pretty funny because they both basically say the same thing about each other;

"You're a horrible band of warlords who rain down abuse on those under you!"

Whoever wins, we win because they just exhausted resources on fighting another group of radical islamists.
Ah yes, because massive factional wars between faction or sects has never ended up harming innocent people, just look at Somalia or Lebanon!


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Re: Battle in the Middle East - TALIBAN VS ISIS
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2015, 12:58:11 am »
This sounds like the plot of a really shitty military propaganda film with the aforementioned tagline of "whoever wins, we lose."
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Re: Battle in the Middle East - TALIBAN VS ISIS
« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2015, 02:02:35 am »
I'd love nothing more than being able to take ISIS and the Taliban, send them off to some abandoned island somewhere, and let them duke it out until they either kill each other, or run out of supplies.

Nothing of value would be lost.


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Re: Battle in the Middle East - TALIBAN VS ISIS
« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2015, 10:52:37 am »
Its pretty funny because they both basically say the same thing about each other;

"You're a horrible band of warlords who rain down abuse on those under you!"

I think it's even funnier that they're both right.
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Re: Battle in the Middle East - TALIBAN VS ISIS
« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2015, 12:08:22 pm »
This sounds like the plot of a really shitty military propaganda film with the aforementioned tagline of "whoever wins, we lose."

You know what it reminds me of?  This one movie where Nazis fight the Klan:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9BKm-F0ReU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9BKm-F0ReU</a>

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Re: Battle in the Middle East - TALIBAN VS ISIS
« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2015, 02:04:01 pm »
IT'S THE MOST EPIC FUNDIE FIGHT OF THE AGES!
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